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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Frank Frank posted:

Time to update the “Days since a sex weirdo has been promoted” sign back to 0

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skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Frank Frank posted:

Time to update the “Days since a sex weirdo has been outed” sign back to 0

Wait. That sign has other numbers?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

skeleton warrior posted:

Wait. That sign has other numbers?

Yeah. Have you not seen the threads that go “sex weirdo outed 6 days/weeks/months/years ago but uh still waiting on punishment?”

There was one last night even.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

skeleton warrior posted:

Wait. That sign has other numbers?

We're using all of them on the "days since a sex weirdo was punished" sign

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








I’m reminded when I was a kid I read the first of the Myst novels and thought it was really cool. I found it recently and it did not seem well written but I still thought THE LORE was interesting. The lore being books linking to different worlds, and a civilization based around this power.

It did not include any of the aforementioned hosed up poo poo, but it was a prequel to Myst instead of the sequel; Riven.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

NoiseAnnoys posted:

What the everloving hell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAoBW3yjlvA

Pinus Porcus
May 14, 2019

Ranger McFriendly
Have a pallette cleanser from whatever the hell just happened:

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/mermaid-shelly/1/

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

skeleton warrior posted:

Wait. That sign has other numbers?

just spinning around like your hp in earthbound when you eat a mortal blow.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

pentyne posted:

it's pretty hard to explain but this is basically accurate

the thread goes places after the RP 'author' shows up to claim credit for their 'dream' (the Riven RP rape stuff)

Reading this thread the thing that struck me (well. Not the thing, but a thing) was that, as someone who spent years RPing on Neverwinter Nights and even ran several communities in that time, the very notion of banning or even restricting out of character talk was never even within a mile of my thoughts. I can see how that poo poo would've gotten toxic to that point

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Heath posted:

Reading this thread the thing that struck me (well. Not the thing, but a thing) was that, as someone who spent years RPing on Neverwinter Nights and even ran several communities in that time, the very notion of banning or even restricting out of character talk was never even within a mile of my thoughts. I can see how that poo poo would've gotten toxic to that point

It was an roleplaying mafia/werewolf type game. So having any information from outside your role's field of view is cheating. Normally that means having knowledge of other player's hidden roles, or night phase actions. This game was special in that the hidden night phase information was 1 on 1s with the DM and included torture scenes, and stashed sex doll clones.

I did the separate chat room thing with some goons in a werewolf game, and having 3 people working together with shared information put at us like 90% to win each game. The only times we wouldn't win is when we'd get picked off ASAP for winning too much.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
That's a good spread of stories in the OP

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Frank Frank posted:

Time to update the “Days since a sex weirdo has been outed” sign back to 0

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

hello sagas my old friend

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

this is verging on (well, is explicitly I guess) boring politics poo poo nobody sane should really care about, but is it true that bellingcat was founded by some D&D poster? I recall every middle-aged online person tweeted a whole lot about how everyone had to follow them when russia invaded last year

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ulvir posted:

this is verging on (well, is explicitly I guess) boring politics poo poo nobody sane should really care about, but is it true that bellingcat was founded by some D&D poster? I recall every middle-aged online person tweeted a whole lot about how everyone had to follow them when russia invaded last year

Yeah Elliot Higgins, aka Brown Moses, former D&D mod. He sucks and so does his operation, but not in a funny or interesting way. Also he namesearches so hey BM 🖕

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

There was once a GBS(?) thread where some goon was giving a live report about his lawyer wife's stalker/harasser that eventually ended up with goons digging too deep and touching the poop which got the thread hidden away because it might interfere with the court case if the guy actually knew about it. Was there ever any kind of resolution to that whole saga or did it just fade out into the unknown?

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Ibblebibble posted:

There was once a GBS(?) thread where some goon was giving a live report about his lawyer wife's stalker/harasser that eventually ended up with goons digging too deep and touching the poop which got the thread hidden away because it might interfere with the court case if the guy actually knew about it. Was there ever any kind of resolution to that whole saga or did it just fade out into the unknown?

drunk nerds IIRC? i don't think there was any good resolution to it, the perp was mentally ill and unbalanced, and goons being goons, probably made the whole thing worse for the poor victim and his family, but i'd be lying if i said i wasn't curious how it turned out.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
That was Drunk Nerds, but I don't remember if we ever got a resolution.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
now that's it's official:









turdiak

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

Zetsubou-san posted:

now that's it's official:









turdiak

:mods:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoiseAnnoys posted:

just spinning around like your hp in earthbound when you eat a mortal blow.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



[looking at thread title and closing my eyes, returning to slumber]

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the jeffest rhino

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

some plague rats posted:

Yeah Elliot Higgins, aka Brown Moses, former D&D mod. He sucks and so does his operation, but not in a funny or interesting way. Also he namesearches so hey BM 🖕

I assume he suck for incredibly boring reasons, so I’m not going to bother expanding on this further, thanks

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

i feel like any mention of BM needs the caro story as well.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Caro is pretty easily the wildest story to come off the forums and is in the running for craziest story ever told it's nutty

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

Caro is pretty easily the wildest story to come off the forums and is in the running for craziest story ever told it's nutty

so was/is caro.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Ibblebibble posted:

There was once a GBS(?) thread where some goon was giving a live report about his lawyer wife's stalker/harasser that eventually ended up with goons digging too deep and touching the poop which got the thread hidden away because it might interfere with the court case if the guy actually knew about it. Was there ever any kind of resolution to that whole saga or did it just fade out into the unknown?

The stalker found his (Drunk Nerds) thread and it negatively impacted the ongoing litigation from what I understand. Initially, DN said he would post an update when everything was over but it has been well over a year now so that ship has probably sailed.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


The Caro story is wild but makes it even more hosed up is that a British guy was probably killed by the Syrians in retaliation for letting the outside world know Caro was being held by them.

IIRC the details were the other guy and Caro had made a pact to tell the outside world about the existence of each other if one got out first. The British guy was somehow able to get a visit from his relatives and told them about Caro, and they told the American government (up to that point the Syrians had been keeping Caro's captivity a secret). The other guy's treatment got steadily worse until one day the Syrians were like "oops, he killed himself, sorry" and shipped his body back to the UK.

None of this came to light until years later when Caro gave an interview to some media outlet.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Porfiriato posted:

The Caro story is wild but makes it even more hosed up is that a British guy was probably killed by the Syrians in retaliation for letting the outside world know Caro was being held by them.

IIRC the details were the other guy and Caro had made a pact to tell the outside world about the existence of each other if one got out first. The British guy was somehow able to get a visit from his relatives and told them about Caro, and they told the American government (up to that point the Syrians had been keeping Caro's captivity a secret). The other guy's treatment got steadily worse until one day the Syrians were like "oops, he killed himself, sorry" and shipped his body back to the UK.

None of this came to light until years later when Caro gave an interview to some media outlet.

Even worse. They told his family he was being released, so his mother flew from the UK to Syria to pick him up and they just went "whoops, he hung himself last night."

Last bit that was heard from Caro I believe was he was living in his car somewhere in CA.

E: https://www.npr.org/2021/12/29/1066718893/kevin-dawes-sues-syria

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

found Jeffrey’s personal anthem

https://youtu.be/zlM0vahvauU

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


ulvir posted:

found Jeffrey’s personal anthem

https://youtu.be/zlM0vahvauU

Really? I thought it was this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XwXliCK19Y

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Greetings.

ulvir posted:

this is verging on (well, is explicitly I guess) boring politics poo poo nobody sane should really care about, but is it true that bellingcat was founded by some D&D poster? I recall every middle-aged online person tweeted a whole lot about how everyone had to follow them when russia invaded last year

also re: boring politics poo poo, there was (is?) a notorious SA video game offsite which, due to poor moderation, got taken over by Nazis, where I think at least two posters ended up getting money from Peter Thiel to have incredibly bad Substacks or some poo poo.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Greetings.

also re: boring politics poo poo, there was (is?) a notorious SA video game offsite which, due to poor moderation, got taken over by Nazis, where I think at least two posters ended up getting money from Peter Thiel to have incredibly bad Substacks or some poo poo.

Was this the same off-site Part Plane Jones was a member of?

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

No that was LUElinks.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Dandywalken posted:

No that was LUElinks.

The gamefaqs spinoff luelinks “eti”

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

When I started really lurking the site more regularly there was that Thermidor game that slow burned into a fiasco; why did that thread get stickied in Games for a tiny spinning it’s wheels project with seemingly no community members involved in it?

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

yesterday my wife watched pirates of the caribbean and when the pirate says "you best start believin in ghost stories, you're in one" i thought of this thread and laughed. thanks for listening.

White Rock
Jul 14, 2007
Creativity flows in the bored and the angry!
Anyone knows what happened to the diary thread in post my favorite named "spending time in chemotheraphy"?

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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Pinus Porcus posted:

Have a pallette cleanser from whatever the hell just happened:

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/mermaid-shelly/1/

Was going to ask where Mermaid Shelly free was after 12 pages. Sadly I don’t have the link to the thread itself but it’s one of my favorite “mod challenge backfires” of all time.

I don’t have archives, but the sagas I remember:

• KSwizzle attempting to discover who was catfishing him over AIM. Interesting to see how doxxing was considered harmless back then. Origin of :master:
• a “hey GBS do my homework” category of post where someone asked a ski to be photoshopped out of a photo, turning it into a Phriday entry during its hayday
• the attempt to get :slick: to emote status when it was too large a file at the time, spawning a good 100+ variations with lots of Forkbanger and Evardraed input
• Molecule, which iirc set a standard for GBS art/story threads
• the “sawed through a joist” guy, who may actually be the Doom Bathroom guy?
• the guy who after posting his gamer hovel hoarded home and having his kids get taken by CPS actually had a massive wake-up call, along with his wife, and updated to show they’d faced their poor parenting and life skills and gotten their kids back. I still think a lot of people don’t realize there was an uplifting epilogue. Man, those kids are probably older teens now. :corsair:

White Rock posted:

Anyone knows what happened to the diary thread in post my favorite named "spending time in chemotheraphy"?

Per one of the admins there was evidence the OP had fudged dates/times of their hospital treatment. Like not outright lied about cancer, but the severity and length of treatment? It was pretty sudden and felt awful because to this day it’s unclear to me what the exact truth was.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Mar 20, 2023

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