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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


With the weather I'm drinking imperial stouts the rest of the day. Just two.

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Plinkey posted:

mod edit: gross

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

what is this stupid rear end probation

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this was that "god guns babies" lady from last year's many failed religious-right political campaigns


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/prod_w_attitude/status/1637272594557677568

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
has donald trump been arrested, badly, yet?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

the milk machine posted:

what is this stupid rear end probation

leave the Comedy Probations to the Experts, please

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


tacodaemon posted:

I frequently see transphobes saying that trans women are so attention-getting and hideous that we must draw stares of disgust every time we walk down the street, so last night around 12:15 am I shot a few mins of video walking through my neighborhood baked out of my gourd holding my phone down by my waist so you can see just how much attention the dozens of people I pass by are paying to me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZR5xxlPFYM

I wish I lived in a busier city like this. Thank you for sharing.

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

I frequently see transphobes saying that trans women are so attention-getting and hideous that we must draw stares of disgust every time we walk down the street, so last night around 12:15 am I shot a few mins of video walking through my neighborhood baked out of my gourd holding my phone down by my waist so you can see just how much attention the dozens of people I pass by are paying to me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZR5xxlPFYM

I miss living in the city sometimes.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1539699749913300992

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol that's a wonderful Zuck description

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


tacodaemon posted:

this was that "god guns babies" lady from last year's many failed religious-right political campaigns




this one speaks to me. i get jealous enraged and deranged all the time

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Imposter_Edits/status/1637143122743271427

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



CaptainBeefart posted:

I wish I lived in a busier city like this. Thank you for sharing.

Greg Legg posted:

I miss living in the city sometimes.

who's your favorite character in the video?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


tacodaemon posted:

who's your favorite character in the video?

The kid doing karaoke around 1:45 when you went right at the intersection.

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

I don’t blame you but it is a terrible feeling learning I missed out on something great

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I thought I heard you breathing but I think it was traffic and bus hydraulics... Haha

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Donalds love crimes

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I got 6 pairs of Hurley brand mid-rift socks for $7 today. TJ Maxxinista signing off.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

the milk machine posted:

what is this stupid rear end probation

that mod sucks

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDog/status/1637513947573018624

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



CaptainBeefart posted:

I thought I heard you breathing but I think it was traffic and bus hydraulics... Haha

at one point there's the faint fart pipe sound from somebody riding a moped a block away and I was afraid of having that attributed to me

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

DryGoods posted:

leave the Comedy Probations to the Experts, please

can't wait for one to show up!!!!!!!!!!!

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
me learning I missed out on strawberry cheesecake oreos:

https://i.imgur.com/FeGQ8aQ.gifv

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/mkraju/status/1637442191684411394?cxt=HHwWhICx-e2_rrktAAAA

Can someone please just ask him as a follow up, “but he tried to murder you?”

hahahahahahahahahahang mike pence, they said

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
tumptumptumptump

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


tacodaemon posted:

at one point there's the faint fart pipe sound from somebody riding a moped a block away and I was afraid of having that attributed to me

Oh, now that you mention it...

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Braces? More likes makes themselves open and ready 🫡🤪😩

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Bilirubin posted:

Donalds love crimes

who among us hasn't sold their debit card and PIN number when they need to cop a few eightballs in a hurry

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:

mexi posted:

me learning I missed out on strawberry cheesecake oreos:

https://i.imgur.com/FeGQ8aQ.gifv

Buy 'em off eBay, 2018 is rookie numbers. They're still good!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ArtButSports/status/1637455406258880515

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Love Chihuly.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

who's your favorite character in the video?

CaptainBeefart posted:

The kid doing karaoke around 1:45 when you went right at the intersection.

Hahaha yeah it's this!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

who will volunteer to take trumps place in jail ??

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Bilirubin posted:

I am rooting for the most hilarious result possible, which would probably be Trump running from arrest across one of his golf courses and falling into a water hazard and drowning.

That's probably a mulligan boss

im picturing the feds chasing him around his tacky palace like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZsajEGqJg

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Lmao... Lol

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