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Mar 19, 2023 19:58
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response form the normies in my life: 1. Credit Suisse? 2. UBS? 3. Is that bad? 
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Mar 19, 2023 19:58
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coelomate posted:response form the normies in my life: its great! buy beans
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Mar 19, 2023 19:59
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I still can't get over Adam Tooze's comments on CS days before Saudi Arabia's and Quatar's $3 Billion investment in October 2022 https://twitter.com/dannybuerkli/status/1637497885028745218
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Mar 19, 2023 20:04
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PoundSand posted:Remote work caused the bank to have an upside down portfolio that was insolvent? nobody wants to deposit anymore
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Mar 19, 2023 20:07
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webcams for christ posted:I still can't get over Adam Tooze's comments on CS days before Saudi Arabia's and Quatar's $3 Billion investment in October 2022 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L8kYsXg5jQ
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Mar 19, 2023 20:10
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CNN top of the hour on Trump tweeting about bla bla bla. Instead of, you know, one of the 30 “Global Systemically Important Financial Institution” failing e: ah, there it is. 30 second segment at x:10 before the commercial and a pivot to Ukraine.
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Mar 19, 2023 20:10
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https://twitter.com/lisaabramowicz1/status/1637530212039532544
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Mar 19, 2023 20:15
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Wtf bonds can just disappear?
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Mar 19, 2023 20:16
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lol the guys betting on the bonds got owned bigtime
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Mar 19, 2023 20:17
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hell yeah they can and it rules
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Mar 19, 2023 20:17
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Nothus posted:lol the guys betting on the bonds got owned bigtime Not if someone like Elliott Management buys up the bonds for peanuts and then sues the Swiss government like they did with Argentina! *taps head*
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Mar 19, 2023 20:19
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seems good
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Mar 19, 2023 20:20
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cope https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1637533180541427714https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1637533690761826306
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Mar 19, 2023 20:20
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that seems like a definition of too big to fail
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Mar 19, 2023 20:21
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https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1637533169342717953?s=20
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Mar 19, 2023 20:22
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Cpt_Obvious posted:Wtf bonds can just disappear? debt is all made up hth
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Mar 19, 2023 20:22
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It kinda feels self-defeating to come out and publicly announce "We are being VEWY VEWY careful to prevent a market panic."
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Mar 19, 2023 20:23
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even Bloomberg isn't buying it https://twitter.com/lisaabramowicz1/status/1637534412278472709
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Mar 19, 2023 20:23
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My "THIS IS NOT A CLASSIC TOO BIG TO FAIL SITUATION" t-shirt, etc. etc.
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Mar 19, 2023 20:24
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PoundSand posted:Remote work caused the bank to have an upside down portfolio that was insolvent? Morbus posted:nobody wants to deposit anymore no, it was pricing their debt backwards to historical normal
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Mar 19, 2023 20:25
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Commercial solution sounds business-like and smart. No wonder they get to have and hold all the money
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Mar 19, 2023 20:27
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Il sangue domani?
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Mar 19, 2023 20:28
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can the economy die yet i assume no, never
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Mar 19, 2023 20:29
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I'm gonna take a guess and assume the article simply never answers or even addresses the idea that working hard doesn't get you rewarded anymore (if it ever did?) and this so pervasive that everyone knows it.
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Mar 19, 2023 20:31
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when is a bailout not a bailout? when is a recession not a recession?
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Mar 19, 2023 20:32
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RealityWarCriminal posted:when is a bailout not a bailout? when is a recession not a recession? I knew we shouldn’t have put the Riddler in charge of the economy
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Mar 19, 2023 20:34
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SKULL.GIF posted:It kinda feels self-defeating to come out and publicly announce "We are being VEWY VEWY careful to prevent a market panic." yeah speaking of that https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1637537913712910336
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Mar 19, 2023 20:35
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Wh-wh-wh-hwaaaaaaat?!quote:Since the onset of the pandemic, several employees have asked for more pay when managers asked that they do more work, she says. “It was not like that before Covid at all,” she adds. In context of above, this paragraph is extremely openly announcing that they're not doing it to find "above and beyond", they're doing it to deliberately underpay these workers: quote:ZED Digital President Sumithra Jagannath says her company recently moved about 20 remote engineering and marketing roles to Canada and India, where she says it’s easier to find workers who will go above and beyond. Parasitical scum.
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Mar 19, 2023 20:36
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I'd be resilient too if I were backed by the infinite money printer
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Mar 19, 2023 20:36
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yeah what about that inflation tho
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Mar 19, 2023 20:37
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REMAIN CALM CITIZENS https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1637538923135000578
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Mar 19, 2023 20:38
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SKULL.GIF posted:Parasitical scum. Sounds about right 
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Mar 19, 2023 20:39
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I’m glad banks have all that capital.
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Mar 19, 2023 20:39
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SAFE RESILIENT SOUND ROBUST STRONG
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Mar 19, 2023 20:40
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SKULL.GIF posted:SAFE ROCK HARD
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Mar 19, 2023 20:41
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Woke Mind Virus posted:ROCK HARD SOFT LANDING
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Mar 19, 2023 20:41
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Cpt_Obvious posted:Wtf bonds can just disappear? Yeah it's just like shareholders getting wiped out, like with SVB. That's the risk you take with corporate bonds, if the org goes into bankruptcy or the like, you don't get your principal back
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Mar 19, 2023 20:41
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webcams for christ posted:yeah speaking of that THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THE MARKET ARE STRONG
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Mar 19, 2023 20:45
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and finally the ECB statement https://twitter.com/ecb/status/1637537772264194048
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Mar 19, 2023 20:45
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