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It's not readonly or const, is it? So maybe there'll be some simple startup code somewhere which will just prime++ until no more divisors can be found.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/sferik/status/1635837349958647808
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i think this is in re: this https://twitter.com/sferik/status/1635835231298285570 should accept the $14660 and see what happens IMO
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 19:16 |
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Hammerite posted:i think this is in re: this he says in response that he tried and got a server-side error
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 19:33 |
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I'm gonna guess that either the reservation is being made on Test and somebody accidentally crossed the streams to let the notifs out or the reservations are being made on Production and rolled back, but the service that sends the notifs doesn't roll back the same way. Either way, lol.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 22:16 |
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CPColin posted:I'm gonna guess that either the reservation is being made on Test and somebody accidentally crossed the streams to let the notifs out or the reservations are being made on Production and rolled back, but the service that sends the notifs doesn't roll back the same way. Either way, lol. From some of the other replies, it looks like he was one of the first people to sign up. If so, he may have the oldest listing, and the developer may be assuming that the oldest listing is a test account.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 22:55 |
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https://twitter.com/RightsInfringer/status/1636029539171315714 i like the roll-eyes emoticon. "jeez this guy whose phone we made unusable is gonna sue us, how unreasonable, doesn't he know you have to move fast and break things in this game"
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Hammerite posted:i like the roll-eyes emoticon. "jeez this guy whose phone we made unusable is gonna sue us, how unreasonable, doesn't he know you have to move fast and break things in this game" quote:PoE enjoyer They're a special breed.
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Hammerite posted:https://twitter.com/RightsInfringer/status/1636029539171315714 Maybe I'm being overly charitable but I interpreted that as rolling his eyes at the industry that employs him, or possibly the guilty eye movement of someone whistling and nonchalantly walking away from a crime.
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small lol that their handle is rightsinfringer
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Ranzear posted:They're a special breed. Google tells me that means "power over ethernet" and I had no idea that was an internet clique with a bad rep
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:10 |
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That was the obvious joke I was gonna circle back to, but there's a better one about how it seemed normal to him based on how many messages it takes to get a trade late in a league.
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:14 |
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quote:Poe enjoyer For the love of God, Montresor, stop booking my loft!
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# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:30 |
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Toshimo posted:For the love of God, Montresor, stop booking my loft! Yes, for the love of God. Books the year solid
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gently caress you, Groovy (highlighting as Java for readability):Java code:
The extra kicker was that nothing was ever calling setPattern() or addPattern(), so getPattern() was always returning null, before I clobbered it. Great! (I should note that I inherited this code)
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# ? Mar 17, 2023 22:18 |
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Petition to rename groovy to groverlang
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# ? Mar 17, 2023 22:21 |
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Soricidus posted:Petition to rename groovy to groverlang lmao this tracks
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# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:20 |
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Soricidus posted:Petition to rename groovy to groverlang Seconded.
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# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:56 |
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Soricidus posted:Petition to rename groovy to groverlang Thirded
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# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:59 |
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ultrafilter posted:From some of the other replies, it looks like he was one of the first people to sign up. If so, he may have the oldest listing, and the developer may be assuming that the oldest listing is a test account. It could even be that some of his records are the id 0 records, and some function somewhere is inadvertantly coalescing some null input to send notifications on his account rather than not sending notifications at all.
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# ? Mar 20, 2023 05:26 |
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Reminds me of a bug at Twitter where an internal system had a "if the user you want to ban is supplied as a number, then it's the user's userid; else, it's the username" quote-unquote feature, and a misapplied regex incorrectly extracted a number from a username, which just happened to be @jack's userid, and then... https://twitter.com/markmahoney/status/1256209823797882880
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 15:53 |
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The worst I've ever done in that spirit was changing the "invalid or missing material definition payload" fallback material for the Autodesk renderer from a diffuse mid-grey to a magenta & black checkerboard. I wanted to ensure that the surely rare malformed input would be detected. Had I checked historical submissions I would've noticed that something like half of customer cloud renderings included invalid definitions. We got an enormous number of complaints at the obvious texturing bug that we'd introduced.
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 17:50 |
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I wiped all user inventories in live for an MMO on my first day in my first job in games.
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 18:28 |
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"Hey, Volmarias, you admitted knowing something about Linux. Well, Unix is like Linux, right? Fix the Unix port of the software that brings 90% of the company revenue and yet is treated as an afterthought." Ok, well, I did it, but I don't have machines to actually test a couple of the OSes to make sure that this actually works on them. "Oh, that's fine. Here, have access to the server room and use the AIX box there to test that one." Uh, ok, wait, it looks like this is out of date for what we need to run this version, can someone help set thi- "You're the Unix expert now, you do it!" Uh... Oops, I've just bricked $10k. Welp.
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 18:40 |
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Let's just say I never claimed to be an expert in the physics of nuclear medicine.
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 18:54 |
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Back in the days when we made desktop apps I launched multiple DDoS attacks against our servers.
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 18:58 |
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ultrafilter posted:Back in the days when we made desktop apps I launched multiple DDoS attacks against our servers. I like the stories of the old timers that made botnets out of their user machines to enable updates.
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:Let's just say I never claimed to be an expert in the physics of nuclear medicine. im permabanned forums poster theracwhacker24
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 19:58 |
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I lost the entire company's network file share one night trying to run updates on a server. We had no files for 3 days as we went through the recovery process. There were no backups. I just had to pray that the files were still there on the drive, despite the partition not being able to be mounted.
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 20:40 |
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I brought down Shoebuy’s checkout for ten minutes. But I also fixed a broken deploy done on Friday afternoon by a programmer who immediately went out to the bar, so I think I’m running a positive account.
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 20:52 |
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CPColin posted:gently caress you, Groovy (highlighting as Java for readability): This doesn't really seem like a Groovy problem, I'd be angry at whoever wrote that code
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 21:30 |
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I bricked a dev board once because I didn't know that OTP meant "One Time Programmable" ie literal fuses and if you set them to something invalid there's no way back
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 21:43 |
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Pie Colony posted:This doesn't really seem like a Groovy problem, I'd be angry at whoever wrote that code It's both
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 21:53 |
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My best fuckup was the time I was writing some code that was supposed to invalidate a given customer's most recent invoice, putting it back to an unpaid state. Instead I accidentally made it invalidate all payments in the customer's entire invoice history. Essentially I looped over subscription.Transactions instead of invoice.Transactions, so the bug was a one-liner and the code looked plausibly correct at first glance. The effect was that at the payment date of the invoice, the customers would be automatically charged for all those transactions using their credit card payments agreements. Some of the customers in question had histories in the database going back more than 20 years, so some of those automatic payments were $1000+.
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 08:43 |
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I broke 911 calling for an office of a couple hundred people and didn't notice for three weeks until someone misdialed 911 and... it didn't work. Always test your critical changes.
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 09:29 |
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LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:Essentially I looped over subscription.Transactions instead of invoice.Transactions, so the bug was a one-liner and the code looked plausibly correct at first glance.
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 10:22 |
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Sagacity posted:It's odd that your unit tests didn't catch this though You knit tests? Me, probably, circa 2005
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 12:02 |
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Pie Colony posted:This doesn't really seem like a Groovy problem, I'd be angry at whoever wrote that code Yeah catch exception e is the problem here. It's a very common way to handle exceptions and the majority of the time it is completely wrong. DateTime.parse probably throws a parse exception which is what should be handled there, since that's clearly handling a parsing failure. But no. Exception e.
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leper khan posted:I wiped all user inventories in live for an MMO on my first day in my first job in games. you didn't work for wanadoo by any chance did you? i remember people's DAOC inventories vanishing and them basically having to go "uh, could you tell us what items you had and please be honest?"
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I knocked the website for the Australian equivalent of the IRS offline.
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