[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

am i losing my mind, that song sucks

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:44

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# ? May 30, 2024 13:05

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

t-t-t-triple snipe

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:45

Too Many Birds: Jan 8, 2020

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

IT�S TIME!!! WE ARE A NATION IN STEEP DECLINE, BEING LED INTO WORLD WAR III BY A CROOKED POLITICIAN WHO DOESN�T EVEN KNOW HE�S ALIVE, BUT WHO IS SURROUNDED BY EVIL & SINISTER PEOPLE WHO, BASED ON THEIR ACTIONS ON DEFUNDING THE POLICE, DESTROYING OUR MILITARY, OPEN BORDERS, NO VOTER I.D., INFLATION, RAISING TAXES, & MUCH MORE, CAN ONLY HATE OUR NOW FAILING USA. WE JUST CAN�T ALLOW THIS ANYMORE. THEY�RE KILLING OUR NATION AS WE SIT BACK & WATCH. WE MUST SAVE AMERICA!PROTEST, PROTEST, PROTEST!!!

he seems upset

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:45

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/IUe3SCR.mp4

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:45

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

IT�S TIME!!! WE ARE A NATION IN STEEP DECLINE, BEING LED INTO WORLD WAR III BY A CROOKED POLITICIAN WHO DOESN�T EVEN KNOW HE�S ALIVE, BUT WHO IS SURROUNDED BY EVIL & SINISTER PEOPLE WHO, BASED ON THEIR ACTIONS ON DEFUNDING THE POLICE, DESTROYING OUR MILITARY, OPEN BORDERS, NO VOTER I.D., INFLATION, RAISING TAXES, & MUCH MORE, CAN ONLY HATE OUR NOW FAILING USA. WE JUST CAN�T ALLOW THIS ANYMORE. THEY�RE KILLING OUR NATION AS WE SIT BACK & WATCH. WE MUST SAVE AMERICA!PROTEST, PROTEST, PROTEST!!!

Okay the fact that he's calling for their murder in not at all subtle code makes me think it's real now

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:45

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1637129230617124865

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:45

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:46

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

lol when nothing happens

lmao if something does

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:46

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

AxGrap posted:

What is trump's reach on truth compared to Twitter lol, is he just truthing to himself and the jan6th prison choir?

dont' worry major news outlets are transcribing everything for him

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:46

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

DesertIslandHermit posted:

lol when nothing happens

lmao if something does

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:47

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Too Many Birds posted:

he seems upset

increasingly unhinged imo

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:47

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Well this should be an entertaining few days at any rate

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:47

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Shifty Nipples posted:

country is an embarrassment, i'm embarrassed to live in this country

collapse, my time to shine

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:47

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Okay the fact that he's calling for their murder in not at all subtle code makes me think it's real now

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:47

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

DesertIslandHermit posted:

lol when nothing happens

lmao if something does

Either way, we win! Isn't being a goon great?

I'm already cracking up at Trump saying Biden "DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE'S ALIVE".

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:47

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

i hope trump is arrested and it brings down the us govt

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:48

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

IT�S TIME!!! WE ARE A NATION IN STEEP DECLINE, BEING LED INTO WORLD WAR III BY A CROOKED POLITICIAN WHO DOESN�T EVEN KNOW HE�S ALIVE, BUT WHO IS SURROUNDED BY EVIL & SINISTER PEOPLE WHO, BASED ON THEIR ACTIONS ON DEFUNDING THE POLICE, DESTROYING OUR MILITARY, OPEN BORDERS, NO VOTER I.D., INFLATION, RAISING TAXES, & MUCH MORE, CAN ONLY HATE OUR NOW FAILING USA. WE JUST CAN�T ALLOW THIS ANYMORE. THEY�RE KILLING OUR NATION AS WE SIT BACK & WATCH. WE MUST SAVE AMERICA!PROTEST, PROTEST, PROTEST!!!

He's going to do it again, he's going to try to get some slobs to pretend they're patriots.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:48

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

i want chuds firebombing police stations in the florida panhandle

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:48

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1637129230617124865

jfc the last time I saw that meme was on fark 20 something years ago

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:48

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

I'm sure NY's finest will do their very best to protect the DAs

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:48

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1637129230617124865

Lol

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:49

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

petit choux posted:

He's going to do it again, he's going to try to get some slobs to pretend they're patriots.

i hope john schaffer of iced earth / the oathkeepers / federal witness plea bargain man writes another epic 15 minute metal song about it

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:50

Rip Testes: Jan 29, 2004; I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1637052371619708928

Can't let anyone else who hasn't already figured it out that the US is a banana republic.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:50

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Some chud dumbass will die in a cornfield trying to fight the feds while the news announces that Trump will not be indicted.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:51

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Too Many Birds posted:

he seems upset

https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1637079920298938368?cxt=HHwWgMC-5fHgibgtAAAA

The only thing that frightens him is jail time because he�s been able to somehow avoid it for so long

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:51

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

IT�S TIME!!! WE ARE A NATION IN STEEP DECLINE, BEING LED INTO WORLD WAR III BY A CROOKED POLITICIAN WHO DOESN�T EVEN KNOW HE�S ALIVE, BUT WHO IS SURROUNDED BY EVIL & SINISTER PEOPLE WHO, BASED ON THEIR ACTIONS ON DEFUNDING THE POLICE, DESTROYING OUR MILITARY, OPEN BORDERS, NO VOTER I.D., INFLATION, RAISING TAXES, & MUCH MORE, CAN ONLY HATE OUR NOW FAILING USA. WE JUST CAN�T ALLOW THIS ANYMORE. THEY�RE KILLING OUR NATION AS WE SIT BACK & WATCH. WE MUST SAVE AMERICA!PROTEST, PROTEST, PROTEST!!!

OK saddle up time! I'm going to make some signs and get in my truck and drive from my semi-rural suburban gated enclave into the nearby city which has been burned to the ground by antifa and we're going to protest protest protest

also bringing the guns, or "my babies" as I call them

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:51

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

lmao wonder if the chuds will refuse to protest because of Jan 6 or if they�ll protest anyway and it�ll be handled with the gentlest policing ever

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:52

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Koirhor posted:

ok Sasha been playing more bloodbourne but Adriana started playing Witcher III, difficult entertainment decisions today

Is Adriana another movie star?

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:52

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Red Baron posted:

lmao wonder if the chuds will refuse to protest because of Jan 6 or if they�ll protest anyway and it�ll be handled with the gentlest policing ever

Putting my chips on a series of mini-Waco style standoffs over the weekend and after

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:52

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Jan 6 2, this time it�s personal

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:52

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Red Baron posted:

lmao wonder if the chuds will refuse to protest because of Jan 6 or if they�ll protest anyway and it�ll be handled with the gentlest policing ever

This time, we will get a taserballs

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:53

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

Don't defund the police - just defund DoJ and FBI and IRS

We know a crime when we see one, just give the money to the police instead

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:53

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Red Baron posted:

lmao wonder if the chuds will refuse to protest because of Jan 6 or if they’ll protest anyway and it’ll be handled with the gentlest policing ever

theyre going to burn down public schools for teaching the crt that leaf us up to this point

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:53

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/ICanSeeForever1/status/1637078285543788546

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:53

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

"it's time" "take back our nation"

He really is scared I think

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:54

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

I don�t realistically see any of his cult protesting, they learned the cops aren�t on their side (mostly) when the poo poo hits the fan

Maybe a few will eat bullets but most are too afraid now

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:55

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Lmao
https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1637091582099726338
No no you see American infrastructure being poo poo and Ohio getting a massive toxic plume forcing excavation is Russia's fault!

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:55