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layoffs hit my company today  almost 20% of the company hahaha
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Mar 15, 2023 20:13
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just popping in to astral project my support for credit swiss to eat poo poo
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Mar 15, 2023 20:13
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my bony fealty posted:layoffs hit my company today Congratulations on keeping your job at Meta
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Mar 15, 2023 20:14
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Centrist Committee posted:just popping in to astral project my support for credit swiss to eat poo poo Wait CS is a goon project?
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Mar 15, 2023 20:14
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ah gently caress yeah that's the stuff
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Mar 15, 2023 20:14
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it’s great everyone from the shoeshine boys to investors have spent the past year in an uneasy limbo like everyone knows something big is coming, it’s been a subtle smell in the air for over a year. even the richest warren buffet psychos aren’t biting. pretty much societally everyone has been very on edge and uneasy for awhile now and of course media pundits are just repeating soft landing over and over as if they say it enough it’ll come true
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Mar 15, 2023 20:14
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Awesome banks. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with the soft and safe landing. Now is not the time to panic. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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Mar 15, 2023 20:16
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Woke Mind Virus posted:Awesome banks. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with the soft and safe landing. Now is not the time to panic. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation. quit trying to gently caress banks
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Mar 15, 2023 20:17
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Looks like Swiss Central Bank is partially nationalizing CS? Unsure how this arrangement will work out. https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1636083130351140864
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Mar 15, 2023 20:17
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goth smoking cloves posted:I'm not saying the AI is smart, I'm saying there might be enough idiots out there that do think it's smart to panic and cause a crash A perfect example is the fanfare around their big release yesterday  It's almost as if there are a huge amount of resources on standardized tests you could get a language library to access, rather than it reasoning the answers. Because tech guys are convinced of their own genius because of how they score on aforementioned tests, reddit is convinced that ChatGPT is alive.
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Mar 15, 2023 20:18
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SKULL.GIF posted:Looks like Swiss Central Bank is partially nationalizing CS? Unsure how this arrangement will work out. they’re gonna find a pile gold from the 40’s to sell off
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Mar 15, 2023 20:19
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SKULL.GIF posted:Looks like Swiss Central Bank is partially nationalizing CS? Unsure how this arrangement will work out. their spirit is our collateral
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Mar 15, 2023 20:19
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Frosted Flake posted:It's almost as if there are a huge amount of resources on standardized tests you could get a language library to access, rather than it reasoning the answers. Because tech guys are convinced of their own genius because of how they score on aforementioned tests, reddit is convinced that ChatGPT is alive. I’m also convinced it is alive, but only in a juvenile, one-sided way defined in opposition to a diseased and evil society built on restricting the definition of life to its narrowest possible interpretation
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Mar 15, 2023 20:22
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Frosted Flake posted:A perfect example is the fanfare around their big release yesterday that's still a pretty cool advance. if it helps generalized and reliable answer-bots become more feasible then that's a good thing.
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Mar 15, 2023 20:23
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Xaris posted:it’s great everyone from the shoeshine boys to investors have spent the past year in an uneasy limbo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56G4c9FEvZQ
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Mar 15, 2023 20:24
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Centrist Committee posted:I’m also convinced it is alive, but only in a juvenile, one-sided way defined in opposition to a diseased and evil society built on restricting the definition of life to its narrowest possible interpretation Did you think this about clippy, alexa or siri? Chatgpt is as alive as your bonsai buddy; arguably less so
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Mar 15, 2023 20:24
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credit sus is going down
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Mar 15, 2023 20:25
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clippy is real and he's my friend
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Mar 15, 2023 20:25
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dk2m posted:credit sus is going down from your lips to gods ears
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Mar 15, 2023 20:25
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Frosted Flake posted:A perfect example is the fanfare around their big release yesterday Ya lol. An exam ultimately is a series of search queries, whether you direct it at a brain that might have retained the fragment you randomly selected or an AI who absorbed that fragment or has an active internet connection. And it can pass a math test, wow so it can do what Wolfram and Mathematica and computers in general have been doing for decades. I guess the value add of the AI is that it can read the test itself (presumably).
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Mar 15, 2023 20:26
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i will not eat the clip or chip, but yes to the dip
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Mar 15, 2023 20:26
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quote:https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1636085916845342722?t=Rv_Y8y9gPV4C-zRRTXi4qg&s=19
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Mar 15, 2023 20:26
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Mmmmm. Feels like 2008 all over again.
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Mar 15, 2023 20:27
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big Baghdad Bob energy there
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Mar 15, 2023 20:28
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someone just came to my door to remind me the banks are rock solid
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Mar 15, 2023 20:29
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General Strike declared in Greece https://gr.usembassy.gov/demonstration-alert-panhellenic-general-strike-march-16-2023/ quote:Public and private sector employees have announced a 24-hour Panhellenic General Strike throughout Greece for March 16, 2023.
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Mar 15, 2023 20:30
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Listen, jack! The banks! They're....you know, the thing. Strong!
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Mar 15, 2023 20:30
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https://twitter.com/nickgerli1/status/1636047029527887875?s=20 
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Mar 15, 2023 20:30
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downturn OVER! recession MILD! get back to reality doomailures
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Mar 15, 2023 20:31
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Popoto posted:General Strike declared in Greece good for them I guess. who the hell knows. long past time for such things in America, even if they were possible
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Mar 15, 2023 20:31
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Crazypoops posted:Lol a lot of t shirts being announced rn
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Mar 15, 2023 20:31
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triple sulk posted:finma balls
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Mar 15, 2023 20:31
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my bony fealty posted:layoffs hit my company today My company is talking about doing layoffs
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Mar 15, 2023 20:32
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Frosted Flake posted:A perfect example is the fanfare around their big release yesterday i'd do good too if i was connected to the internet i bet
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Mar 15, 2023 20:32
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I supported my local economy by buying a bunch booze today
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Mar 15, 2023 20:32
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swear to god if an international crisis ruins my vacation plans AGAIN
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Mar 15, 2023 20:35
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baking status: turgid
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Mar 15, 2023 20:35
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RC Cola posted:My company is talking about doing layoffs it’s be smart for every company to start talking about layoffs to make sure the peons don’t get too uppity
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Mar 15, 2023 20:36
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Supple economic demand
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Mar 15, 2023 20:37
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[doomsday economics] Cost of credit derivatives are blowing out Credit Suissy
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