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it can be any sentence about life. it can be anywhere in the spectrum ranging from inspirational to nihilistic to just plain silly. try and be original with ur life sentence. no Forrest Gump quotes pls.
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 17:50 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:04 |
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that thing about pop rocks is a lie, you can have all the pop rocks and soda you want, in life
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:39 |
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Manifisto posted:that thing about pop rocks is a lie, you can have all the pop rocks and soda you want, in life I reckon that's why they say life is sweet
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:41 |
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my grandpa always said life is just one big maintenance project and we all used to quote him like it was just some old man thing he said, but not howdy was he correct
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:34 |
everyone' life begins and ends the same way, with stranger's gloved hands tugging your head and pulling you out of a warm slimy hole into a sick cold world full of alien nonsense | |
# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:53 |
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Sherbert Hoover posted:my grandpa always said life is just one big maintenance project and we all used to quote him like it was just some old man thing he said, but not howdy was he correct makes me wish for a death sentence sometimes |
# ? Mar 16, 2023 21:08 |
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Khanstant posted:everyone' life begins and ends the same way, with stranger's gloved hands tugging your head and pulling you out of a warm slimy hole into a sick cold world full of alien nonsense why anyone chooses 2 play this same prank on the unborn is a mystery to me. that's like an fyad level of ownage and it's just sick
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 21:16 |
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From Uncle Eamon, when told he has to do something: "The only two things I have to do in this world are breathe and die" *finishes pint and doesn't do the thing* |
# ? Mar 16, 2023 21:28 |
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Quadramind posted:*finishes pint and doesn't do the thing* wise man. this is my modus operandi |
# ? Mar 16, 2023 21:34 |
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i got a friend who sometimes complains about his job. i tell him: "never give up. never surrender!". he thinks im quoting Churchill when in fact im quoting Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 21:57 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:i got a friend who sometimes complains about his job. i tell him: "never give up. never surrender!". he thinks im quoting Churchill when in fact im quoting Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest telling my friends im quoting tim allen in galaxy quest when in fact im quoting rorschach from watchmen e: wait no im not baka of lathspell fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Mar 16, 2023
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 21:58 |
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life is like a roller coaster: you wait around in lines forever, there are lots of ups and downs, but in the end you still overpaid for your cotton candy idk
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 22:02 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:telling my friends im quoting tim allen in galaxy quest when in fact im quoting rorschach from watchmen tim allen from galaxy quest: "Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face."
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 22:47 |
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If you are reading this sentence you are alive |
# ? Mar 16, 2023 23:14 |
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age 3 isn't real it's a kind of superstition thing in the western world, you're actually a year older than you've been "told"
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# ? Mar 19, 2023 17:10 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:04 |
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gently caress life, blow on a fife |
# ? Mar 20, 2023 05:48 |