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can't wait until twitter starts getting thousands of chargebacks from bot accounts using stolen credit cards edit: "credit card processing is now a twitter blue feature"
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QuarkJets posted:Russia is trying to say that helping Ukraine is detrimental to a train derailment in Ohio Is it derailing in slow motion so we can still stop it if we concentrate all our resources on it?
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Yeah, the dreaded algorithm has clearly been instructed to maximize engagement and gives recommendations based on what gets users to spend the most time on the platform. A normal consumer listens to podcasts based on their own schedule, like before bed or while doing menial tasks, and is unlikely to spend more time on the platform than that. The kind of person who is into fascist poo poo like Rogan or Peterson is absolutely depraved and will listen to/watch every single episode, maybe even multiple times. Yeah I've figured for a while it just recommends whatever has the highest yield for commonly used metrics in general and all the stuff about it learning or tailoring to your taste is only kind of a half truth. It'll note categories and recommend you whatever is the most watched poo poo in that category that works for most people. Therefore listening to a podcast means Joe Rogan coming right up next or a video after.
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Mar 18, 2023 23:59
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QuarkJets posted:Russia is trying to say that helping Ukraine is detrimental to a train derailment in Ohio I didn't know Russia cared that much about Palestine
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Mar 19, 2023 00:00
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Not enough people are reading Nazi tweets https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637204069226881024
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Mar 19, 2023 00:05
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I would simply parse every tweet to actually determine what it's about, the view the tweeter is taking, and then search an index of all possible things to have opinions of
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Mar 19, 2023 00:10
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Piell posted:Not enough people are reading Nazi tweets go on then, pussy. Do it
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Mar 19, 2023 00:11
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Don't rush him, he's still in the process of stepping down as CEO of Twitter. These things take time.
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Mar 19, 2023 00:14
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big black turnout posted:I would simply parse every tweet to actually determine what it's about, the view the tweeter is taking, and then search an index of all possible things to have opinions of MuskAI can do this p. easy as long as parody accounts are clearly labeled parody!
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Mar 19, 2023 00:17
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i was going to say i think taylor swift is too old for elon, but shes apparently 2 years younger than grimes. (35 vs 33)
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Mar 19, 2023 00:18
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kazil posted:MuskAI can do this p. easy as long as parody accounts are clearly labeled parody! so real journalistic entities like, The Onion and Clickhole will still be allowed?
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Mar 19, 2023 00:20
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I need to see both sides of the "spend less on candles" argument
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Mar 19, 2023 00:23
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Decrepus posted:I need to see both sides of the "spend less on candles" argument its don't spend so much on candles, and No
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Mar 19, 2023 00:27
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Piell posted:Not enough people are reading Nazi tweets
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Mar 19, 2023 00:38
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Steadiman posted:Just invent an AI that can interpret intent, context, and meaning from a poorly spelled short message and then have it trawl the the database interpreting every other tweet for something it defines as opposite to it. Piece of cake, sounds like a super simple problem to solve! I’m sure he’s got whole departments of coders standing by to quickly roll this out between all the other features he’s actually promised. He could open source it he made a car that can run over kids, shouldn't be that hard
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Mar 19, 2023 00:39
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Sankis posted:can't wait until twitter starts getting thousands of chargebacks from bot accounts using stolen credit cards lol if Musk speeds up birdsites death by getting blacklisted from the big 2(lol no one cares about Discover or Amex) since he's trying to launder putin bucks 8$ at a time.
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Mar 19, 2023 00:53
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goatface posted:Post username etc.
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Piell posted:Not enough people are reading Nazi tweets Lmao imagine trying to implement this
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Infinitum posted:This is always always ALWAYS going to be the funniest thing about this. It's so easy to underestimate how much money he has blown on this. Even just in the wheelhouse of his other businesses, for this money he could have built a space station or installed millions of Tesla chargers around the world, Hell, there's the talk of Musktown. If you assume total average costs of just under half a million dollars per residence, 44 billion could build a loving city suitable for hundreds of thousands of residents.
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Frank Frank posted:Lmao imagine trying to implement this he personally made a self-driving car and a spaceship, I think he can handle social media
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Steadiman posted:Just invent an AI that can interpret intent, context, and meaning from a poorly spelled short message and then have it trawl the the database interpreting every other tweet for something it defines as opposite to it. Piece of cake, sounds like a super simple problem to solve! I’m sure he’s got whole departments of coders standing by to quickly roll this out between all the other features he’s actually promised. He could open source it You just need to be ready that the opposite of "get vaccinated" is going to possibly be "spread your butthole like goatse" because opposites of things can mean real interesting mappings with the sort of matrices these things deal with. Which is a result I for one can live with.
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Mar 19, 2023 02:11
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Senor Tron posted:It's so easy to underestimate how much money he has blown on this. A billion dollars in a standard savings account produces 50 million dollars a year. I think about that a lot.
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Mar 19, 2023 02:28
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sebmojo posted:A billion dollars in a standard savings account produces 50 million dollars a year. I think about that a lot. fdic only insures 100,000.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:fdic only insures 100,000. That's why you open accounts in 10,000 different banks. Thank god for online banking!
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Mar 19, 2023 02:33
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Senor Tron posted:It's so easy to underestimate how much money he has blown on this. He could have built a small town on Mars, partly made of the free rocks there. No expensive maintenance or upkeep necessary, since the residents who move there (at their own expense) would be "fully self-sustaining" (or die and deserve it for being so lazy).
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Mar 19, 2023 02:44
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Senor Tron posted:It's so easy to underestimate how much money he has blown on this. You're absolutely correct. The opportunity cost to mankind is huge - so much better could have been done with this money. The list of potential projects is endless. However, it's also important to note that Musk is so unfathomably rich that this has absolutely no impact on his lifestyle, personally. Society bears a large opportunity cost. He bears no meaningful personal cost. This gigantic discrepancy should be cause for massive public outrage and policy change. I know it won't be, but that's what I think about.
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Mar 19, 2023 02:59
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Chimp_On_Stilts posted:You're absolutely correct. The opportunity cost to mankind is huge - so much better could have been done with this money. The list of potential projects is endless. absolutely right. $44 billion means nothing to him. It's like spending 50 cents on the parking meter. Weather it makes money or fails means nothing to him. Capitalism has failed him. He cannot be happy.
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Mar 19, 2023 03:03
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:fdic only insures 100,000. $250,000. I know we're all olds here who don't keep up with stuff but it hasn't been $100,000 for a long time.
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...! posted:$250,000. I know we're all olds here who don't keep up with stuff but it hasn't been $100,000 for a long time. your most likely right and my broke rear end brain just remembers poo poo from 1989 Edit: or from movies I saw
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:your most likely right and my broke rear end brain just remembers poo poo from 1989 It was a plot point in the recent "silicon valley bank" story line
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Mar 19, 2023 03:30
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i think the billions of dollars mean a bit for the people he took loans from but i am not an accountant
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Mar 19, 2023 03:32
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sebmojo posted:It was a plot point in the recent "silicon valley bank" story line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27YiPRiewg
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I am not sure Elon Musk understood Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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Mar 19, 2023 03:59
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I am not sure Elon Musk understood Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery I’m not sure I can pin down his politics. A mystery wrapped in an enigma.
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Almost Smart posted:I’m not sure I can pin down his politics. A mystery wrapped in an enigma. He's South African from the 80's. Pretty sure we can pin down his politics
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i think the billions of dollars mean a bit for the people he took loans from but i am not an accountant I think it's more likely they have a deep fear of money, and tossing it musks way was the quick way they could think to remove such fearful thing from being around them. I hope they get over their fears one day. 
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Hahaha, well here's another new bullshit metric. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637235385070678017?cxt=HHwWgsCzzZC60LgtAAAA
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