[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

holtemon posted:

The last thing you'll see after heckling is little Joe Rogan stomping over to try and fight lol

i didn't know the club had stilts on hand

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:57

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 03:34

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

UFOTacoMan posted:

the best kind of comedy is comedy that is anti-something else.
That way you know there is no ulterior motive, just laughs for the sake of laughs

You always want to start your jokes from a place of anger

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:57

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Good Citizen posted:

it absolutely will not get better but if it helps know that it will get a lot funnier

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:57

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

let people laugh

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:58

mexi: Mar 17, 2003; Time to call it a night.

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

Are You Smarter Than A Fourth Reicher

if I am ever in charge of writing a remake of the 90�s classic �stay tuned� i am going to use that and not give you credit

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:58

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Wow, Bill Maher�s Ratings are dying, but he�s starting to recognize that I�m leading in the Polls by a lot, and that the �investigations� are all a politically motivated Hoax. So maybe I won�t talk about his poor Ratings anymore. I�ll focus instead on Morning Joe and his sidekick, �Mike,� who are hitting all time lows!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:59

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Trump is in a mood today

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:59

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

I still wanna know who "Mike" is lol

It's always "Mike"

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:59

BoothBaberGinsburg: Jan 4, 2021

mexi posted:

if I am ever in charge of writing a remake of the 90’s classic “stay tuned” i am going to use that and not give you credit

great artists steal :respek:

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:00

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

holtemon posted:

I still wanna know who "Mike" is lol

It's always "Mike"

bleeding badly

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:00

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

kaleedity posted:

bleeding badly

I said NO

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:01

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

alnilam posted:

I've heard there is passable public transit but these people are probably even more afraid of being on a bus than of being downtown

There's a rail line that is mostly a joke, and a decent number of busses but because they share the lovely road network with cars it's not so great. Also, yes, poors on busses. Also the system doesn't run very late so it's a suboptimal solution in addition to the fact that it'll take the better part of an hour to get to a clump of tall buildings you can see from your yard.

So it'll probably do a little business if they find some prominent nazi to play the theater but I would emphasize "a little". The whole appeal of that chunk of town is that you can walk in and out of bars all night, one drink in one dumpy bar then move on to the next dumpy bar. A theater where you have to pay cover and walk in and sit down really doesn't fit that model, which is probably why Alamo unloaded it.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:02

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Inspector Hound posted:

Is George Carlin retroactively bad now too lol

no but the anti woke is convinced hed be on their side despite the fact that irl hed probably have hated them

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:02

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:03

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

kaleedity posted:

i want to be kicked out of the anti woke club for heckling

this would be funnier than anything else that would be said on stage

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:03

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

i think this is a great thread to talk about Comedy

and i hope to see it here someday

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:04

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

DryGoods posted:

i think this is a great thread to talk about Comedy

and i hope to see it here someday

be the change you wish to see

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:05

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Schmoe Cwead posted:

the guy on the couch in half baked was anti-woke

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:05

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:06

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

sinnesloeschen posted:

is the song mexican radio problematic?

https://youtu.be/F9gb9SsO_O8

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:06

yorkinshire: Apr 28, 2009; In space no one can hear your dope beats.

Pudding handsantis SAD

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:08

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

How long until we see a new alpha male right wing pudding brand pop up now lol

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:09

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

UFOTacoMan posted:

ron desauce

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:10

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 40 minutes!; Bread Liar

UFOTacoMan posted:

rear end wednesday

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:10

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

UFOTacoMan posted:

this is the content I crave

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:10

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

sinnesloeschen posted:

is the song mexican radio problematic?

hey speakin' of that, or should I say hablando de eso, we watched the Columbo with Ricardo Montalban the other day, it rules. There are several short interactions that are completely in Spanish with no subtitles. Also the filming/cinematography (or tv-ography) was really good, kind-of wild but good.

The plot didn't make a lot of sense but I've gotten used to that.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:10

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

https://twitter.com/frailgesture/status/1636211280649547777?s=46&t=z3uF6wUvSqPNGhOasO9PNQ

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:13

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

https://i.imgur.com/KbNXOSg.mp4

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:13

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

kaleedity posted:

https://i.imgur.com/KbNXOSg.mp4

lmao

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:16

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/frailgesture/status/1636211280649547777?s=46&t=z3uF6wUvSqPNGhOasO9PNQ

lol

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:21

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Richard Golden, 38, was charged with second-degree felony written threats to kill or injure, Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood said in a press conference this Tuesday.

Chitwood, who was the target of Golden's threats, said that Golden was unemployed and living in a back bedroom at his mother's house and harbored anti-police views.

Golden made the threats in a 4CHAN chatroom after Chitwood spoke out against the Goyim Defense League (GDL), a neo-Nazi group, for spreading fear and antisemitic hate literature about the Jewish community in Volusia County.

"Just shoot Chitwood in the head and he stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the problem. But shooting Chitwood in the head solves an immediate problem permanently. Just shoot Chitwood in the head and murder him," Golden reportedly wrote.

The Volusia County Sheriff's Office along with other government agencies launched an investigation after they were notified of the threats.

"They discovered he is anti-government, he is anti-law enforcement and like every active shooter that we come across he is a marginalized member of society who spent hours and hours and hours in these extremist chat groups," Chitwood said.

I'm pretty sure his pro-nazi sentiments had more to do with his motives than being anti-police

# ? Mar 16, 2023 19:21