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Non Compos Mentis posted:I am picturing someone dry swallowing a whole tiny crab and then a few hours later making GBS threads out a whole tiny crab and it scurrying off You’re sitting doing some task and suddenly your anus dilates involuntarily and a whole parade of tiny crabs march out.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:You’re sitting doing some task and suddenly your anus dilates involuntarily and a whole parade of tiny crabs march out. Better than marching in I suppose
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Mar 15, 2023 11:52
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I don’t mind eating shrimps with their tails still on. There’s flavor in them
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Scratch Monkey posted:I don’t mind eating shrimps with their tails still on. There’s flavor in them Same but only when they are fried. I heard it's not a good idea because your body doesn't digest them so you have shrimp splinters that could embed in your digestive tract which can lead to internal hemorrhaging or septic infection. That's probably a bunch of BS, though. I'll still eat' em.
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Mar 15, 2023 12:33
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They're finding an entrance where they can.
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Mar 15, 2023 12:33
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Or making one
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:You’re sitting doing some task and suddenly your anus dilates involuntarily and a whole parade of tiny crabs march out. This is why I’m on a low crab diet
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Mar 15, 2023 14:14
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Non Compos Mentis posted:I am picturing someone dry swallowing a whole tiny crab and then a few hours later making GBS threads out a whole tiny crab and it scurrying off That's got to be some big life time achievement for a hermit crab Look at me guys, I have a whole rear end for a mansion! I'm King Krab of McAssMansion!
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Mar 15, 2023 15:21
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Non Compos Mentis posted:I am picturing someone dry swallowing a whole tiny crab and then a few hours later making GBS threads out a whole tiny crab and it scurrying off Not a crab, but...
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Mar 15, 2023 16:06
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Holy poo poo imagine how that feels to have something the size of a softball crawling through your body to get out.
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Mar 15, 2023 16:09
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Crab Dad posted:Holy poo poo imagine how that feels to have something the size of a softball crawling through your body to get out. I won't, and you can't make me 
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Mar 15, 2023 16:10
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What about those weirdos who chew their gum until it is all chewy and soft and sticky before swallowing it.
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Mar 15, 2023 16:15
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A Bitch Wife would be the person married to the Bitch.
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Mar 15, 2023 16:25
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Piss Creep posted:A Bitch Wife would be the person married to the Bitch. I just don't get why the dude is a skeleton. He's supposed to just be an rear end in a top hat, what's with the skeleton then? Really bothering me.
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Mar 15, 2023 17:00
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Cuz he's not gonna gently caress a skeleton despite being one
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Mar 15, 2023 17:06
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Man, judging by what my hands look like after shucking and eating crabs, I can’t imagine putting those shells inside me. Fuuuuck that
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Mar 15, 2023 17:31
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SKELETONS DON'T HAVEA SSHOLES!!
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This is why I’m on a low crab diet Better to avoid crab entirely, since it's all carcinogenic.
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Mar 15, 2023 17:53
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DandyLion posted:Better to avoid crab entirely, since it's all carcinogenic. if thats true then why dont crabs get cancer?
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Mar 15, 2023 17:56
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Crabs don't get cancer, they are cancer.
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Mister Speaker posted:That's so disgusting. I'm the type of person who will basically lose it if I even crunch down on a tiny little piece of eggshell in my breakfast. You don’t like egg whites?
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Mar 15, 2023 18:03
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wesleywillis posted:SKELETONS DON'T HAVEA SSHOLES!! But they can still poop! 
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Takes No Damage posted:If it makes you feel any better those aren't really 'framed' per se, it's just posters squished behind a piece of plexi. This dude is cool as hell
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Yeah this man is an absolute delight  This is not thread appropriate content but I have to post, how to climb a coconut tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNiLa0IMKg Now you know how to do it, please do not do it if you don't know how to do it. e: hell one more, this one on male grooming habits. If your man don't smell like this, he ain't cooking for you mam, don't waste your time. Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Mar 15, 2023 |
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Mar 15, 2023 22:12
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Karate Bastard posted:Yeah this man is an absolute delight Uh, and an absolute badass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a8fbjG3F_w&t=485s
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Mar 15, 2023 22:32
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Wow yeah. One more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esDzXOkuX4k These guys are amazing
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We all float up here...
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Mar 16, 2023 01:12
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Get that wholesome youtube poo poo out of this thread. I just got this pop up  Is it me or does this have some seriously creepy AI Generated vibe? E: like what in the gently caress even is that video? Is a robot trying to trick me?
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https://twitter.com/rgay/status/1636094545422336001
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Okay. The filth of Oklahoma revealed. Why I look behind basket shoe before feel? Time what of person makes slop eight Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Mar 16, 2023 |
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Mar 16, 2023 04:55
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Rigor Noctis
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Roger mortis
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Hello local mortuary I am Dick Rigor.
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Okay. The filth of Oklahoma revealed. Why I look behind basket shoe before feel? Time what of person makes slop eight Do you smell burnt toast
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ReelBigLizard posted:Is it me or does this have some seriously creepy AI Generated vibe? People attempting to appease the algorithm in order to garner views seem pushed to make less coherent and scrutable content in the hopes that it will be picked up by the "play next" widget. That said, Baking Bad is a fantastic channel gimmick.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:I am picturing someone dry swallowing a whole tiny crab and then a few hours later making GBS threads out a whole tiny crab and it scurrying off No! You fool! That just makes them even more of a delicacy like those coffee beans that you first poo poo through a cat. Double curse that civets are now being enslaved specifically for their coffee poop 
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Crab Dad posted:Holy poo poo imagine how that feels to have something the size of a softball crawling through your body to get out. 
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Okay. The filth of Oklahoma revealed. Why I look behind basket shoe before feel? Time what of person makes slop eight Is this a cryptic crossword clue
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Pleased to meet you Mr Mayweather.
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