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https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/15/virgin-orbit-pauses-operations-furloughs-staff.html seems bad! quote:Virgin Orbit pauses operations for a week, furloughs nearly entire staff as it seeks funding quote:Virgin Orbit
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 22:56 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 17:01 |
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Woke Mind Virus posted:Green by close Buddy, the futures aren't even in the green
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 22:57 |
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just a suisse outside
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 22:59 |
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skooma512 posted:Yup, they say failure is good and all that but in school that never seemed to be the case. You just got a bad grade and had to pull it up by somehow getting excellent grade, hell they'd barely go over why what you did was wrong or how to do it better, you got a bad grade and now you're bad, on to the next thing. I just had ChatGPT "improve" the writing of the reply I typed out to "be more academic in style and tone", and as an aside, Christ it's overwrought. This is a dumb guy's idea of smart prose: In these trying times, it seems that the prevailing opinion may be rooted in three principal causes: 1) The Covid lockdowns have become the scapegoat for all societal challenges, be they genuine or illusory. 2) There appears to be a dearth of solutions, save for the lamentable practice of advancing students out of sympathy. 3) A pressing need for hope remains, as the pressures of academia demand a semblance of progress, even as the specter of a faltering society looms. Indeed, it is indisputable that the seeds of success are often sown in the earliest years of a child's life, nurtured by the loving hands of devoted parents and a passion for lifelong learning. Alas, the tempest of a fragmented society, compounded by the relentless onslaught of the pandemic, has obscured the path to enlightenment for many. The hallowed halls of academia, once a bastion of intellectual pursuit, now serve as a refuge for those who seek social mobility rather than scholarly fulfillment. The promise of a stable future, once secured by a mere high school diploma, now demands the acquisition of increasingly prestigious degrees. This insatiable hunger for credentials has given rise to a generation of overeducated, underemployed individuals, caught in an intergenerational battle over the merits and follies of higher education. Amidst this maelstrom, it is all too tempting to cling to the belief that, once the pandemic's shadow has lifted, normalcy shall return. We yearn for a time when our progeny can once again revel in the joys of literature, unfettered by the inadequacies of the educational system that has failed them. The panic that has gripped the academy is not unlike the fear that was stirred by the advent of Wikipedia—a fear that, with access to such knowledge, our students would forgo the rigors of true scholarship. Yet it is not the tools themselves, but rather the deficiencies in our students' capabilities, that drive them to seek shortcuts. In this somber reality, it seems that failing our youth would only compound their plight. The very society that neglected to nurture their minds now demands a level of achievement that seems increasingly unattainable. And so, we must ask ourselves: What, then, is to be done?
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:00 |
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zetamind2000 posted:Buddy, the futures aren't even in the green I don't even remember posting that. try to keep up.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:00 |
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/1636040872155398147?t=sDnuAsC3CT2Qh07L_9AqNQ&s=19 Die already, tech startup industry.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:03 |
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Woke Mind Virus posted:I don't even remember posting that. try to keep up. I woke up early and earmarked it for closing This is like the first time in forever the market didn't rally like gently caress near the end or after hours
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:03 |
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has anyone said suissecide yet
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:03 |
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are people itt stuffing cash in their mattresses yet
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:04 |
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https://twitter.com/ruima/status/1636042033956786177?t=23D6EV_-hTbqQIDe5e3_cw&s=19
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:05 |
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:are people itt stuffing cash in their mattresses yet Have you mounted an armed resistance against the police?
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Frosted Flake posted:I just had ChatGPT "improve" the writing of the reply I typed out to "be more academic in style and tone", and as an aside, Christ it's overwrought. This is a dumb guy's idea of smart prose: lol that's every freshman I've ever taught
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:06 |
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Frosted Flake posted:I just had ChatGPT "improve" the writing of the reply I typed out to "be more academic in style and tone", and as an aside, Christ it's overwrought. This is a dumb guy's idea of smart prose: Say what you will, but it absolutely nailed the academic tone.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:06 |
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anime was right posted:company moved our banking info from svb to Some things just aren't meant to be.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:06 |
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Mr Hootington posted:Have you mounted an armed resistance against the police? i will read this as "if i did i wouldnt tell you"
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:07 |
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/ruima/status/1636042033956786177?t=23D6EV_-hTbqQIDe5e3_cw&s=19 Sounds like total bullshit. The actual job of a CEO is to know other important people and generally be well-connected.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:07 |
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Frosted Flake posted:I didn't mean to start a new page. One of my mentors once had to grade a 30 page paper written by a Hotep who had written "real" history of Egypt (in a class about the 6th century AD). Despite receiving an F, the student went over his professor's head to submit it to journals of antiquity, who promptly reached out to the school asking what the hell we were doing, which led to the school asking the department the same question. The department kept a copy of the paper, it's passed into legend and is still brought out whenever a new TA or adjunct is pulling their hair out or despairing at their students' work . by the same coin, if chatgpt can write legal documents and aid lawyers in cases, it's not because the robot got good at being human but that the human judiciary system has been robotized to the point a machine can actually do it
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:07 |
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/ruima/status/1636042033956786177?t=23D6EV_-hTbqQIDe5e3_cw&s=19 Its going to be like cyberpunk where everyone thinks they are irreplaceable until the AI does a hostile takeover of the company and fires the board.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:07 |
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im going to start using chatgpt for my posts
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:08 |
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err posted:im going to start using chatgpt for my posts chatgpt is too wordy for cspam but might work well in d&d
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:10 |
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err posted:im going to start using chatgpt for my posts Well it's totally incapable of humor so it should be a good fit
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:10 |
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/ruima/status/1636042033956786177?t=23D6EV_-hTbqQIDe5e3_cw&s=19
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:11 |
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/ruima/status/1636042033956786177?t=23D6EV_-hTbqQIDe5e3_cw&s=19 Now this I can get onboard with. Get rid of C Suite assholes and replace them with AI.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:11 |
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Woke Mind Virus posted:it's actually fine to have unrealized losses cause they intend to them to maturity and then they will make a profit. Only way this can go wrong is if there is a bank run. Sounds like we need to tax unrealized losses
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:11 |
TheLemonOfIchabod posted:are people itt stuffing cash in their mattresses yet
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:12 |
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Nothus posted:Credit QCS
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:13 |
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err posted:im going to start using chatgpt for my posts As an AI language model, ChatGPT is designed to generate text based on the input it receives. While it can be a helpful tool for generating ideas or providing information, it is not capable of understanding the specific culture and community of websites like Something Awful. Using ChatGPT to make posts on Something Awful could result in posts that are inappropriate or offensive to the community, and may not be well-received by other users. Additionally, using AI-generated content could be seen as spamming or manipulating the community. If you want to participate in the Something Awful community, it's important to take the time to understand the culture and rules of the site, and to create your posts and comments in your own words. This will help you build relationships with other users and contribute to a positive and engaging community.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:13 |
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Being CEO is too close to being a job, and therefore a worker - automate it all until there's no one left but the owners.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:14 |
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Nothus posted:Yeah, lol at Bonesaw kicking this all off by cutting off Credit Sus seems like a bad idea to owe that guy money but im not an extremely smart bank executive
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:14 |
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https://twitter.com/TBraithwaite/status/1636075466980220928 go off king
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:14 |
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lmfao
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:15 |
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why can't they just say "actually we're gonna hold those AFS bonds to maturity" and make the balance sheet problem go away?
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:15 |
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JamesKPolk posted:why can't they just say "actually we're gonna hold those AFS bonds to maturity" and make the balance sheet problem go away? i think that's what they do but now everyone is closely inspecting the game they play
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:16 |
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JamesKPolk posted:why can't they just say "actually we're gonna hold those AFS bonds to maturity" and make the balance sheet problem go away? They can do that but if all the depositors want their money they have a real world problem
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:17 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Sounds like total bullshit. The actual job of a CEO is to know other important people and generally be well-connected. that's not a job
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:17 |
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Frosted Flake posted:I just had ChatGPT "improve" the writing of the reply I typed out to "be more academic in style and tone", and as an aside, Christ it's overwrought. This is a dumb guy's idea of smart prose: My friend is an employment specialist and one of her first jobs was up-writing resumes like this
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:23 |
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Vox Nihili posted:They're going to be paying more in interest to depositors than they're gaining on their garbage securities, lol, we’re talking about bank of america here right?
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:23 |
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sleep with the vicious posted:They can do that but if all the depositors want their money they have a real world problem Oh are they using them for reserves/liquidity? hmm. Also looks like the HTM is underwater for a similar amount so idk
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:28 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 17:01 |
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cool av posted:lol, we’re talking about bank of america here right? yes. bofa deez bond classifications
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