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barnold posted:How about coming up here and getting topless? T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Topless. Yeah ok. When you get here you'll do it. On the pornhub note, I thought of you Rupert when I saw they did a doc on Netflix. "Hey, I sorta, kinda not really know a guy that worked there"
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MrMidnight posted:T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Topless. Yeah ok. When you get here you'll do it. He sounds immature though.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'm more ok with answering questions now, since I don't give a gently caress anymore. Do you find me, Ed Torian, attractive?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I post this because this thread was essentially my Ask/Tell thread about working at Mindgeek/Pornhub, but if you want to learn about the horrible poo poo they got into there's a new documentary on Netflix called "Money Shot". Should have called it, "Dropping Loads" But seriously, have you seen it? Most Netflix docs are pretty thin on content Bonzo fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Mar 15, 2023 |
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Bonzo posted:Should have called it, "Dropping Loads" I haven't yet, I only learned about it a couple of hours ago, but they dug DEEP. My wife was involved in the Eat24 campaign when she worked with TrafficJunky, and they even briefly showed that. The Eat24 campaign was from 2013. I was watching a bit it while she was and was like "Oh, hey, it's Asa Akira... Oh, that's Siri...". She's like "how do you know all of them?" and I just looked at her and asked "did you just not know what I did for MG all those years? In the same building as you? It was literally my job to know who's who in the industry." What I did NOT say was how many I knew of beforehand but ANYWAY.... I have the best cover story in the world. (full disclosure: my wife doesn't actually care if I watch porn) MrMidnight posted:On the pornhub note, I thought of you Rupert when I saw they did a doc on Netflix. "Hey, I sorta, kinda not really know a guy that worked there" Well, I appreciate this. Thanks 
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'm more ok with answering questions now, since I don't give a gently caress anymore. Who's High Pitch?
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The way I used to know the who’s who of porn was the Stern Show. Jenna Jameson on the E! show talking about her gross dad having sex with her porn friends.
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Isn't Asa Akira the one that appeared on Bubba, dated Spiceboy and then went into porn?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I haven't yet, I only learned about it a couple of hours ago, but they dug DEEP. My wife was involved in the Eat24 campaign when she worked with TrafficJunky, and they even briefly showed that. I was gonna say. I watched Orgasmo with a woman I was dating and she was pretty surprised that I knew so many of the actresses names and recognized them on sight. But, in my case, I didn't have your built in cover story and pretty much just admitted to jerking off a lot. She didn't mind. At the time, between my habits and watching/listening to Stern, I could have run a Jeopardy category on the subject.
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Bonzo posted:Isn't Asa Akira the one that appeared on Bubba, dated Spiceboy and then went into porn? Yes..she also hosed 25 cent and had some odd deal going on with Hammel and his wife. One of the best (worst) episodes of Bubba was when they put Spice in the torture rack and then made him watch the video of Akira and 25 cent.
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BiggerBoat posted:I was gonna say. I watched Orgasmo with a woman I was dating and she was pretty surprised that I knew so many of the actresses names and recognized them on sight. But, in my case, I didn't have your built in cover story and pretty much just admitted to jerking off a lot. She didn't mind. You should have tried to get on Porn Jeopardy on the show.
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To be fair, I don't really know any of the older porn stars other than the big ones. It's more anyone from the past 15 years. And not that anyone asked, but Angela White is, to me, #1.
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Bonzo posted:Isn't Asa Akira the one that appeared on Bubba, dated Spiceboy and then went into porn? Is she also the girl who squirted in Gary's eye?
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Burden posted:Is she also the girl who squirted in Gary's eye? Different, less attractive asian. Annie Cruz.
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Two Kings posted:Different, less attractive asian. Annie Cruz. Who, I believe was a goon.
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lynch_69 posted:Who, I believe was a goon. Yes and I can remember posting about it as it happened.
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We've had a couple of goon females make their way on the show. I remember one who was in a contest called the "Hodeo". She even got on the Sybian to get the poison out.
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Yeah, exactly. Here's a quick guide for anyone who needs it! Woman: noun Female: descriptor (or noun, if you're talking about animals and are shorthanding it while discussing the male and female of the species, like "the male zebra does this, whereas the female doesn't". In the example in the post, goon was the descriptor and then female was incorrectly used as a noun. "Female goon" would've worked. Or goon woman.
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ETM always called women "females" iirc so that dude's post was probably just an homage chill out
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POCKET CHOMP posted:ETM always called women "females" iirc so that dude's post was probably just an homage chill out
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MrMidnight posted:We've had a couple of goon females make their way on the show. I remember one who was in a contest called the "Hodeo". She even got on the Sybian to get the poison out. Ohhhh yeahhh. Wasn't she going to go on a date with ...was it Artie or Benji? She had a Simpsons avatar, thats all I remember.
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POCKET CHOMP posted:ETM always called women "females" iirc so that dude's post was probably just an homage chill out I'm not mad. Don't put it in the papers that I was mad.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'm not mad. Don't put it in the papers that I was mad. Did you ever call Omerossa a nigg...I mean a female?
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This parody has always legit made me sad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP9Y2e5nJeE
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There was a minute I liked Brandy Talore and then eric the midget talked about her being his favorite and never ever consumed her content ever again edit: imo older black grampas can safely use the term "female" too without raising eyebrows
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Can we use the term "Carbon-based women" instead? It came from some documentary about a guy who owns a lot of real dolls and that's the term he used to describe flesh and blood women. (I only know about it because they played clips on the Stern show)
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it always kind of weirds me out when people use "woman" as an adjective, like "woman poster" or "woman goon" or something. It sounds oddly condescending, imho. POCKET CHOMP posted:ETM always called women "females" iirc so that dude's post was probably just an homage chill out I'm chill, I just thought it was funny
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Jew broad posts on the internet.
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they call em females because the males pay a fee to get with em! come on that's killer poo poo! *calliope music starts playing*
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barnold posted:they call em females because the males pay a fee to get with em! come on that's killer poo poo! *calliope music starts playing* Laugh!!
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barnold posted:they call em females because the males pay a fee to get with em! come on that's killer poo poo! *calliope music starts playing* lol Jackie in that movie
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Early SA was like a Rush concert. A bunch of nerdy guys hanging out, awkwardly socializing with other nerdy guys, then a woman approaches who also identifies as a nerdy Rush fan. Immediately they question if she's REALLY a fan and she must have just heard the band only on her bother's copy of the Greatest Hits CD. She could in no way appreciate the fine lyrics so they must Rush-splain them to her. "I bet you prefer the original mix of Vapor Trails", they say. But they are also slowly falling in love with her, profile checking her often to see a picture, sending her lewd PMs, and calling her a whore when she tells the mods. That mentality hasn't really ever left the forums. You can substitute Coheed and Cambria and Richard in this analogy if that helps. Anyway...I'll have the Big Beef n Cheddar, Curly Fries, large Coke Zero. Thank you
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Bonzo posted:"I bet you prefer the original mix of Vapor Trails" The original mix is the better mix
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Who was it that referred to Sarah Michelle Gellar as "that Jew broad what kills Dracula's?" I still refer to that line to this day.
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One of Artie’s uncles. While eating a ball of mozzarella like an apple.
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Two Kings posted:One of Artie’s uncles. While eating a ball of mootszarelle like an apple. FTFY
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