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CainFortea posted:That's how you get poo poo like The Room tho. The Room owns tho E: Tommy snipe 
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OwlFancier posted:If the intake is the gills, where does it come out of? How do you think they propel themselves through the water in the first place efb
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kazr posted:The Room owns tho 
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How’s that a meme, that’s literally every store trip
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Mar 16, 2023 23:31
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It would be a meme if both are deadlocked by doing it.
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Mar 16, 2023 23:39
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You've never been aisle deadlocked?
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Mar 16, 2023 23:47
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Just stand there facing them looking at them but don't say anything. This passively allows you to move them without having to say anything.
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Mar 16, 2023 23:50
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I am the rear end in a top hat who reaches over people's carts to grab things, so I don't empathize
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Do you need help finding something? [me, in need of help finding something] no thank you, I'm good
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Mar 16, 2023 23:52
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More Chaos Dwarf memes please and thank you
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"Excuse me can i grab this... Thanks" loving goons     
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Mokotow posted:How’s that a meme, that’s literally every store trip This always seems weird to me. Like I don't want to have to spend more time at the store. I'll reach over a cart, I don't give a gently caress. I'll straight up push an old woman out the way
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Here's a useful phrase: "Excuse me"
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GrandMaster posted:Here's a useful phrase: Sounds rude
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GrandMaster posted:Here's a useful phrase: Oh then what would we make a drat meme about smart guy.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Oh then what would we make a drat meme about smart guy. 
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Every single person at the store, any store, is only there to be in my way.
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GrandMaster posted:Here's a useful phrase: That would require taking my earbuds out to be sure the volume of my voice is properly calibrated and that is simply not happening
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kdrudy posted:Every single person at the store, any store, is only there to be in my way. poo poo, they’re onto us guys
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Why are the IN the stuff?
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Thanks Terry! LOL
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No you just say, "ope, gotta squeeze past ya here for a sec" and they always oblige.
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freeedr posted:poo poo, they’re onto us guys I knew it!
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Just lock eyes and fart. If they leave then you've asserted dominance and can freely shop the aisle until someone shows up and shits on the floor like a animal.
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chainchompz posted:Just lock eyes and fart. If they leave then you've asserted dominance and can freely shop the aisle until someone shows up and shits on the floor like a animal. Better yet, what if you fart accidentally, avert your eyes in utter shame and then leave the shop at high speed with each step producing a little prrt noise of decreasing volume and duration, if not odour? That'd be the real pro alpha move right, people definitely wouldn't be thinking and laughing about it years later, especially at 3 in the mornING
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apatheticman posted:[video type=""]/attachments/1030550509255413770/1086105551907344515/IMG_8771.png[/video] https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/603384079044759552?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ
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Tree Bucket posted:Better yet, what if you fart accidentally, avert your eyes in utter shame and then leave the shop at high speed with each step producing a little prrt noise of decreasing volume and duration, if not odour? That'd be the real pro alpha move right, people definitely wouldn't be thinking and laughing about it years later, especially at 3 in the mornING Someone should draw this as a webcomic
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Android Apocalypse posted:https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/603384079044759552?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ  I FIXED IT OK.How was I supposed to know BB code couldn't handle .mov files.
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Lol at the goon learning how fish breath in the meme thread
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Desert Bus posted:Someone should draw this as a webcomic Yes, but in which style?
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Tree Bucket posted:Yes, but in which style?
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He wasn't lying instinctually. He knew these streets and knew what he was doing. Hence the importance of Pot Brother educational videos. Since it's friday, I might as well post it https://twitter.com/i/status/1454135406501326849
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Tree Bucket posted:Yes, but in which style? whomp
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How about oglaf? 
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GrandMaster posted:Here's a useful phrase: Talk?? To a stranger??? You're absolutely insane.
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Zetsubou-san posted:whomp I did a whomp/ksbd/tredlocity crossover in pyf comics once, I'll have to find it. flavor.flv posted:How about oglaf? NOooo
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