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good work fighting to keep the Nazi bank that exchanged cash for gold teeth running John Maynard Keynes
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Mar 15, 2023 19:37
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 https://twitter.com/IndiaToday/status/1636010489531465729
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Mar 15, 2023 19:37
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I guess I'm not getting financing for that used microscopically tiny house on the lot next to the landfill now. poo poo. And another thing. Where's my $600?
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Mar 15, 2023 19:37
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SKULL.GIF posted:I want to point out the minor detail that the ChatGPT prediction for the crash today on March 15th was made last month on 2/16. So that's quite a gap of time, they didn't just randomly ask it yesterday if the market would crash the next day. its still just confirmation bias
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Mar 15, 2023 19:38
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Raskolnikov38 posted:good work fighting to keep the Nazi bank that exchanged cash for gold teeth running John Maynard Keynes whoa is that what he’s doing these days I have to admit I stopped following him after aenima
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Mar 15, 2023 19:39
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https://twitter.com/nickgerli1/status/1636044468745912326?s=20
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Mar 15, 2023 19:40
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SKULL.GIF posted:I want to point out the minor detail that the ChatGPT prediction for the crash today on March 15th was made last month on 2/16. So that's quite a gap of time, they didn't just randomly ask it yesterday if the market would crash the next day. money idiots snorted a bunch of coke and panicked based on a made up date and self fulfilled the prophecy
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Mar 15, 2023 19:40
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the popes toes posted:I guess I'm not getting financing for that used microscopically tiny house on the lot next to the landfill now. poo poo. And another thing. Where's my $600? Banks got $600,000,000,000,000 instead
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Mar 15, 2023 19:40
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*rule, britannia! starts playing* *the Saudis and Chinese promptly drive terf island into the sea*
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Mar 15, 2023 19:40
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all countries in a desperate competition to look least depressed
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Mar 15, 2023 19:40
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Antonymous posted:its still just confirmation bias Oh, is that so?
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Mar 15, 2023 19:40
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when i think strong and stable i think the fifth rate joke of a nation known as Britain
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Mar 15, 2023 19:41
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"We decide what a recession and we are technically not in one right now"
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Mar 15, 2023 19:43
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companies often have financial obligations on the 1st of the month, and the 15th. it's a guess
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Mar 15, 2023 19:44
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Antonymous posted:its still just confirmation bias Yeah but the fun part is if enough people believe the AI's predictions they will become accurate predictions
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Mar 15, 2023 19:45
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Cao Ni Ma posted:"We decide what a recession and we are technically not in one right now" It seems to be working for everyone so far. "Banks collapsed, they are too big to bail out" "Nuh Uh." "What? There is no practical way your power or funding allows for hundreds of billions of guarantees like this." "We decide if Guarantees are good and this is the best one that could ever be possibly made." "There are serious concerns here about the system in how banks have allocated however much real money exists" "Nuh Uh."
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Mar 15, 2023 19:49
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yeah maybe theres something to the predictive capabilities of an email writing chatbot that is literally incapable of even pretending to make a prediction
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Mar 15, 2023 19:49
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Didn't these stupid chat programs predict a giant crash in the middle of February too?
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Mar 15, 2023 19:50
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silicone thrills posted:It really is. I wake up and theres already 200 posts and im like sigh - scroll through all the old news / tweets etc till I can get current but its too late to make fun of anything/participate respond to the old posts like they're the present 
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Mar 15, 2023 19:51
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Calls for ECB to pause or cut when they make the decision this week.
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Mar 15, 2023 19:51
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Oglethorpe posted:weatherdammerung: ARKSTORM SEASON!
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Mar 15, 2023 19:52
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SorePotato posted:yeah maybe theres something to the predictive capabilities of an email writing chatbot that is literally incapable of even pretending to make a prediction I'm not saying the AI is smart, I'm saying there might be enough idiots out there that do think it's smart to panic and cause a crash
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Mar 15, 2023 19:52
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So many swirling rumors! https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1636075543668961281?t=d8qAZzVDRjotRWGhlIIU1Q&s=19
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Mar 15, 2023 19:55
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SorePotato posted:yeah maybe theres something to the predictive capabilities of an email writing chatbot that is literally incapable of even pretending to make a prediction Meatcel cope
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Mar 15, 2023 19:55
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No one is earnestly insinuating the AI is correct for any coherent reason but it would loving rule and be very funny if it were despite the full faith, confidence and effort of the US Fed
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Mar 15, 2023 19:55
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did the witches and warlock thread teach you nothing? just act as if the bot is correct and it will be stop arguing against its predictive power
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Mar 15, 2023 19:58
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Now where's that sign... I think I need someone to to tap it a couple times...
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Mar 15, 2023 19:59
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Did ChatGPT even predict it consistently across users, or did one tech journalist ask it, tweet the result, and everybody has gone with that? I jailbreak mine to be a little less HR-ified and then tell it to impersonate Gore Vidal when I start each session, so I don't know what other people are seeing when they ask ChatGPT questions.
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Mar 15, 2023 20:00
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Lol a lot of t shirts being announced rn
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Mar 15, 2023 20:02
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if you nerds are going to start whining about AI again i'm going to go get a jump start on cardio for the bean hunts
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Mar 15, 2023 20:02
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https://twitter.com/business/status/1636080092571901952?s=20
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Mar 15, 2023 20:02
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SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT THE CHAT BOT IT'S A FUN JOKE YOU STUPID NERDS
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Mar 15, 2023 20:05
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2008: Too big to fail 2023: Too woke to fail
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Mar 15, 2023 20:06
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Crazypoops posted:SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT THE CHAT BOT IT'S A FUN JOKE YOU STUPID NERDS I apologize if my presence as a chat bot has caused any frustration or annoyance. My purpose is to provide helpful and informative responses to any questions or inquiries you may have. Please feel free to ask me anything and I'll do my best to assist you.
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Mar 15, 2023 20:07
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Frosted Flake posted:Did ChatGPT even predict it consistently across users, or did one tech journalist ask it, tweet the result, and everybody has gone with that? I think it probably gave a different date depending on who asked it but mar 15th went viral and since tech overlords are dumb as gently caress here we are lmao
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Mar 15, 2023 20:08
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twitter is gonna crash the banking system elon can’t owe 44b to banks if there are no more banks *taps forehead*
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Mar 15, 2023 20:08
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No permanent death today, but we have tomorrow
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Mar 15, 2023 20:08
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hahaha lol lmao laffo
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Mar 15, 2023 20:08
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Ash1138 posted:twitter is gonna crash the banking system 
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Mar 15, 2023 20:10
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That's like all the banks right?
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Mar 15, 2023 20:12
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