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yeah as long as the right people are sucked off, ain’t nothing gonna happen because we live in oblibigach. the only thing that will save us is after some fails on sends a few nukes.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:41 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:38 |
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Zürcher Kantonalbank and Swiss Life are being floated as candidates to take over for CS (DeepL translation):quote:The scenario now is a liquidation of CS, the source elaborates.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:42 |
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1636029081169920001
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:43 |
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If number is_down(): BTC++
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:43 |
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webcams for christ posted:Zürcher Kantonalbank and Swiss Life are being floated as candidates to take over for CS (DeepL translation): Lol
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:44 |
https://i.imgur.com/90n8qMw.gifv https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1636030317654835201
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:44 |
We went from a small regional bank imploding last week to a world bank potentially (but not yet, my lamb! It is not time yet.) imploding this week. Things are moving very fast. Bear Stearns -> Lehman Brothers took six months.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:45 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://i.imgur.com/90n8qMw.gifv gently caress it, bail out the crime bank
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:46 |
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credit pisse
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:46 |
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Shear Modulus posted:gently caress it, bail out the crime bank
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:46 |
We've checked it out, everything looks great. No need to panic
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:47 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:We've checked it out, everything looks great. No need to panic Oh thank goodness!
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:47 |
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Subvisual Haze posted:Wells Fargo is having issues?
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:48 |
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Seems like this could be a temporary Number Freakout or the the first drop of Blood Wooooooo
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:49 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:Seems like this could be a temporary Number Freakout or the the first drop of Blood number exists in a superposition of infinite growth and eternal collapse
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:50 |
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Nasdaq threatening to go green
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:51 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:Seems like this could be a temporary Number Freakout or the the first drop of Blood sick of these freaking posts
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:51 |
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credit suisse needs one of htose dogs with the barrel of hot choclate around its neck
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:51 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:credit suisse needs one of htose dogs with the barrel of hot choclate around its neck A Saint Bernard?
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:52 |
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Mr Hootington posted:I don't think the banks are strong like some claim if rate hikes have to be paused or even cut This is what I was trying to say the other day. If you want to believe the economy is good and strong, then there's no reason for the fed to back off on rate hikes or fall back on their >5% terminal rate. Something has been very wrong for over a decade if the funds rate can't even touch its pre-2008 level without collapsing everything.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:52 |
Mr Hootington posted:Nasdaq threatening to go green Part of this is because oil is being cornholed. One of the classical trades in the market is being short energy and long tech. WTI oil just hit $67.06/bbl. Can't wait for these savings to be passed on in gas prices!
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:53 |
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The economy isn't on life support but also we need 0% interest rates forever or everyone dies.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:54 |
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a.lo posted:sick of these freaking posts Have you tried posting in another thread Where do you think you are bro Doomsday economics is literally the thread title
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:55 |
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FlapYoJacks posted:A Saint Bernard? Come on Bernie is better than most other us politicians but a saint?
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:55 |
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I want oil to cost negative money again, that was v funny
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:55 |
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Mirthless posted:Have you tried posting in another thread Half the posters in this thread have trained themselves to think like Jim Cramer and other CNBC dipshits because they can't see something bad without automatically tacking on "but it won't matter number will be fine"
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:56 |
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hope everyone who bought the dip remembered its corollary —— sell the rip
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:57 |
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a.lo posted:sick of these freaking posts Turn your monitor on.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:57 |
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wow chatgpt was right how is bobby axelrod involved in all this
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:58 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:credit suisse needs one of htose dogs with the barrel of hot choclate around its neck
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:59 |
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"Plat, archives, search, avatars, reichmarks, rubles, pounds and shekels!"
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 16:59 |
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Has Credit Suisse tried the Crypto strategy yet? Issue all depositors and bond holders CSTokens that are totally backed by their “assets”. And no, you may not look at their books.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:00 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Half the posters in this thread have trained themselves to think like Jim Cramer and other CNBC dipshits because they can't see something bad without automatically tacking on "but it won't matter number will be fine" There are tons of posters here who will sagely agree that the markets aren't the economy and that the stock market is detached from reality, and then still throw their hands up in the air in despair when the market... continues to ignore reality, as it has always done.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:03 |
Paradoxish posted:There are tons of posters here who will sagely agree that the markets aren't the economy and that the stock market is detached from reality, and then still throw their hands up in the air in despair when the market... continues to ignore reality, as it has always done. Just because it's predictable doesn't make it any less stupid.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:04 |
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just enjoy the content
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:04 |
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*six months from now* technically, this is NOT a Great Depression. using "Depression" so carelessly empowers populist rage. 1/32
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:05 |
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Paradoxish posted:There are tons of posters here who will sagely agree that the markets aren't the economy and that the stock market is detached from reality, and then still throw their hands up in the air in despair when the market... continues to ignore reality, as it has always done. Yes. The stock market ignoring reality is frustrating Scooby Doo. You cracked the case!
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:05 |
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dads friend steve posted:I want oil to cost negative money again, that was v funny It's getting there. Energy stocks are getting murdered this week. Many down like 20%
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:05 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:Just because it's predictable doesn't make it any less stupid.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:06 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:38 |
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Credit Suisse "might be too big to fail, but is also too big to save" according to some fake Nobel winner, Nouriel Roubini. On the other hand Wikipedia tells me that Roubini has called Jim Cramer a buffoon who should just shut up so maybe he's onto something
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