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Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

T-Bone posted:

Domi looking like a good add for Dallas, just gotta aim for the hand next time

https://twitter.com/ExtraLars/status/1636548655779033088

Robertson also tried to destroy Connor's knee but I think that's cause Robertson just was surprised (it was still dangerous)

https://twitter.com/Lightsouthky/status/1636581221407895555

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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Domi and Robertson doing the lord's work.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


El Gallinero Gros posted:

Marner's ghost kitchen is now available where I live. Mitch's Dishes. Featuring a buncha food Marner probably doesn't touch during the season.
Yeah, just boring normal sports bar wings & burgers stuff.

If I were going to order from a Leaf themed restaurant, i'd go for Kaberle's wife's place on the off chance he's still personally running deliveries like he was doing during early pandemic.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's a ghost kitchen so the actual food is probably made at like whatever the english Canada version of Applebee's is.

Probably Applebee's.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Aphrodite posted:

It's a ghost kitchen so the actual food is probably made at like whatever the english Canada version of Applebee's is.

Probably Applebee's.

Montana’s.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Aphrodite posted:

It's a ghost kitchen so the actual food is probably made at like whatever the english Canada version of Applebee's is.

Probably Applebee's.

Maplebee's? Or maybe just in the back of a Tim Horton's.


There are a ton of matinee games this weekend, with a bunch of teams also playing Saturday and Sunday. I don't understand why, but okay. There's only so many games they can put on the European game time. One, it's one a day.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

fermun posted:

According to the Avs announcers during last night's postgame show the reason for it being so early is that they are promoting that game heavily in Finland, so it's scheduled for primetime in Finland.

I do like the idea of getting more Avs fans in Finland...

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I'm happy the flyers game is at 5 tomorrow because that means my toddler can watch a little bit of it

I've got her chanting "hockey, hockey, hockey" over and over and it rules

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

The one near my place also serves Swiss Chalet so hopefully it comes with Chalet sauce.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Good soup! posted:

I'm happy the flyers game is at 5 tomorrow because that means my toddler can watch a little bit of it

I've got her chanting "hockey, hockey, hockey" over and over and it rules

Kid needs a mini stick and a foam ball, it's never too early to start living your dreams vicariously

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Speaking of kids playing hockey, the Stamkos/Hedman commercial where Stammer's kid is tearing it up on the ice at like 5 years old or whatever against men and then he's making fun of Hedman for not having his toddler out there is tilting me a bit.

Like you're gonna choose the 6'7 Norse God looking motherfucker to be your "maybe my kid won't have the talent for this" foil to Stamkos? What in the hell

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Kid needs a mini stick and a foam ball, it's never too early to start living your dreams vicariously

way ahead of you, we've got sticks, a tiny goal, foam balls, the works

she has only seen me on roller skates for hockey so far, and she was absolutely fascinated by it, so I can't imagine what she'll think when I go on ice lol

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

T-Bone posted:

Speaking of kids playing hockey, the Stamkos/Hedman commercial where Stammer's kid is tearing it up on the ice at like 5 years old or whatever against men and then he's making fun of Hedman for not having his toddler out there is tilting me a bit.

Like you're gonna choose the 6'7 Norse God looking motherfucker to be your "maybe my kid won't have the talent for this" foil to Stamkos? What in the hell

I've seen the commerical a zillion times and never realized that is who the dad's were.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Good soup! posted:

I'm happy the flyers game is at 5 tomorrow because that means my toddler can watch a little bit of it

I've got her chanting "hockey, hockey, hockey" over and over and it rules

Please don't let her grow up a Flyers fan

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Good soup! posted:

way ahead of you, we've got sticks, a tiny goal, foam balls, the works

she has only seen me on roller skates for hockey so far, and she was absolutely fascinated by it, so I can't imagine what she'll think when I go on ice lol

Haha aw.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


https://twitter.com/llysowski/status/1636789619986423810?s=46&t=ZmcWuigp8va-srUE4rOQ8Q

It would be really stupid for the Sabres to suddenly throw Levi in the mix with only a few games left, so that’s probably what they will do. Hopefully they don’t somehow ruin his career immediately!

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

https://twitter.com/llysowski/status/1636789619986423810?s=46&t=ZmcWuigp8va-srUE4rOQ8Q

It would be really stupid for the Sabres to suddenly throw Levi in the mix with only a few games left, so that’s probably what they will do. Hopefully they don’t somehow ruin his career immediately!

If he plays a game in the NHL this season it burns the first year of his contract. That's generally a promise made to high profile college players to get them to sign.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


ThinkTank posted:

If he plays a game in the NHL this season it burns the first year of his contract. That's generally a promise made to high profile college players to get them to sign.

Yeah, they are definitely going to start him a few games. Hopefully not against Boston on Sunday. They’re such a long shot at making the playoffs now, I guess they don’t really have anything to lose by letting him play. If he continues to play like he did in the NCAA he might be the spark they needed.

I just don’t want his hopes and dreams to be crushed by how terrible the Sabres’ defense is lol

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Please don't let her grow up a Flyers fan

Too late, mother fucker!!!!!

It is a curse that I will pass on (to annoy all the Bruins fans we're surrounded by)

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Good soup! posted:

Too late, mother fucker!!!!!

It is a curse that I will pass on (to annoy all the Bruins fans we're surrounded by)

Good Soup c. 2058 Why does my daughter never call me?

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Good soup! posted:

Too late, mother fucker!!!!!

It is a curse that I will pass on (to annoy all the Bruins fans we're surrounded by)

This is called Generational Trauma. End the cycle!

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Good soup! posted:

I'm happy the flyers game is at 5 tomorrow because that means my toddler can watch a little bit of it

I've got her chanting "hockey, hockey, hockey" over and over and it rules

A. This rules. Hell yeah.

B. Make sure she knows early on that Flyers are the example of a “bad” hockey team.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Good soup! posted:

way ahead of you, we've got sticks, a tiny goal, foam balls, the works

she has only seen me on roller skates for hockey so far, and she was absolutely fascinated by it, so I can't imagine what she'll think when I go on ice lol

This is awesome. Im just going to assume the orange Grand Caravan with a Gritty decal on the side I see driving down the 400 every now and then is you now.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Duckman2008 posted:

A. This rules. Hell yeah.

B. Make sure she knows early on that Flyers are the example of a “bad” hockey team.

Say "dogshit garbage" honey. say "dogshit garbage". come on, you can do it. "dogshit." "garbage"

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

ThinkTank posted:

Good Soup c. 2058 Why does my daughter never call me?

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

This is called Generational Trauma. End the cycle!

lmao

Duckman2008 posted:

A. This rules. Hell yeah.

B. Make sure she knows early on that Flyers are the example of a “bad” hockey team.

Oh yeah she is gonna be well versed in the many ways the Philadelphia Flyers have let me down

Furnaceface posted:

This is awesome. Im just going to assume the orange Grand Caravan with a Gritty decal on the side I see driving down the 400 every now and then is you now.

Grand Caravan????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEu1dFLwf3E

I got a sorry rear end ford focus I'm gonna swap for an SUV this year lol

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

ThinkTank posted:

Are you quoting Canucks fans from a year ago?

the difference being that any sense of hope for canucks last year was built on a foundation of lies

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




whatis posted:

the difference being that any sense of hope for canucks last year was built on a foundation of lies

I thought it was built on a foundation of Tyler Myers neck.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Furnaceface posted:

I thought it was built on a foundation of Tyler Myers neck.

Same thing

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/theathleticnhl/status/1636868038468444162?s=46&t=UiTVuiDvpkwYqlzJnMDbJA

quote:


Less than a minute into third period of the Caps’ 4-1 win over the visiting Winnipeg Jets on Dec. 23, Carlson was struck by a 90-mph slap shot off the stick of Jets defenseman Brenden Dillon, Carlson’s former teammate in Washington.

There was no time for Carlson to duck or dodge the puck.

The impact left him with a small skull fracture above his right ear and a severed temporal artery.

“It was bleeding so much,” he said. “The only way I could describe it is, just survival.”

a severed temporal artery :stare:

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


The Sabres beat the Maple Leafs on Monday and lost to the Flyers on Friday.

Who even is this team lol

Huggybear
Jun 17, 2005

I got the jimjams

ThinkTank posted:

Since signing his extension on January 26th, Andrei Kuzmenko has 13 goals in 19 games. My God am I glad the Canucks moved to lock him up fast/didn't trade him for a 2nd round pick.

wait are you being sarcastic? or is there actual ~*hope*~

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
To a Canucks fan that's not an 'or' question

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




I have now witnessed a goalie griddy.

https://twitter.com/WBSPenguins/status/1636910382424965120?t=dN2qhHwGTHIFT4yslyiPIQ&s=19

Koth
Jul 1, 2005

Yeah, I remember watching that live. It was scary how much blood came out right away.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIČRE IN ME

Zuccarello had to "re-learn how to speak" after getting hit in the head and a skull fracture from a slapshot

dunno how wishy washy that description is but he got hosed up real good.

e:
https://www.si.com/nhl/2016/04/22/mats-zuccarello-new-york-rangers-head-injury-unable-to-speak

ah, yeah he could not speak after it, drat.

quote:

When the first period of Game 5 was over, Vigneault rushed to the Rangers’ medical room to check on his winger. Zuccarello wanted to tell his coach that the puck had hit him on the left side of his helmet, above his temple, and that the right side of his body was beginning to go numb, from his toes to his face. He could form the words in his head, but that was all. “He was looking at me,” says Vigneault, “and I could tell he could understand what I was saying, but there was no feedback coming. He couldn’t talk.”

As Zuccarello sat upright and silent in an ambulance that raced from the Garden to a hospital on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, he felt scared. Scans revealed that he had suffered a fractured skull, a contusion and bleeding in his brain, which explained not just his aphasia but his right-sided weakness, as the left motor cortex is located near the language centers that Broca identified. As Zuccarello lay in a hospital bed, with machines chirping around him, he started to feel lonely, too. Hours before, he had been doing all he ever wanted to do. Now he was alone, unable to communicate not only with his teammates but also his worried mother and girlfriend back in Norway. While most expressive aphasia patients also lose the ability to write, and therefore text, Zuccarello did not. He had, however, forgotten his phone back at the Garden.

“All I was thinking was, Am I ever going to be O.K. again?” Zuccarello says. “Am I going to be able to talk? Am I going to be handicapped? A lot of thoughts go through your mind right there.”

Levitate fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Mar 18, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

A little late but how, uh, did Boston lose to Chicago 6-3?

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

A little late but how, uh, did Boston lose to Chicago 6-3?

Don’t bet on sports but never bet on NHL games

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




CBJSprague24 posted:

A little late but how, uh, did Boston lose to Chicago 6-3?

They had just secured their playoff spot the game before so I imagine they were 95% checked out.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Koopa Kid posted:

Don’t bet on sports but always bet the dog arooo!

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The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
https://twitter.com/br_openice/status/1636892424013324289?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Surely it’s because Blais plays with better linemates

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