NBA March N/V: Ja strode confidently towards the Chuck-E-Cheese entrance

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TDepressionEarl: Oct 28, 2010; I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

it is a pretty good episode of Ow! My Balls!

Stagger_Lee posted:

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; Can't post for 5 hours!

Fast Luck posted:

To be fair I guess Kobe was dead at the time

I think he still is

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JackBandit: Jun 6, 2011

TDepressionEarl posted:

it is a pretty good episode of Ow! My Balls!

Someone combine this with the curry defense in the finals

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soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

It was funny to see that on twitter but then also people saying it was incidental/accidental and a bullshit ejection.

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Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

Stagger_Lee posted:

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Chronicles: Oct 24, 2013

I was already working on these lol

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JackBandit: Jun 6, 2011

Chronicles posted:

I was already working on these lol

I don�t know why but this is so hilarious. Poor Kevin �Chocolate Milk� Love

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Today I learned that Blake Griffin is on the Celtics and Kevin Love is on the Heat

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Paracaidas: Sep 24, 2016; Consistently Tedious!

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Metapod posted:

Curry selfishly chucks as clippers win through the power of friendship

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kingcobweb: Apr 16, 2005

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Jordan really should be celebrated more for making sure that Stockton and Malone never won a ring.

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soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

As time passes it becomes even more heroic.

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

The issue as Stockton has told me is that Russell had died that morning from getting a childhood tetanus shot and was replaced by a bryon russell impersonator who was susceptible from being slightly nudged legally by Michael Jordan

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The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

Chronicles posted:

I was already working on these lol

I have two personalities
Nicest person you will ever meet and�
Twisted loving psychopath

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WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Ja ruined fun time for the whole team

quote:

There have even been travel measures taken to curtail nightlife habits this season, with the Grizzlies leaving more road cities (especially the glitzier ones, like Miami) immediately after the game instead of staying overnight. Additional accountability measures may follow.

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Steven Adams went to management smh.

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anakha: Sep 16, 2009

Dexo posted:

Jordan really should be celebrated more for making sure that Stockton and Malone never won a ring.

The most selfless move of his career.

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

The issue as Stockton has told me is that Russell had died that morning from getting a childhood tetanus shot and was replaced by a bryon russell impersonator who was susceptible from being slightly nudged legally by Michael Jordan

What happened was that Bryon Russell was kidnapped before the game and replaced with a former DII player named Byron Russell.

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Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

Fast Luck posted:

click bait is getting weird

I went to LA once in my life and all the city buses on the digital screens would alter between saying like "L5 BEVERLY HILLS" or whatever and "RIP KOBE BRYANT" and there were Kobe shrines all over the city. To be fair I guess Kobe was dead at the time, but it being on the city buses was kind of a surprise to me

It would be weird if you had seen that when he was still alive

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Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Crazy Ted posted:

What happened was that Bryon Russell was kidnapped before the game and replaced with a former DII player named Byron Russell.

That makes sense as I clearly remember Byron Russell playing for the Jazz

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Algund Eenboom posted:

It would be weird if you had seen that when he was still alive

He was just sitting there hangin out with Tupac.

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Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Dexo posted:

Jordan really should be celebrated more for making sure that Stockton and Malone never won a ring.

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

He also helped keep Isaiah Thomas off the original Dream Team, and for that we should be thankful as well.

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

Paracaidas posted:

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Paracaidas posted:

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KurdtLives: Dec 22, 2004; Ladies and She-Hulks can't resist Murdock's Big Hallway Energy

R.D. Mangles posted:

The issue as Stockton has told me is that Russell had died that morning from getting a childhood tetanus shot and was replaced by a bryon russell impersonator who was susceptible from being slightly nudged legally by Michael Jordan

This is brilliant. In like 1-2 election cycles Stockton will say there hasn't been a real NBA Champion since the 3 point line was instituted therefore ipso facto Stockton and Jordan have the same number of rings.

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Panzeh: Nov 27, 2006; "..The high ground"

The stockton-Malone PnR was supercharged by the stupid illegal defense rules where the opposing center had to respect Greg Ostertag even if he just stood above the break.

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Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

temple posted:

https://twitter.com/celtics/status/1636351713220198406

He looks like a real housewife in this photo

how'd they find the whitest possible angle for blake

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morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1636461269124259870?s=46&t=3d9JmXOJWgE8nozHLwUyjQ

Jesus

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Brutal

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

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verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

That is wack as hell

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i am a moron: Nov 12, 2020; "I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

Wow what is wrong with his knee? That is intense that they�re calling next season already

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Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Is this a case of waited too long for more surgery?

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DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

They�re doing an experimental treatment where they just replace his entire left leg with LiAngelo�s

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Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

i am a moron posted:

Wow what is wrong with his knee? That is intense that they�re calling next season already

Our friend alonzo ball is bone on bone

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Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Dexo posted:

Jordan really should be celebrated more for making sure that Stockton and Malone never won a ring.

Jordan being the better man is really a curveball

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Lonzo

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/chicagobulls/status/1636489917239795713

Cartilage Transplant is a new one.

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