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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Why does your daughter hate jerma?

Because she's :krad: and at first glance the guy seems like turds

Archonet
Mar 12, 2022

it is time to boogie

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Because she's :krad: and at first glance the guy seems like turds

we do not say such blasphemous things here

jerma is a blessed Bostonian manlet

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Why does your daughter hate jerma?

"Being dummy thicc" isn't on the list so I think Jerma is safe.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This made me laugh way more than it should:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


The most wholesome videogame content is inevitably speedruns. They were doing it before youtube and would be doing it anyway because they like it, and usually are fairly informative about what they're doing.

The "oh my god!!! I played a scary game made in unity and now my house is haunted!!!!!!!" Staring generic loud streamer who screams non stop for like 20 minutes at a game being badly lit is just the most tedious clickbait poo poo.

Your daughter has good understanding of youtube content, she should be president (of YouTube)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Introduce her to Joe Rogan and if she calls him something funny let us know

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

Introduce her to Joe Rogan and if she calls him something funny let us know

Joe Rogan should be known for NewsRadio, but otherwise forgotten.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


McGavin posted:

Joe Rogan should be known for NewsRadio, but otherwise forgotten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etaA94eM2AE

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Unperson_47 posted:

Isn't the guy that had a rapist as the main hero of his novels

Also the guy with a whole lot of youtube videos about boob armor.

So I guess his view on women fighting is a land of contrasts (so long as the armor's SEXY!!!)

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Waltzing Along posted:

This made me laugh way more than it should:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4

Is that kid a member of the republican party?

Grab Im Moor
Apr 4, 2022


I don't know this Jerma guy but I get it, every now and then I think to myself FOAD@everything and log off for days, sometimes weeks. Online is pretty hosed up these days tbh.

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

McGavin posted:

Joe Rogan should be known for NewsRadio, but otherwise forgotten.

I've literally never seen him in anything else. Also Dave Foley still looks 26 in my head.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I liked that one Joe Rogan show where he invited Edward Snowden and then shut the gently caress up for 90min and let the guy talk. He should do more of that.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Poops Mcgoots posted:

It's like watching someone eat a tamale for the first time and they're trying to figure out if they are supposed to eat the corn husk.

Or watching someone think they're supposed to peel the plastic off the top of their boba cup.

It’s San Antonio lore that Gerald Ford trying to eat a tamale husk cost him the election

🫔

https://www.vice.com/en/article/ezkvxk/how-a-plate-of-tamales-may-have-crushed-gerald-fords-1976-presidential-campaign

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


"As you can see from my bulging biceps, I have great opinions about women."

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Drowning in pussy.

Yep, totally.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

The woman on the bottom row looks scared, is she OK, does she need help

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

:byodood: "Women should be strong, powerful, independent and open-carry AR-15s wherever they go. Of course, they should never leave the kitchen where they will be making me a sandwich while I watch the game, so they don't need all that stuff as I, Butch McManly, will protect them."
*standing ovation from the men and Fox-News-Blondes in the audience*

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Every one of those dudes look like they'd fight me (a guy) for eating a salad

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




I like how the front row is having a manspreading competition.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That's the first time any of those guys were seen not taking a selfie in a truck while wearing shades

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

veeery tempting to shop the back row into the forbidden porno meme

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!




I thought Zootopia was alri- waitaminute...

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Took me a minute. Gross

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Got recommended some terrible short vid yesterday that taught me about that meme. I wish I had learned nothing.

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

If you wanna chill for like 20 minutes I recommend Shurap
Watch a Ukrainian master blacksmith turn pieces of Russian tanks into cool knives, with a tea break in the middle.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Is the white beard dude in the front center doing a Sean Connery celebrity jeopardy snl cosplay?

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
Nah there's just a breed of white conservative who looks like Santa except they only bring poo poo opinions. I work with a couple

Enoch Root
Aug 28, 2007

Archonet posted:

According to topology, a torus has one. The real fun starts when you ask whether or not a Klein bottle has an "inside".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAsICMPwGPY

This is the opposite of cursed but I actually bought a klein bottle off of this guy and he was kind enough to email me a picture of it in his garden prior to shipping it to me. When it arrived it came with an information package just filled to the brim with math jokes. Pretty sure I still have the information package lying around I'll try to post pictures of it.

It was very :3:

Archonet
Mar 12, 2022

it is time to boogie

Enoch Root posted:

This is the opposite of cursed but I actually bought a klein bottle off of this guy and he was kind enough to email me a picture of it in his garden prior to shipping it to me. When it arrived it came with an information package just filled to the brim with math jokes. Pretty sure I still have the information package lying around I'll try to post pictures of it.

It was very :3:

Cliff Stoll is just a delightful and fascinating human being in general, and the world will be worse off when it loses him.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Tarquinn posted:

Is that kid a member of the republican party?

No, he's just Calvin.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I'm sitting here trying to imagine the amount of effort that would go into peeling a peach and can't see the benefit at all.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Not everyone has the ambition and drive to truly enjoy fruit and that's ok. You are ok the way you are.

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
Peach fuzz is absolutely fine, fight me

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Always shave your peach.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Peanut Butter posted:

Peach fuzz is absolutely fine, fight me

You're challenging a bunch of tiny babies to a fight? These itsy children can't even handle the edible skin on fruit, and you want them to do violence? Grow up.

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seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Best life hack, eating kiwis with the shell on. It’s free fiber and a nice little to-go container :getin:

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