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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

#BuildTheConcentrationCamps but also #NIMBY

https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1637176486632345605

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Bobby Deluxe posted:

Blu Ray was weird because it kind of appeared, then never really took off, and then the average person just moved straight on to streaming video.

I used to collect physical copies of movies and I went back to DVD because I like lending people films they might not have seen* and literally nobody I know has a bluray player.

* and then complaining that it was a limited edition release when I don't get it back

The minidisc of video formats

(RIP minidisc, too pure for this world)

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1637112105022246912?t=msSAsjE4km3RohA89kX65Q&s=19

"A private developer, Hassan Hassan, a British national who owns property company ADHI ltd, has won the contract to build the houses in partnership with the Rwandan Government."

"He said a quarter had already been sold off to private buyers but he was in discussions with the Rwanda Government about “holding back” a portion for migrants, if and when the deportation scheme became operational. "

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

So I guess foreign kill squad agents will now be buying safe houses in the enclave? I googled the development, and it's very out of the way and very cheaply made, and marketed as the cheapest housing in Kigali, so it won't cost them much.

e: I'm half joking and half serious.

This is the car journey from the posh part of the development to the centre of Kigali

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLino5dtwCk

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Mar 18, 2023

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

The Young Ones got a Blu-ray release remastered with a 1080p picture recently and while it's still a little grainy in places it's night and day from the old fuzzy dvds or even vhs you might have watched before.

does it have all the original music cause it's a deal-breaker if not

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Lungboy posted:

"A private developer, Hassan Hassan, a British national who owns property company ADHI ltd, has won the contract to build the houses in partnership with the Rwandan Government."

"He said a quarter had already been sold off to private buyers but he was in discussions with the Rwanda Government about “holding back” a portion for migrants, if and when the deportation scheme became operational. "

Money well spent LMBO.

The only way it would be better is if it counted as "international aid" (and I'm not entirely sure it doesn't).

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

sebzilla posted:

The minidisc of video formats

(RIP minidisc, too pure for this world)
I still have a few zip discs with stuff on from when I was at uni. Can I find a drive anywhere?

Albinator
Mar 31, 2010

Those things were unreliable af when they were new, I am not hopeful of their readability twenty years on. Bonus points if you find one that hooks up to a parallel port (and a computer that has a parallel port).

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I still have a few zip discs with stuff on from when I was at uni. Can I find a drive anywhere?

Agh - I threw two zip drives out last year! I had wodges of 100MB & 250MB disks from 20 years ago to back up my PhD work. (More than 20 years, I graduated to CDRW after a couple of years when I finally got a computer with a 3GB hard drive - on 2 partitions!!!! and a CDRW drive).

^^^ one of mine was USB not parallel port IIRC.


Btw you can find them on ebay if you really want one.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Mar 19, 2023

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I did find one that supposedly came with a raspberry pi that converted it to USB, but it was about £300 and on eBay, so no guarantee it would actually work.

I've tried to find hire places but it's just not something I can waste money on if they've disintegrated in the intervening 20 odd years.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I did find one that supposedly came with a raspberry pi that converted it to USB, but it was about £300 and on eBay, so no guarantee it would actually work.

I've tried to find hire places but it's just not something I can waste money on if they've disintegrated in the intervening 20 odd years.

I just saw some on Ebay for about £15! & sure a parallel port/USB adapter could be bought for under £10.

Depends how keen you are to get your stuff.

I bet someone on here has got one lurking around.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I still have a few zip discs with stuff on from when I was at uni. Can I find a drive anywhere?

i have one somewhere

I'll lease it to you at 0.01bitcoin a MB recovered.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/camillahmturner/status/1637169462636863488

:allears:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
So much for us all living on British turnips:

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/mar/18/therese-coffeys-eat-turnips-message-leaves-bitter-taste-after-uks-biggest-grower-gives-up

quote:


Thérèse Coffey’s ‘eat turnips’ message leaves bitter taste after UK’s biggest grower gives up
Environment secretary’s response to salad shortages suggests she was unaware vegetable farmer – in her constituency – was forced to quit due to costs

It wasn’t a cunning plan, but Thérèse Coffey sparked more interest in turnips than anyone since Blackadder when she suggested that people might eat them instead of tomatoes.

The environment secretary’s response to salad shortages attracted more ridicule than Baldrick – even from Vladimir Putin, who suggested last week that sanctions against Russia had backfired on the west. Turnips are good but they’ll probably have to get them from us, he said.

Putin’s remarks had a thin veneer of truth. Although Coffey said people should “cherish” specialist British produce, she seemed unaware that Britain’s biggest turnip grower was in her constituency – and had stopped growing them months earlier.

...

He said there were “two or three” other growers who served independent retailers and restaurants. “Most of our turnips now come from either these two or three growers or France. We import probably 70 or 80% of our product from France, and more and more from Spain and Portugal.”


etc

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
We import four fifths of our neeps.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


Lungboy posted:

https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1637112105022246912?t=msSAsjE4km3RohA89kX65Q&s=19

"A private developer, Hassan Hassan, a British national who owns property company ADHI ltd, has won the contract to build the houses in partnership with the Rwandan Government."

"He said a quarter had already been sold off to private buyers but he was in discussions with the Rwanda Government about “holding back” a portion for migrants, if and when the deportation scheme became operational. "

So wait... The entire Rwanda thing was just about making a property developer rich?

That's levels within levels of grift. drat.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Mebh posted:

So wait... The entire Rwanda thing was just about making a property developer rich?

That's levels within levels of grift. drat.

Oh no, it's just about that; It's a pleasant benefit but the main goal is still being horrifically cruel towards the most vulnerable

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Looking forward to my normally silent phone scaring the everloving poo poo out of me next week:

https://twitter.com/PA/status/1637251599587221504?t=OJ5KMf7OnQBpaeVurU2QCg&s=19

Mourning Due
Oct 11, 2004

*~ missin u ~*
:canada:

Guavanaut posted:

We import four fifths of our neeps.

That. Is. A. Disgrace.

😆😆😆 Can't believe that Muppet was prime minister. Her and Kwarteng would be imprisoned in a sensible country.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Looking forward to my normally silent phone scaring the everloving poo poo out of me next week:

https://twitter.com/PA/status/1637251599587221504?t=OJ5KMf7OnQBpaeVurU2QCg&s=19

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I'll only pay attention if this country is about to sink into the ocean or be nuked just so I can get my celebratory affairs in order.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Guavanaut posted:

We import four fifths of our neeps.

Not in Employment, Education or Parliament

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Mebh posted:

So wait... The entire Rwanda thing was just about making a property developer rich?

That's levels within levels of grift. drat.

Whenever the tory party does anything the first question to ask is "okay how does this shovel public money into a billionaires bank account".

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Ah thank gently caress you can disable this in iOS as well (bottom of Settings > Notifications)

I can’t really think of any event they warrants a central, government-issued alert that blasts pasts my silent / sleep settings, and I wouldn’t trust them to not misuse it in any case.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Emergency alert: small boats have been sighted in your area, keep calm and vote conservative next election.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

quote:

Tests of the service have already taken place in East Suffolk and Reading.
Alert! There is a high probability you are living in Reading! Take action immediately!

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



I’m in France so thought I’d see if there’s a French version:



I’d never seen alerts before, but then I never really scroll to the end of Notifications.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

lol getting a government–mandated exercise alert on your pocket telescreen is some proper “building the torment nexus” poo poo

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
ALERT ALERT CORBYN SPOTTED IN SOME AREA ALERT ALERT
poo poo PANTS

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
ACHTUNG THE BOATS ARE COMING!

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


I was on holiday in Düsseldorf in Germany last week with my sister. On the day we got there, after not having slept much (driving to airport, short early morning flight, getting situated at the hotel), I was standing in front of a beautiful old church when I heard the warning tone come from my phone, as well as the phones of other people in the square. I look at my phone and see EMERGENCY ALERT followed by a German warning that I am not quite advanced enough to translate. My sister is asking me where we should go next while I'm frantically trying to translate this message, when the city warning siren starts going off. At this point I'm convinced that we're about to be consumed in fire from the skies and my brain shuts down completely. A minute later the alert message service must have realised I was on an English phone and sent the translated emergency alert, that said it was a test and there was no danger. :suicide:

If I'd been in less of a panic I would have recognised the "kein gefähr" in the message, which I know means "no danger", and I would have seen the people around me calmly going about their day while the sirens sounded. But unfortunately I have watched Threads at least once in my life and so my brain is now completely ruined.

Don't think I want emergency alerts on my phone in the UK, thanks, I want to be oblivious when it happens!

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
From The Big Game yesterday:

https://twitter.com/irishunity/status/1637225722350534660?s=46&t=X6IvAh6HCRlZGIvuMzhhQw

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Having watched Threads for the first time recently, the only use I’ll have for a nuclear attack alarm on my phone is if it’ll allow me to run headfirst into wherever it’s about to go off

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It makes sense if you live somewhere that has tornadoes or earthquakes but I can't really think of anything in the UK that would merit an emergency alert, all our world ending issues are quite visible it's just nobody does anything about them.

Also I get the air raid siren every week from wilton so I think I am pretty much deaf to them.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




OwlFancier posted:

It makes sense if you live somewhere that has tornadoes or earthquakes but I can't really think of anything in the UK that would merit an emergency alert, all our world ending issues are quite visible it's just nobody does anything about them.

Also I get the air raid siren every week from wilton so I think I am pretty much deaf to them.

What if they launch a nuke to land at the same time there's a siren test going on?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I'm not convinced there's a country in the world competent enough to pull that off, tbh.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Brendan Rodgers posted:

What if they launch a nuke to land at the same time there's a siren test going on?

Then it's teesside and so the quality of life would probably go up.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




OwlFancier posted:

Then it's teesside and so the quality of life would probably go up.

Might increase your property prices though, increasing the cost of living.

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Mebh
May 10, 2010


Emergency alert: the bins will not be collected.

Or going by local facebook

Emergency alert: A youth in a hoodie was spotted nearby.

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