Ukraine War: "20 months of war for a used car."

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

When the aliens land I'll beg them to lift me off this poo poo ball

# ? Mar 17, 2023 23:57

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# ? May 30, 2024 22:36

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

I'm actually curious to see if this ICC warrant has a knock on effect. I doubt it will but who knows. Maybe some of putins henchmen distance themselves or flee ship, maybe countries on the fence turn their back on putin. Will be interesting to see if anything comes out in the future.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 00:19

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Russia is going to make a knockoff ICC and will start sending warrants between Iran and North Korea for the arrest of Mark Hamil and the hosts of the Eurovision Song Contest

shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Mar 18, 2023

# ? Mar 18, 2023 00:25

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

They should promise a $100 mil bounty and full pardon to any Russians who bring Putin in. Even if no one goes for it, imagine how paranoid it would make him.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 00:33

Gath: Sep 23, 2009

I mean, a bounty could be crowdfunded.... just dont put your name on it. FSB i dont think would like that...

# ? Mar 18, 2023 00:37

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Gath posted:

I mean, a bounty could be crowdfunded.... just dont put your name on it. FSB i dont think would like that...

I don't think GoFundMe or whatever would allow this. Would have been funny to watch it explode in popularity and collect a ridiculous amount of money. Talk about someone this reviled worldwide.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 00:44

Bertha the Toaster: Jan 11, 2009

Wonder what would happen if he flew to a country he thought was an ally but because they're heavily sanctioned by the US they instead arrested him and handed him over in order to get sanctions lifted.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 00:57

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Gath posted:

I mean, a bounty could be crowdfunded.... just dont put your name on it. FSB i dont think would like that...

This is good for #Bitcoin

# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Just for shits & grins we should throw $100 million US behind a bounty, call it the MQ-9 Memorial Fund; have a little fun with it.

As a joke.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:03

Burns: May 10, 2008

Lol if theres a legit bounty to bring him in. It would have to be like a billion at this point lol.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:14

Oscar Wilde Bunch: Jun 12, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Bounty should be you get to keep his wealth. Isn�t he supposed to be worth like 2T?

# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:26

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Oh great now Amerikkka is going to unleash the cowboy bounty hunters on a sick old man, masks off all right

Dead or alive :clint:

# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:38

the popes toes: Oct 10, 2004

Best case is when Mr. Putin hares off to UAE or some such, on a dumb official visit to make sure all the spice is flowing, Russia loudly announces they've got a new man in charge, we wash our hands, take him if you want him but he's not coming home, dip immunity is canceled, the fancy jet is already on the way home and he's not on it. Never happen but it's a nice little pipe dream.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:53

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

It absolutely could happen but it is just no more likely than, say, Trump facing consequences

# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:59

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Strategic Tea posted:

Oh great now Amerikkka is going to unleash the cowboy bounty hunters on a sick old man, masks off all right

Dead or alive

The cowboys can join in if they want but I wouldn't recommend it. The point is to get Putin's inner circle to start weighing their options, and to make Putin realize that they're weighing their options.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 02:00

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

That stone faced blonde woman that is beside him in all his PR photos is going to clip him behind the ear and seize power.

And good for her. Russia's peoples deserve to finally be able address is collective grievance videos towards a woman for once.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 02:07

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Offensive might be on in earnest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOSoJfrbud4

# ? Mar 18, 2023 02:10

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1636833062724984833
Reportedly, now Russian forces are suffering ghastly casualties in Bakhmut, with over 1,500 being killed and wounded every day there. This is said by the Guardian citing an unnamed senior NATO official.

HACHI MACHI that poo poo looks like a covid deaths graph

8 more artillery systems and 2 more MLRS systems destroyed! And 14 more UAVs, for the second day in a row. They're burning through them like crazy

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/us-says-no-doubt-russia-is-committing-war-crimes-ukraine-after-icc-issues-putin-2023-03-17/

Biden says Putin deserves to be charged as a war criminal

Reuters posted:

WASHINGTON, March 17 (Reuters) - U.S. President Joe Biden said on Friday that Russian President Vladimir Putin has clearly committed war crimes and the International Criminal Court's (ICC) decision to issue an arrest warrant for him was justified.

The ICC earlier on Friday called for Putin's arrest on suspicion of unlawful deportation of children and unlawful transfer of people from Ukraine to Russia since Moscow's invasion began of its neighbor last year. The United States is not a member of the ICC.

"He's clearly committed war crimes," Biden told reporters, referring to Putin.

"Well, I think it's justified," Biden added, referring to the warrant. "But the question is - it's not recognized internationally by us either. But I think it makes a very strong point."

The United States separately has concluded that Russian forces have committed war crimes in Ukraine and supports accountability for perpetrators of war crimes, a State Department spokesperson said in an emailed statement.

"There is no doubt that Russia is committing war crimes and atrocities (in) Ukraine, and we have been clear that those responsible must be held accountable," the spokesperson added. "This was a decision the ICC prosecutor reached independently based on the facts before him."

The ICC move obligates the court's 123 member states to arrest Putin and transfer him to The Hague for trial if he sets foot on their territory. The ICC also issued a warrant on Friday for Maria Lvova-Belova, Russia's commissioner for children's rights, on the same charges.

A U.S.-backed report by Yale University researchers last month said Russia has held at least 6,000 Ukrainian children in at least 43 camps and other facilities as part of a "large-scale systematic network."

Russia has denied accusations that its forces have committed atrocities during its invasion. The Kremlin said on Friday the ICC arrest warrant against Putin was outrageous, but meaningless with respect to Russia.

HonorableTB fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Mar 18, 2023

# ? Mar 18, 2023 08:01

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:

Bounty should be you get to keep his wealth. Isn�t he supposed to be worth like 2T?

That money was all stolen from Russian citizens, so a 10% finder's fee and then set up a fund for the rebuilding of Ukraine and denazification of Russia.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 08:24

zone: Dec 6, 2016

spankmeister posted:

That money was all stolen from Russian citizens, so a 10% finder's fee and then set up a fund for the rebuilding of Ukraine and denazification of Russia.

10% might be too much. 5% would more than do.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 08:34

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

steinrokkan posted:

This time around we won't accept the fruit hat loophole

# ? Mar 18, 2023 08:44

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1636834296450121728
Rusich are also none too happy about the warrant for Putler's arrest.

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1636865974476451840
And more desperation from Murz. That he says it'll be like 1917 is telling enough.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 09:14

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

https://twitter.com/Seveerity/status/1636851458996830210

# ? Mar 18, 2023 09:34

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

https://twitter.com/geoffreyyork/status/1636751838572605442

It'd surely never happen, but we can always hope at least :allears:

# ? Mar 18, 2023 10:41

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

"Putin is the new Nelson Mandela!"

# ? Mar 18, 2023 10:48

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1637033553832624130
owned :laugh:

# ? Mar 18, 2023 11:20

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Putin's gonna poo poo (on) BRICS.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 11:20

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

The President of Russia is an internationally wanted war criminal. Are you a bad enough dude to sneak into the Kremlin and bring him in?

# ? Mar 18, 2023 11:35

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Tarquinn posted:

Putin's gonna poo poo (on) BRICS.

lol Brazil been toeing the line for him for months, too

# ? Mar 18, 2023 11:36

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

I reckon they should put a bounty on Putin too. Hell, offer total amnesty for any actions taken as part of the Special Military Operation and like a billion USD.

Just to make Putin's inner circle even less trustworthy than he already views them, while Putin wonders if they'd be considering taking it.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 11:49

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1636983218325823488
New Brit update. Mostly focusing on the large scale gathering up of more mobiks for their (Russia's) dumb war.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 11:52

Sashimi: Dec 26, 2008; College Slice

Power Khan posted:

https://twitter.com/Seveerity/status/1636851458996830210

The Great Patriotic Musical must be one hell of a show.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 12:11

zone: Dec 6, 2016

Strelkov had this to say this morning concerning the arrest warrant, as well;

quote:

NYT: Russia will not be able to achieve the lifting of international sanctions without complying with the warrants of the International Criminal Court.
Well, here is the �Yugoslavian scenario� - they �hung a carrot� for VIP officials and oligarchs. They lie, of course, - no one removed the sanctions from Serbia after the overthrow and extradition of Milosevic ...

He also complains about columns of Ukrainian equipment moving around;

quote:

And they are not afraid of either aviation or missiles ... with the labors of the Plywood Marshal, we cannot do anything to this column!

https://t.me/strelkovii/4245

# ? Mar 18, 2023 12:19

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

DiomedesGodshill posted:

I said it once and I'll say it again. I've been dancing for a LONG time and she is fantastic while he is a spaz. Not sure what lead Seagal to go all in on Russia. So weird.

I'm confused by this thread, calling people "spaz" is okay?

# ? Mar 18, 2023 12:30

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I reckon they should put a bounty on Putin too. Hell, offer total amnesty for any actions taken as part of the Special Military Operation and like a billion USD.

Just to make Putin's inner circle even less trustworthy than he already views them, while Putin wonders if they'd be considering taking it.

This guy has some good ideas

# ? Mar 18, 2023 12:31

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1637049769951477763
I wonder if they're still upset that Turkey didn't permit the sale of uniforms and body armor to them, lol. Funny how anyone that doesn't lick their boots is "historical Russian territory" but OK, whatever lets you idiots sleep at night

# ? Mar 18, 2023 12:37