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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

If I've got to drop one, it can replace the Pizza one

# ? Mar 16, 2023 05:23

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# ? May 26, 2024 18:03

Nameless Pete: May 8, 2007; Get a load of those...

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

I was making a joke about the tag but I'll be damned if I back out now.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 06:03

Porfiriato: Jan 4, 2016

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

Hell why not, I suppose it's the logical companion to the Mestre's (PBUH) gangtag.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 06:08

The General: Mar 4, 2007

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

If I can add another, thank you.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 06:15

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

Hell yeah! A chance to belong! Unless I miscounted! Which I probably did!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 06:43

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

Crumb me with the crummy gang tag please

# ? Mar 16, 2023 06:51

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

crumbssss

# ? Mar 16, 2023 07:02

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

Looks like I've made it? Yes please and thank you

# ? Mar 16, 2023 07:06

BallisticClipboard: Feb 18, 2013; Such a good worker!

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

yes please

# ? Mar 16, 2023 08:33

Ebola Dog: Apr 3, 2011; Dinosaurs are directly related to turtles!

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

I can't count so I hope I've made the cut!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 10:22

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Captain Hygiene posted:

How about some pink instead?

I thought it was just the 1970s photography at first but nope, they threw in tomato paste alongside the more typical ingredients.

Here's some more Swedish everyday dinner for you:

Korv stroganoff: falukorv in a cream and tomato sauce, usually served with rice.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 10:43

Imperador do Brasil: Nov 18, 2005; Rotor-rific

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

I think I�m # 21 but round down and crumb me the gently caress up.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 11:09

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

:emptyquote:

# ? Mar 16, 2023 11:47

nesamdoom: Apr 15, 2018; nesaM kiled Masen

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

I refuse math and ketchup.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 12:46

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

CRUMB CUTOFF

thank you for participating

# ? Mar 16, 2023 12:53

Creature: Mar 9, 2009; We've already seen a dead horse

axolotl farmer posted:

Here's some more Swedish everyday dinner for you:

Korv stroganoff: falukorv in a cream and tomato sauce, usually served with rice.

You Swedes and your fancy rice. In :finland:

:finland:

it�s served with boiled potatoes.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 13:00

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Quid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE1QV-Dmu4I
The whole channel is full of this poo poo. It's like buddy saw Masoakis and said I can do that too

� why does he have the front burner on when he�s cooking stuff on the back burner?

# ? Mar 16, 2023 13:47

Dysgenesis: Jul 12, 2012; HAVE AT THEE!

Captain Hygiene posted:

I wonder how common that is, I've never seen it used. I went around looking at random recipes to see if I was missing something, and none of them happened to have it.

Same. I went and searched a few recipes and non of them had it in so maybe I am having a group delusion with whomever posted the first pic.

And yes it's the concentrate in the tube not a tin of tomatoes.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 13:59

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

I can't count

Or read

# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:04

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First uhhh 20 people to quote this get a COATED WITH CRUMBS gangtag tomorrow night or whenever I get around to it.

it's a nice tag. hope I made the cut.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:28

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/robertashley/status/1635405095641956352

I feel like this crosses the line into sheer cruelty, no matter what food crime these tacos may have committed

I�m guessing the taco sex rig is to take attention away from the fat turd on the serving board?

# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:36

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Cross-quoting from the IoSM thread to share a bad person's truly awful 'pizzas':

Piell posted:

https://twitter.com/hedlike_a_hole/status/1635814224403353603?s=20

# ? Mar 16, 2023 15:05

BluPotato: Jul 18, 2006

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/robertashley/status/1635405095641956352

I feel like this crosses the line into sheer cruelty, no matter what food crime these tacos may have committed

Finally, the Hellraiser tacos I ordered are here.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 22:20

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM4w49k33wU

# ? Mar 16, 2023 23:55

Grognan: Jan 23, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

We have such shits to show you

# ? Mar 16, 2023 23:56

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Update: I will do gang tags at some point whenever an admin uploads the image for me.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 01:51

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

the saga of blue soup continues.

https://twitter.com/bielleogy/status/1636543581812047874?s=20

# ? Mar 17, 2023 03:06

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I�m guessing the taco sex rig is to take attention away from the fat turd on the serving board?

That's a large jalepeno or small poblano pepper. Possibly some other roasted chili pepper.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 10:16

VictualSquid: Feb 29, 2012; Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Would you buy the chicken meat tube with beef taste? Or the mystery meat tube with beef taste.

The mystery meat is mostly (26%) turkey.

I bought the actual chicken meat with chicken taste, because I like chicken taste.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 16:21

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Requesting username change to BIFF LUNCHEON

# ? Mar 17, 2023 16:22

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

VictualSquid posted:

Would you buy the chicken meat tube with beef taste? Or the mystery meat tube with beef taste.

The mystery meat is mostly (26%) turkey.

I bought the actual chicken meat with chicken taste, because I like chicken taste.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 16:31

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

FFT posted:

That's a large jalepeno or small poblano pepper. Possibly some other roasted chili pepper.

roasted pepps are good but they tend to look like sad defeated versions of their former selves.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 16:33

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Captain Hygiene posted:

Requesting username change to BIFF LUNCHEON

BLAST HARDMEAT

# ? Mar 17, 2023 16:40

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more falafel please posted:

lol the meat tube even looks like billy corgan's head

# ? Mar 17, 2023 18:51

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

more falafel please posted:

Paz

:swoon:

# ? Mar 17, 2023 18:54

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Paz

I was in the second video they made so I hung out with them all day. Paz was really nice, David Pajo was real quiet, Sweeney was fine but definitely "at work", Billy was an rear end in a top hat, and Jimmy was a big ol teddy bear.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 19:16

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

David Pajo was in the Smashing Pumpkins? I learned something new today.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 19:46

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

CaptainBeefart posted:

David Pajo was in the Smashing Pumpkins? I learned something new today.

No, but he was in Zwan, Billy Corgan's short-lived attempt to reclaim relevancy after SP broke up.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 20:20

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

more falafel please posted:

No, but he was in Zwan, Billy Corgan's short-lived attempt to reclaim relevancy after SP broke up.

Never knew he started a second band as a zwan song.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 21:18

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# ? May 26, 2024 18:03

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

https://twitter.com/Scarodactyl/status/1636861170450587649?s=20
Barely caught it, started a bit late too since these were almost gone. Now doing one of the one that is still growing.
I thought I'd included an uninflated one but it had actually already burst.

Scarodactyl has a new favorite as of 23:50 on Mar 17, 2023

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