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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This is another horse cum scam isn't it.

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Karate Bastard posted:

This is another horse cum scam isn't it.

Calm down, Mr. Vice President....

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Rebel Blob posted:

I wonder if there is any female demand for unvaccinated sperm, or if it is all guys hording the stuff in their refrigerators because they think it will skyrocket in price (after all the vaccinated people die of horrible side effects of course).

There's clearly demand, just as Dr. Jordan B. Peterson

https://twitter.com/Mateba_6/status/1634694563859251200?s=20

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
On the other hand, Rock & Roll Part 2 & all its horrible implications was the perfect needle drop for this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeyVU4nMWCg

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Ugh, this is the new child size Stripper Halloween costume :barf:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Okay, but a love hotel on Fleming Ave. named "Fleming Pas[s]ion" is pretty great, you have to admit.

Archonet
Mar 12, 2022

it is time to boogie

There's a joke about how "we're blasting off again" here but I'm too tired to find it.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
You're blasting off at the speed of light

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/gT3qoP0.mp4

Archonet
Mar 12, 2022

it is time to boogie

Thank God for that red circle, else I might've missed what's literally in the middle of the frame and being followed by the cameraman already.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I needed the emojis otherwise I’d have no clue it was funny.

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

I needed the emojis otherwise I’d have no clue it was funny.

You think the "oh no, grandma died R.I.P." emoji is funny?!?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Also without the label I'd have thought that was dogs.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/zvwZVxL.mp4

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

I want what they have

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Nope, I'm out. This is my red line. This is not OK

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Giving human piloting giant robot vibes

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

GABA ghoul posted:

Nope, I'm out. This is my red line. This is not OK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=386lIFROAoc

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



What if I love ocean animal parasites?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Waste of Breath posted:

Giving human piloting giant robot vibes

Get in the loving lobster, Shinji

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Scratch Monkey posted:

Get in the loving lobster, Shinji

This is a real model you can buy



https://www.hlj.com/evangelion-edition-american-crayfish-eva-unit-01-fuj17109

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
Neon Lobster Evancrabion.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
Neon Carcinogenesis Evangelion

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Takes No Damage posted:

Ugh, this is the new child size Stripper Halloween costume :barf:

I assume you mean that the stripper thing was also a Photoshop?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Yep, too lazy to Photoshop the price tag or copy their work over to the box next to it. Shameful.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G


Google "Burst of Joy"

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Oscar Wild posted:



Google "Burst of Joy"

Well that sucks, though in a different way than I expected. I figured he'd be the one to turn out to be a huge piece of poo poo, like a nazi or something.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

what is it with goons and thinking real things are photoshopped

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/surprising-kmart-item-every-parent-wants/news-story/5d2e286bea9940013acf1cb01c834b5e

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Oscar Wild posted:



Google "Burst of Joy"

I’m the unibrow

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

if you can call out something as fake, you get to have a fleeting sense of self satisfaction similar to reddit upvotes

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Stroke check:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
that sign is drunk

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
I hope I'm not expected to find something in English out of that sign because I'm stumped

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Azhais posted:

I hope I'm not expected to find something in English out of that sign because I'm stumped

It's a lyric from a Ted Nugent song

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I'm Nude & Taint Semen

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sorry but that entire article is a Photoshop.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I'd believe a random pic on the internet before trusting anything coming from Murdoch press.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
My inability to actually find one of these to purchase leads me to wonder if indeed someone successfully trolled the handful of pages that reported on this last year.

That said, I did find a different toy vlogging set for 18" dolls which is basically just as bad so it is irrelevant

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norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Dr. Quarex posted:

My inability to actually find one of these to purchase leads me to wonder if indeed someone successfully trolled the handful of pages that reported on this last year.

That said, I did find a different toy vlogging set for 18" dolls which is basically just as bad so it is irrelevant

I definitely saw this recently on the shelf at Kmart, I hadn't seen the articles and thought it was pretty funny when I walked past it

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