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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Soul Dentist posted:

Not even the piece of chewed gun?

Buddy that's some Dij Mus

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Soul Dentist posted:

Not even the piece of chewed gun?

Thought that it was pickled ginger. Why the gently caress not.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smugworth posted:

Buddy that's some Dij Mus

Dij Mus means Thigh Sparrow in Dutch :eng101:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

That was some dijon that dripped off the knife I was using to apply it.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Why are they so wet? Either the moisture was applied after grilling, or those are fake grill marks.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Devils Affricate posted:

Why are they so wet? Either the moisture was applied after grilling, or those are fake grill marks.

That’s the problem I had with it. The uh, fluid, on the bottom looks like raw sausage juice

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

It’s fry sauce you pervert

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That’s the problem I had with it. The uh, fluid, on the bottom looks like raw sausage juice

No no no that's cooked sausage juice :yum:

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Devils Affricate posted:

Why are they so wet? Either the moisture was applied after grilling, or those are fake grill marks.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/GTMSfaO.mp4

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i got some hotdogs at the butcher yesterday

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Nooner posted:

i got some hotdogs at the butcher yesterday

How were they

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

I didn't know Hard Rock Cafe sold Goldbelly burgers.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I think by now we can all agree, that the worst hot dogs and hamburgers were the friends we had along the way.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
The hell kind of roaster does that to meat when cooking at 450???

Captain Toasted
Jan 3, 2009

Reminds me of a time growing up when my mom put hotdogs and sauerkraut into the crock pot and set it on high for 8 hours. The hotdogs turned inside out and would disintegrate at the slightest touch

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I know posting this account is basically cheating, but cmon:

https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1634567111824613378

The cheese has melted where it's made contact with the patty, but instead of also sticking to the bun it's just exuding grease that prevents it from doing so :barf:

Look how greasy it is. You can see through it! And never mind the hateful off-centredness of its placement to begin with.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



That is some bangin' Class-A drunk food. Wouldn't even notice the $6.00 price

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/ghBvUdc.mp4

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.
"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr Hotdog, I expect you to die!"

EightFlyingCars
Jun 30, 2008



pointlessone posted:

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr Hotdog, I expect you to fry!"

come on! it was right there! :v:

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

EightFlyingCars posted:

come on! it was right there! :v:

I have brought as much shame to my family as a plain dog in a bun brings to a Brazilian food cart.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
American Meat Institute lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



This is obscene

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Literally A Person posted:

American Meat Institute lol

My nickname in college

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

Smugworth posted:

This is obscene

I thought about if it's worth the work of tying them up (instead of frying them whole), but there's probably no other way to get that squid-shape.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

theres a man just off camera with the other end of those strings attached to his fingers, playing a keyboard piano

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


That's some hot bear urine

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Upsidads posted:

That's some hot bear urine

Ohhh you got to watch out if the bear urine hot, that means the bears real close. Too close.

Wait is she making all that food for the bear?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

busalover posted:

I thought about if it's worth the work of tying them up (instead of frying them whole), but there's probably no other way to get that squid-shape.

They're just tied up for ease of moving such a large amount. Cutting them before cooking is all it takes to get the shape, it's just the casing contracting as it cooks.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

imHitchens
Oct 24, 2012

harlequin macaw


I’m gonna pretend that was just photographed under a black light

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Those are blue onions

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I'm going to pretend that they were dipped in powdered sugar then briefly deep-fried.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
They're obviously diced blue raspberries

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

You know deep down powerade was involved

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