TheMathyFolf posted:

Yep, thread here, https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4012459, Jeff posted on the first page

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I will say first and foremost I am not even remotely calling into question whether or not poster 50s Girl Groupon had cancer. They clearly did and my investigation demonstrates that they really were in the hospital while posting in their PMF thread.

Stux posted:

jeff if you ever think im scamming, please just perma me form the jump and dont do this insane reddit tier internet detective work on me. thank you.

TheMathyFolf posted:

Yep, thread here, https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4012459, Jeff posted on the first page

The 7th Guest posted:

This whole thread makes me feel wormy and it’s not because of 50GG

American McGay posted:

https://twitter.com/MadDeniels/status/1637902693841682435

Stux posted:

jeff if you ever think im scamming, please just perma me form the jump and dont do this insane reddit tier internet detective work on me. thank you.

EorayMel posted:

I'm probably painting a crosshair on my dumb loving head for jeff/fluffdaddy for the crime of Remembering Things or Threadshitting but gently caress it here is some funny* poo poo worth remembering and maybe even worth talking about!(probably needs archives):

A goon buys land in Hawaii to make an eco-friendly yoga resort, turns it into an armed compound full of animal torture
(Amazing post on page 22)


A goon gets the brilliant idea to walk from California to Florida in the middle of summer while completely ignoring the advice of a professional hiker detailing why almost every single piece of equipment is loving stupid for this task
(Bonus FYAD thread on the matter!)



A goon shares tales about an insane scat fetish roommate with too many pet spiders and musical instruments
(the infamous "fecal lasagna" post)



A goon discovers poop on the roof, and immediately deduces that this is an elaborate ploy by a burglar distracting the goon and sneaking inside to the rob the place, thus the natural thing to do is to grab a gun and systemically kick in every single door of the building


A TCC goon once injected flat dr. pepper into the bloodstream and made posts documenting the consequences


A goon who tightens screws for a living and loves the US Military a little too much bootstraps into a self-qualified inspector makes a house


See all of you after a ban+month off.

Psycho Landlord posted:

so when does pablo get made IK

Tenkaris posted:

Yes, I want Pablo to get mad at us, probate us, then go kick a trash can over it.

If you don't understand this, you should go read this thread

That Little Demon posted:

feel loving sick after this and going to take a break. my take on Lead Thumb. sort of a spider monster thing and I made him have a mustache because it looked funny.



House PC is so hosed up and I really don't want to live near them lol



christ lol

ulvir posted:

the phrase “(dis/un/)enjoy” has become something of an intrusive thought of late

EorayMel posted:

Crossposting because it is a good* collection of funny poo poo in the past and this finally seems like the place to talk about it before the next inevitable mod meltdown/massacre

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

If you wanna know about time in chemotherapy, there's a small chance I can remember stuff through the chemofog I still have.
There's also a cancer thread in The Goon Doctor.

In general, it's pretty loving boring.

Lumbermouth posted:

Anyone have a link to the thread where the poster has an argument with his roommate about leaving his girlfriend tied up in a dog crate in the apartment’s common space?

Cranappleberry posted:

could be a different one, but I remember she was listening to classical music and someone saying that she was going to poo poo her pants/the bed to Bach or Beethoven. maybe that helps with searching

FirstnameLastname posted:

wait who's got the crate gf, the poster or the roommate

This website, lol

TheMathyFolf posted:

Yep, thread here, https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4012459, Jeff posted on the first page

Nix Panicus posted:

I went through chemo for about six months 10 years ago. I went in once every two weeks, had a bunch of stuff pumped into me via a port installed in my chest which took about two hours during which I slept or read books, and then went out that evening with friends before the tiredness and nausea kicked in, then slept for two days afterwards. You know that feeling you get after you've had a bad flu, where you're not sick anymore but you're still very tired and sore? Imagine feeling like that for several months and it just becomes your new normal. Also everything tastes slightly weird. Do not recommend.

E: I, too, had Hodgkins Lymphoma, stage 2b. Initially diagnosed in April, finished radiation treatment in February.

Psycho Landlord posted:

I can't find the links but I remember the dog crate couple do angry dogperson bdsm loudly when told no

Yellow Jackson posted:

I share an apartment with two other people, Mike and James. For the past year everything has been going great. We all get along fine, have similar interests and personalities, and we've been dividing the housework fairly between us.

Now, one of my housemates, Mike, has informed me and James that his girlfriend will be over for the weekend, during which she will spend two and a half days handcuffed to his bed. Mike will be popping in and out of the house during this time, leaving her alone for long stretches. Apparently, this is a thing they do and both of them are really into it.

Now, what consenting adults do in the bedroom is their own business and so on, but honestly the fact that he won't be here while she is makes me uncomfortable. For one thing, what the gently caress do we do if there's a fire in the building?

Am I being unreasonable? Part of me feels like it's none of my business, but on the other it will feel weird having guest over knowing that there's a sex dungeon in the next room.

Nix Panicus posted:

I did some basic internet detectivery (took 30 seconds to search for the text of one of the tweets Jeff posted)

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Found it in the Goldmine: My housemate is doing a weird sex thing

TheSwizzler posted:

They're not wrong but "Think of the fire code violations!" is one fun reaction to the whole idea

Nix Panicus posted:

I did some basic internet detectivery (took 30 seconds to search for the text of one of the tweets Jeff posted) and that person is still alive and employed with health insurance

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Nix Panicus posted:

I did some basic internet detectivery