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Getting dunked on by Keith Olbermann is just shameful. Good lord.
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Congrats on 8 billion loser minutes personally spent on Twitter Elon. Here's to 8 billion more.
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Mar 19, 2023 05:01
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Compared to Elon musk we are all super geniuses! Let that sink in
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Mar 19, 2023 05:05
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hahaha, well here's another new bullshit metric. Congrats! Now do TikTok
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hahaha, well here's another new bullshit metric. Every Tesla now automatically connects it's users to Twitter to get the metric up.
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Mar 19, 2023 05:07
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he does customer relations, human relations and also advertising. what a good ceo
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Mar 19, 2023 05:16
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The Saddest Rhino posted:human relations I don't know that knocking up egg donors counts as a "human relation"
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Mar 19, 2023 05:18
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The Saddest Rhino posted:he does customer relations, human relations and also advertising. what a good ceo the richest person in the world must also be the most personable, and smartest. Why else would he have the most money?
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Mar 19, 2023 05:19
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What the hell is 8 billion user minutes
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the richest person in the world must also be the most personable, and smartest. Why else would he have the most money? No man in history has ever pulled on his bootstraps with more vigor & ferocity & can-do-itedness.
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Mar 19, 2023 05:29
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Seth Pecksniff posted:What the hell is 8 billion user minutes $44 billion 
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Mar 19, 2023 05:32
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5.5 million When a forum page with a bunch of embeds sits idle while you're off doing whatever, you probably count as 40 user minutes per minute
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Mar 19, 2023 05:35
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Seth Pecksniff posted:What the hell is 8 billion user minutes way more than this site gets
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Mar 19, 2023 05:36
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Hahaha, well here's another new bullshit metric. Translation: One of the poor schmucks who still work at Twitter managed to find a number related to Twitter that somehow trends upward, unlike all those numbers for things like profits and such. And since number go up = good, Elon decided to share this exciting news with us. You can practically tell that this is just a random number someone found on some computer that no one cared about before since most humans probably begin thinking in hours rather than minutes a bit before they get to 8 billion of them.
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Mar 19, 2023 05:42
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:way more than this site gets One minute of poo poo-posting on SA is worth more than a lifetime spent loving around on Twitter Oh this is a good opportunity to remember you idiots to disable your twitter accounts if you haven't already
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Mar 19, 2023 05:51
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QuarkJets posted:One minute of poo poo-posting on SA is worth more than a lifetime spent loving around on Twitter I'm not allowed to use mine because I changed my name to Elon Musk
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8 billion user minutes huh? That's what, if twitter has 200 million active users, about an hour per day per user? Like in a vacuum I can see that as wow! but like if you think about how bot users in play in and how some people may leave a tab open skewing the numbers, its such a pointless metric. Like saying the average person has 1.8 arms.
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Mar 19, 2023 07:09
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Seth Pecksniff posted:What the hell is 8 billion user minutes Fifty bucks, same as in town.
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Mar 19, 2023 07:10
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7.9 billion of those minutes are just Elon alone
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...! posted:7.9 billion of those minutes are just Elon alone Just refreshing Grimes' twitter the whole time
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The user minutes figure is useless without comparison I remember working retail once and our head honcho put up this big sign (litteraly 8-10 Meyers wide) "300 million lost to shrinkage" Like ok Is that a big number? How much profit did the store make? Is that for the chain or this store? It's just "wow big number"
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Jestery posted:The user minutes figure is useless without comparison Just a metric for how many men overreacted to swimming in cold water
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Mar 19, 2023 07:57
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I'm not allowed to use mine because I changed my name to Elon Musk That's like a djinn curse, you're going to keep getting pudgier and pastier until your skin is reflecting so much sun that it blinds passerbys and then you'll start stalking Grimes
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Mar 19, 2023 08:05
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Jestery posted:The user minutes figure is useless without comparison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc "It's one louder."
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TotalLossBrain posted:What a loving moron Evergreen post right here.
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637331821439463425 Someone should probably do a welfare check on Elon.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637331821439463425 Completed. Still alive, still pug ugly
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Neddy Seagoon posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637331821439463425 Please succumb to it, Musk.
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TVs Ian posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1636888156435009536?s=46&t=S9feR2nts5hrdwWwUu-bwA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar9insoXJo
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I literally had dreams about this Punching Eli in the face was immensely satisfying. Unfortunately to do the same in real life I have to work my way through seven barrel chested security guards. Got to go level up in the swamps before I can do that. Kill a bunch of man eating flowers and poo poo.
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From the Schad thread
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637401642323660800 I kind of get it when he replies to and amplifies weird shitheads with a sizable presence like Ian Miles Cheong or Caturd or whoever, I even get it when he replies to randos who are licking his boots....but like, were you purposely looking for people who are as mad about LED lights as this guy? Why? IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Mar 19, 2023 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:I literally had dreams about this Punching Eli in the face was immensely satisfying. Unfortunately to do the same in real life I have to work my way through seven barrel chested security guards. Got to go level up in the swamps before I can do that. Kill a bunch of man eating flowers and poo poo. They'd let you through if you asked nicely Imagine guarding that whiny nerd all day while he tries to show you memes, knowing he does not remember your name
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637401642323660800 Also, if you're not looking at the bulb, there are LEDs that produce the same color temperatures as incandescents... You could not tell the difference with a lampshade on.
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King Carnivore posted:Also, if you're not looking at the bulb, there are LEDs that produce the same color temperatures as incandescents... You could not tell the difference with a lampshade on. But they're not HEALTHY! LEDs aggravate my Havana Syndrome, but incandescents do wonders for my Morgellons.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637331821439463425 He’s been suckin back those blue dabs. 
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TVs Ian posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1636888156435009536?s=46&t=S9feR2nts5hrdwWwUu-bwA Seriously though i didn't click through at first but good god seeing that nerd flirting 
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Elon musk in his tinny science headphones jammin to Eiffel 69 “I’m blue dabba dabba doo, yabba dabba dabba doo doo” 
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Can i just say i feel really bad for all the people that work on Twitter that can't stand Elon Musk. Like imagine that guy is technically paying your bills. And he could buy any company he wants it seems. You could be next!
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637401642323660800 Holy poo poo are they seriously trying to do 2010 era culture war poo poo over light bulbs? That's been done in the EU back then and we're fine somehow. Also if Biden mandated heat pumps, they'd be whining about their natural-heat oil/gas heaters and how it raises costs for the poor chuds.
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