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they were all told to recruit a recruiter and the smelled the blood and started acting accordingly
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Mar 20, 2023 16:21
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imo anything that "makes its money off ads" is not a real company. I can't elaborate what I mean by that beyond what I've already said.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:23
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affordable access to recruiters
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Mar 20, 2023 16:24
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fits my needs posted:The latest round is expected to impact Amazon’s cloud computing, advertising, human resources and Twitch units. Twitch shouldn't have ever found success as a business, but did so by seizing a niche of siphoning excess funds from the wallets of bored and horny tech workers If silicon valley is in recession, twitch revenues are probably in freefall. I would expect the platform to shutter entirely in the event of a real recession
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Mar 20, 2023 16:24
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Jel Shaker posted:read the prospectus? no, fuxk you Reading is for nerds.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:25
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Mirthless posted:Twitch shouldn't have ever found success as a business, but did so by seizing a niche of siphoning excess funds from the wallets of bored and horny tech workers this is a lot of hopium
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Mar 20, 2023 16:26
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call me when gacha revenues are down, that’s the leading indicator for horny tech nerds
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Mar 20, 2023 16:26
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:imo anything that "makes its money off ads" is not a real company. I can't elaborate what I mean by that beyond what I've already said. This was the lesson of the 2001 recession but lol  we forgot
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Mar 20, 2023 16:26
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Twitch just lost their original CEO who has been with them since the JustinTV days in favor of the former VP now CEO who is in favor of paying streamers even less than what pittance they already get so this'll be fun lmao
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Mar 20, 2023 16:27
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Rexicon1 posted:My partner is a lawyer who is trying to get a high paying job and she’s had no less than four recruiters just disappear within a week of contacting them and getting pretty far. It’s loving wild how recruiters work and I’m starting to think they qualify for being lined up against the wall. I'm sorry, man. Legal headhunters are definitely all about finding "least work for the most pay," so if you stop seeming like an easy sell, they ghost you pretty quickly and aren't very transparent with you. Hopefully your partner (and the rest of us) can keep our current jobs because legal recruiting still seems ridiculously snobby about people who got RIF'd even if everyone knows that the RIFs were part of macro-developments and not "merit" calls. I'm not surprised if law firms are getting super cagey about hiring. Everyone still has bad memories of 2008-2010.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:27
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maybe twitch can get some funding from credit pisse
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Mar 20, 2023 16:29
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wynott dunn posted:call me when gacha revenues are down, that’s the leading indicator for horny tech nerds Can we index the rate of SSS ranked Big Titty Wife Pulls per capita as a new leading indicator of recession?
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Mar 20, 2023 16:29
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Did law firms ever hire back up after 2008? It seems like there is still a lot of talent out there.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:30
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I used a recruiter once and he was like "this place drug tests so if you don't think you'll pass let me know and we'll find you a place that doesn't test lol"
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Mar 20, 2023 16:31
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spacemang_spliff posted:I used a recruiter once and he was like "this place drug tests so if you don't think you'll pass let me know and we'll find you a place that doesn't test lol" I'm convinced the only reason I haven't gotten the sack is because the company that hired me spent a ton on a headhunter. I'm sunk cost incarnate.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:32
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spacemang_spliff posted:I used a recruiter once and he was like "this place drug tests so if you don't think you'll pass let me know and we'll find you a place that doesn't test lol" Never once met a recruiter who personally cared beyond encouraging me to cheat the result if i needed to
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Mar 20, 2023 16:32
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Eric Cantonese posted:I'm sorry, man. She does in house data privacy stuff (GDPR, the new china thing etc) so thankfully she doesn’t have to be a dick sucking machine to get a job with a Firm. But it’s still frustrating because apparently there aren’t too many people who specialize in her field and there are tons of job listings but they just ghost so hard when she dares to get a high five figure salary. It’s so hosed up out there.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:34
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Yudo posted:Did law firms ever hire back up after 2008? It seems like there is still a lot of talent out there. From what I've seen, hiring has never been like what it was during the dot-com boom, but it had been picking up over the years as deal volume started climbing again. It was a very good market for associates looking to lateral during the "Great Resignation," but that has to have dried up by now. That being said, I don't know how much that helped those unfortunate people who graduated between 2008-2012 or so. People lost offers after firms imploded. Less 2Ls got summer offers and less 2Ls were able to turn summer offers into permanent offers. Knock-on effects all around as your starting gig often defines the rest of your trajectory unless you network like hell and get a bit of luck. There's a reason why the law school thread in BFC has "no jobs, die alone" catchphrase.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:38
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twitch probably makes money just not enough money
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Mar 20, 2023 16:39
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if they take away my monthly twitch prime sub imma go joker mode
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Mar 20, 2023 16:42
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https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1637839729889628163?t=ebEKnaZ-b_KYmvGYJrifyw&s=19 That's our almost Labor Secretary! 
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Mar 20, 2023 16:45
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i'm permabanned from twitch for saying death to america so death to twitch
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Mar 20, 2023 16:46
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Does anyone have the article from a few months ago about how the landlords are using AI tools to raise rents to the maximum possible?
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Mar 20, 2023 16:47
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Eric Cantonese posted:From what I've seen, hiring has never been like what it was during the dot-com boom, but it had been picking up over the years as deal volume started climbing again. It was a very good market for associates looking to lateral during the "Great Resignation," but that has to have dried up by now. Thank you for the summary. It makes a lot of sense.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:49
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Father Wendigo posted:https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1637839729889628163?t=ebEKnaZ-b_KYmvGYJrifyw&s=19 hell be back when he runs out of mojo from being constantly made fun of
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Mar 20, 2023 16:49
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FlapYoJacks posted:Court today in 2.5 hours! post the zoom link so that 40 goons can watch what happens
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Mar 20, 2023 16:50
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mastershakeman posted:post the zoom link so that 40 goons can watch what happens
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Mar 20, 2023 16:52
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I think they genuinely don't know how to hire people anymore. We are trying to fill a part-time administrative assistant role that pays out something like $23k annually, and the people in charge of the search say it's taking forever because the applicants aren't very qualified. I wonder why. We have a similar problem with full-time positions where no one sticks around for very long (because the pay is poo poo). This process basically continues until the position is filled by someone who's either so desperate for money or so capitalism-brained that they won't object to their own underpayment.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:54
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Fitzy Fitz posted:We are trying to fill a part-time administrative assistant role that pays out something like $23k annually, and the people in charge of the search say it's taking forever because the applicants aren't very qualified. I wonder why. We have a similar problem with full-time positions where no one sticks around for very long (because the pay is poo poo). This process basically continues until the position is filled by someone who's either so desperate for money or so capitalism-brained that they won't object to their own underpayment. this is typical everywhere the desperate ones usually leave though even after awhile because the pay is just so garbage at least at my job. and yeah the other the ones that create delusions in their head that if they suck up enough they will be rewarded.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:55
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As much as I want to see the hilarity of crazy landlady getting owned for cash, please do not dox yourself.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:56
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mastershakeman posted:post the zoom link so that 40 goons can watch what happens It's a link per login, and it's not Zoom, unfortunately. 
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Mar 20, 2023 16:58
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I'm 38 and my first-ever salaried job starts april 3 with a state agency. It pays enough to survive and the job security is insane, BUT they won't respond to the leasing agent to confirm my employment so I may be living on the bus. at least I'm aware of the workload and pace expected of me lol
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Mar 20, 2023 16:59
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https://twitter.com/ahartreports/status/1637839397688340480?s=20
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Mar 20, 2023 17:00
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lol your landlord wants proof of employment ?
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Mar 20, 2023 17:00
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euphronius posted:lol your landlord wants proof of employment ? last place I rented they wanted proof of after tax income 3X the rent lol.
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Mar 20, 2023 17:01
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Epstein thread briefly overlapping with this one: https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1637846601933660164
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Mar 20, 2023 17:02
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euphronius posted:lol your landlord wants proof of employment ? Yeah that's pretty common, though they're usually good with paystubs or offer letters
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Mar 20, 2023 17:02
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We are definitely not first on the docket today lol
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Mar 20, 2023 17:03
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First Republic Bank is at all-time lows.
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Mar 20, 2023 17:04
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Bar Ran Dun posted:last place I rented they wanted proof of after tax income 3X the rent lol. lol i dont think ive ever actually made 3x my rent
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Mar 20, 2023 17:04
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