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JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
The ads never really bother me, though I just hammer the ffwd button a few times when they start going to break.

That said, Mia Wong is never my favorite guest--her narratives are always a little frenetic and unorganized and the nervous giggling doesn't help (I am admittedly a grouch about that kind of stuff). If it were her first time I'd cut some slack but she's been on the network for years now.

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

I was typing up the same complaint earlier, I usually like the subject matter that Mia and Garrison come in to school Robert on but they both constantly interrupt themselves on something they wrote. You can actually hear a huge difference when Mia starts reading something verbatim that somebody else wrote, she's very articulate up until the verbatim reading ends and she goes back to the main episode's script. I know Robert sticks pretty close to a script, to the point that he sometimes repeats lines that he's already read once, it makes me wonder how much Mia wrote ahead of time and how much is outlined with broader points that get filled in as the episode goes on.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Speaking of repeating, anyone else notice how this latest ep had some sections that seemed to have been accidentally looped?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

AceOfFlames posted:

Speaking of repeating, anyone else notice how this latest ep had some sections that seemed to have been accidentally looped?

Oh that happens constantly with me, usually once per episode.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

rotinaj posted:

Mostly unrelated, but between that aspect and my own issues, this is a hard listen.

I am a picky, fussy rear end in a top hat and I very rapidly begin to hate listening to things for childish reasons. I cannot cope with wet mouth sounds, people chewing out loud, stuff like that. One thing that keeps cropping up in podcasts for me is when people stumble over their words, get too excited, and start stuttering, stammering, and gabbling. Henry Zebrowski on Last Podcast on the Left is extremely bad about this.

Mia is also extremely exciteable and does this and it just kills me. Thanks, childhood trauma, misophonia is a great gift

I get what you’re saying, but I felt Robert was a bit fast in cutting her off or interjecting with jokes that kinda killed the rhythm of the whole narrative.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

AceOfFlames posted:

Speaking of repeating, anyone else notice how this latest ep had some sections that seemed to have been accidentally looped?

I have been wondering if that was happening, or if some bullshit was happening with my phone screen. Yes, absolutely, in older episodes. I didn’t even get far enough in this episode to hear that this time, but that has absolutely happened to me.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

rotinaj posted:

I have been wondering if that was happening, or if some bullshit was happening with my phone screen. Yes, absolutely, in older episodes. I didn’t even get far enough in this episode to hear that this time, but that has absolutely happened to me.

I always figured this was a buffering issue on my end. It definitely looped for me at the part where the feds were investigating Fischer's Russian ties. (Where Robert says something to the effect of "yeah, close contact with the Soviet Union will do that")

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Yeah I'm curious about the repeated parts as well. It's started happening several episodes ago and I was assuming it was something related to buffering as well. I listen using google podcasts which weirdly breaks a lot for certain podcasts for some strange reason, but in a way where the podcast just stops entirely until I start a new episode and then just restart the old one. It seems to be especially bad for some podcasts over others for some reason. But yeah all that aside, it's always BtB's that usually ends with some weird repeated bit at the end.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Oh I’ve had the same issue with BtB and literally only with BtB, no other CZM podcasts, IHR or even at all. It’s been going on since at least Aug 2021.

My partner pointed it out when we were moving, saying “the Hitler guy already mentioned that”, and that’s how I learned that my partner recognizes Robert’s voice, and he is…Hitler Guy. My partner would like the podcast very much, it’s entirely up his alley, but no, “he’s Hitler Guy because anytime I pass by you listening to him it’s about Hitler”

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

AceOfFlames posted:

Speaking of repeating, anyone else notice how this latest ep had some sections that seemed to have been accidentally looped?
I notice this a lot more on Cool Zone Media's other scheduled zones and figure the carriers are to blame: especially when they break to ads whenever.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Zeniel posted:

Yeah I'm curious about the repeated parts as well. It's started happening several episodes ago and I was assuming it was something related to buffering as well. I listen using google podcasts which weirdly breaks a lot for certain podcasts for some strange reason, but in a way where the podcast just stops entirely until I start a new episode and then just restart the old one. It seems to be especially bad for some podcasts over others for some reason. But yeah all that aside, it's always BtB's that usually ends with some weird repeated bit at the end.

Its the ad server loving up.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

apatheticman posted:

Its the ad server loving up.

Figures.

No server with ads that bad could possibly function properly.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

teen witch posted:

Oh I’ve had the same issue with BtB and literally only with BtB, no other CZM podcasts, IHR or even at all. It’s been going on since at least Aug 2021.

My partner pointed it out when we were moving, saying “the Hitler guy already mentioned that”, and that’s how I learned that my partner recognizes Robert’s voice, and he is…Hitler Guy. My partner would like the podcast very much, it’s entirely up his alley, but no, “he’s Hitler Guy because anytime I pass by you listening to him it’s about Hitler”

I mean, theyre not wrong. "HITLERRRRRRRRRR!" is his favorite catch phrase

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


teen witch posted:

Oh I’ve had the same issue with BtB and literally only with BtB, no other CZM podcasts, IHR or even at all. It’s been going on since at least Aug 2021.

My partner pointed it out when we were moving, saying “the Hitler guy already mentioned that”, and that’s how I learned that my partner recognizes Robert’s voice, and he is…Hitler Guy. My partner would like the podcast very much, it’s entirely up his alley, but no, “he’s Hitler Guy because anytime I pass by you listening to him it’s about Hitler”

I have the same problem with multiple podcasts on different networks, so it seems to be a general issue with ad-stitching software.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Holy gently caress Lance Bass has TWO podcasts on iHeart? And the new one is about the last Russian cosmonaut? The gently caress?

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
I played part 2 at 1X speed instead of the usual
1.5X and found it much easier to follow. This one was actually about bastardry while part 1 felt too much like them making fun of a weird kid.

One thing that Mia only touched on was Fischer’s antics after playing his rematch with Spassky. As Mia noted, Fischer’s match was illegal and he was wanted by the US authorities for playing it. At one point, he was being sheltered by the Polgárs, a famous Hungarian chess family (all three daughters are masters, with Judit being the strongest woman player ever). They also happen to be Jewish. Bobby, despite being literally protected from arrest by these people, would not shut the gently caress up about how the holocaust was a hoax and all kinds of other antisemitic stuff. Like, it’s almost all he talked about. Eventually the dad László said “Bobby, did my relatives just vanish through some kind of magic trick?” and they booted his rear end out.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Robert was talking about deceased Pro Wrestler Balls Mahoney to start off the Illuminati episode, presumably because it's fun to say Balls Mahoney. Now here's new friend of the podcast Balls Mahoney as evil Santa aka Xanta.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I am more disappointed that robert didn’t know that he came to the ring to ac/dc’s “big balls”, and he was an open satanist

Like, i’ll forgive not knowing the intricacies of indy pro wrestling, i have those brainworms, but if you are gonna have some canned trivia about the dude, theme + religion are a fun one

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

In the first Illuminati ep they talk about finding a car repair manual in the future and using is a religious text and riffing on that for a bit, which is pretty much the premise of an extremely good and funny book, A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller Jr that everyone should read.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/comments/xezyrk/payed_my_respects_to_cousin_rush

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Since this thread rightly makes fun of iHeart a lot, I'll take the opportunity to mention I got an immature yet hearty chuckle today when I learned that their head of podcasting is named Conal Byrne.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
I'd never really had a weird interaction with the iHeart ad algorithm until tonight, when the discussion of pedophilia in episode 5 of the Illuminati series immediately cut to an ad for children's shoes.

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.

Wanderer posted:

I'd never really had a weird interaction with the iHeart ad algorithm until tonight, when the discussion of pedophilia in episode 5 of the Illuminati series immediately cut to an ad for children's shoes.

the one time when the shoes never having been worn is a relief

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Disappointed we didn’t get any BetterHelp jokes in this episode

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Are the illuminati episodes worth listening to?

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

It's six episodes of Margaret and Garrison guesting, so yes.

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp
The Illuminati episodes end up mostly being about the Discordians who are a very fascinating bunch of weirdos so yes absolutely.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
And here I was thinking that Foucault's Pendulum was supposed to be fiction.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Robert keeps replying to Jordan Peterson on twitter with a secret ccp cum milking factory photo and i hope it never ends

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

fatherboxx posted:

Robert keeps replying to Jordan Peterson on twitter with a secret ccp cum milking factory photo and i hope it never ends

replying *and ratioing*

it's extremely funny

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




fatherboxx posted:

Robert keeps replying to Jordan Peterson on twitter with a secret ccp cum milking factory photo and i hope it never ends

The dick sucking factory is being automated, and that's going to put honest, hard-working dick suckers out of work.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
Why is Robert trying to cancel Jorp’s free speech?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Zugzwang posted:

Why is Robert trying to cancel Jorp’s free speech?

au contraire he is trying as hard as possible to boost Jordan's message about the dick sucking factories

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
What a sad, pathetic, and completely deserved turn of fate for a dickhead like ol' Jorpy. Maybe a clinical psychologist shouldn't be spouting poo poo about how addicts are undeserving moochers before they fry their brain in a sketchy Russian cold-turkey benzo addiction coma treatment to avoid the consequences of their own actions.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




bird food bathtub posted:

Maybe a clinical psychologist shouldn't ...

nah, let's see where this goes. Just don't need any more like him.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

bawk posted:

au contraire he is trying as hard as possible to boost Jordan's message about the dick sucking factories

Jorp bravely took a stand against CCP forced breeding programs and we all owe him a debt of gratitu-- what's that? Cock-milking fetish porn, you say? Not, in fact, a Chinese breeding facility? Hmm. Well, nevertheless, the good Doctor bravely took a stand! And a fistful of benzos. While standing!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Standing horizontally, no less!

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Kermit the frog hooking you up to a dick sucking machine. Uh…forever.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

goatsestretchgoals posted:

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Kermit the frog hooking you up to a dick sucking machine. Uh…forever.

Why are there so many
dicks that need milking,
and how will they
fer~tilize

(to the tune of "Rainbow Connection")

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

goatsestretchgoals posted:

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Kermit the frog hooking you up to a dick sucking machine. Uh…forever.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaNbXguzDCU

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