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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



this was national news at the time and if you did the same thing today nobody would give a gently caress, itd run out of batteries and get cobwebs all over it

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Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:

2DCAT posted:

Me at an airport: "someone just plugged all of this weird looking poo poo into the wall and just walked away."
Security: "guess it could be anything... Maybe a headphone?" *proceeds to just walk away*

If I get blown up at an airport because of this poo poo I'm gonna be pissed

Update a guard that you saw a dude, looked middle eastern with a beard, plug that poo poo into the wall and walked away.

The change in reaction may(not) surprise you

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Isizzlehorn posted:

Update a guard that you saw a dude, looked middle eastern with a beard, plug that poo poo into the wall and walked away.

The change in reaction may(not) surprise you

also he had a blm shirt on, possibly antifa

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Buddykins posted:

always lol that think believe Soros is some kind of leftist evil boogeyman

They've got somebody to appeal to every kind of nut, and they are all loosely agreed to never disagree with anybody else in the tent. It's a magnificent thing, seeing New Earth Creationists getting along with Nazis finally.

Not many people believe all the bullshit, they just cite it as authority as needed.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Beeftweeter posted:

take a pic of it

I just got on my plane... This is Houstons problem now

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

2DCAT posted:

I just on my plane... This is Houstons problem now

If someone took the houston airport out it would a net positive on the world

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

2DCAT posted:

I just got on my plane... This is Houstons problem now

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

2DCAT posted:

I just got on my plane... This is Houstons problem now

on your way to the trump protest?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



That things gonna create so many organ donors

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hearing reports of an explosion at the Houston Airport. it's all over truth social, where Patriots play.

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Houston makes o'hare look like a well oiled machine

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

That things gonna create so many organ donors

I bet it's heavy as hell.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

goth smoking cloves posted:

If someone took the houston airport out it would a net positive on the world

Which one

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

That things gonna create so many organ donors

the only people who can afford it are mid-life crisis dentists, so you're probably right

showing up to the dmv for the riding test on your 45k, 200hp superbike you can barely touch the ground on that weighs so much if you let it lean over 15 degrees you physically can't stop it from dropping

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


2DCAT posted:

I just got on my plane... This is Houstons problem now

Houston, you have a problem

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Red Baron posted:

CSPAM has a huge boner for hating on Carter because of his presidency and ignores what he did afterwards which has as far as I can tell been more directly impactful to the lives of people than any other president in living memory.

plus look how smol and cute he got! just a lil 1/10 scale replica of a person. adorable.

Jimmy Carter posted here as permabanned user Larry Parrish

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
The two truths he posted were how small he was and that he would brutally and insanely gently caress jeff's rear end. the rest was all lies

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

f u c k a n d d e s t r o y

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

CaptainBeefart posted:

Houston, you have a problem

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

2DCAT posted:

I just got on my plane... This is Houstons problem now

I've never been, but a friend of mine said Houston was the first city he visited that he never wanted to go back to, so congrats on the escape and have a safe flight. :cheers:

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Greg Legg posted:

I've never been, but a friend of mine said Houston was the first city he visited that he never wanted to go back to, so congrats on the escape and have a safe flight. :cheers:

I grew up in Houston and I agree with this.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

"Seven days"

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

lmao

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Consummate Professional posted:

if he would win even more then wouldn’t being arrested be good

yes?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

could be a bomb

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/McBrideLawNYC/status/1637183102614118408

Jesus died so Trump could pay stoemy $130k to keep quiet about their affair


Jesus died so Marge could have multiple affairs with dudes at her CrossFit gym and tell everyone how Christian she is on Twitter


Very christ like and biblical!

jesus: and i thought he smelled bad on the outside!

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Greg Legg posted:

I've never been, but a friend of mine said Houston was the first city he visited that he never wanted to go back to, so congrats on the escape and have a safe flight. :cheers:

too drat hot, too drat humid, everybody drives like they don't want to live

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
please ban tiktok this week

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
https://twitter.com/ejgoulet/status/1637229607517601794?s=12

hmmmm

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



More like Eric Gout

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Greg Legg posted:

I've never been, but a friend of mine said Houston was the first city he visited that he never wanted to go back to, so congrats on the escape and have a safe flight. :cheers:

It's often used as the default example of terrible American car centric urban design

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Attorney Alan Dershowitz predicted former President Donald Trump would be indicted and convicted over hush money payments to porn star Stormy Daniels.

Dershowitz made the claim after Trump revealed on Saturday that he believed he would be arrested on Tuesday.

"He will be indicted," Dershowitz told Newsmax on Sunday. "In New York, you can indict a ham sandwich. In New York City, you can convict a ham sandwich because the jury pool is so unfair."

"Even if he's convicted, he can run for president," he insisted, pointing out that Trump meets the Constitutional requirements for office.

"He can run for president from prison; he can even serve as president from prison," the attorney said.

He's lost the Dersh

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ysyEXHUpmU

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Bethamphetamine posted:

He's lost the Dersh

What's more American than being president while in our prison system?

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

CaptainBeefart posted:

What's more American than being president while in our prison system?

given our enormous population of incarcerated people it was bound to happen sooner or later

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
trump serves from prison calling it the high security white house

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I wonder how many secret service agents you get to take with you in prison

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

When Alvin Bragg first attained office, he made it very clear that, like many other prosecutors, there was no case against Donald J. Trump. Then the Biden Administration, the Democrats, and the Fake News Media began pushing him, and pushing him hard, and low and behold he said that there might just be a case after all. I knew what that meant — He was being pushed to do something that shouldn’t be done. He wasn’t willing to stand up to Soros and the Marxists that are destroying our Country!

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