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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

fartknocker posted:

On the other hand, I got to see Bear yesterday:



He’s still a mush who demands petting at all times and wants to snuggle. He also can open the front door, which required a new round handle and lock, and thus far won’t poop in the backyard (Which has turf instead of real grass), but he’s clearly a good, goofy boy.

Bear is awesome and knows what's up. Bear knows Cowboys are artificial turf so won't go near it.

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Revins posted:

hell yeah jumping spiders are the best spiders hands down, I feel like people afraid of spiders are more okay with them in general even

This is absolutely true and they should be like ambassadors and change the entire world's opinion on spiders

However I honestly think it's partly because they are so drat tiny

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


https://i.imgur.com/SS6aJXe.mp4

also i wish to achieve this level of chill:

https://i.imgur.com/pSrs6Kv.mp4

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Discovered Death Stranding has a firing range in it with ranked tasks and ughh I hate these. I don't want to stealth, I want to deliver amazon packages

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


i don't know what the hell this is, but i want to snuggle it very much

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




this is why you don't skip leg day

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Prof. Crocodile posted:

i don't know what the hell this is, but i want to snuggle it very much

i *think* it's maybe a dik-dik?

lol prof wants to snuggle dik-diks

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
bagmo is making it a mission to visit all of his friends and today I am going to my friend's new house and hang out with her dog then we're going to a dive bar to eat bar food

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


I love how it just progresses. Punk rock pigeon shows up like no big deal.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



bagmonkey posted:

bagmo is making it a mission to visit all of his friends and today I am going to my friend's new house and hang out with her dog then we're going to a dive bar to eat bar food

when are you coming to my house?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

when are you coming to my house?

https://i.imgur.com/rpIrqb5.mp4

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

These are some good random animals

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

These are some good random animals

a perfect description for the inhabitants of the 5k thread :hmmyes:

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

related - I just ate a burrito

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:hai:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


:rock:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I was at a public pool and this penis fan was in the locker room

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I was at a public pool and this penis fan was in the locker room



Fanning the penis is a good way to dry it off

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


fanny

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I'm the #1 penis fan

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Dixville posted:

I'm the #1 penis fan

Does this man you are the top fan of penis or a fan of the top penis? Either way, I’m curious how these rankings are determined and how I can be the top fan of boobs.

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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So, I ordered dinner through Uber Eats tonight which I don't OFTEN do, but whatever...
My driver's screen-name/whatever was 'BALKISSA' lmao dude uses 'Ball Kisser' as his professional name. Impressive.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BigBeefCity posted:

So, I ordered dinner through Uber Eats tonight which I don't OFTEN do, but whatever...
My driver's screen-name/whatever was 'BALKISSA' lmao dude uses 'Ball Kisser' as his professional name. Impressive.

well.. did he?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Fan the penis, then kiss the ball

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

Fan the penis, then kiss the ball

dorkus plz do not give away my patented sex moves

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Fan the penis, then kiss the ball

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Also wondering about ball status re: being kissed

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Perhaps the balls are currently being kissed

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Also Leon did the most cat thing ever tonight. We were watching The Mandalorian and Leon came sauntering into the living room, jumped up on the side table, pressed the “Netflix” button on the remote interrupting our show, and then left the room.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Doxxed

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

TIP posted:

when are you coming to my house?

you're in Portland right? Potentially in September or October idk yet but I am intending to go to Seattle/Portland around that time

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