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Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

I think about "Talk about your lesser works of Christo!" whenever I see anything wrapped up in plastic out and about

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Overall favorite strip is probably the External Combustion Engine one, there's just so many things it does right in terms of comedy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

"In a nation of broadband apathy, the pierced avenues of your local Tower Records are something like a roll call for reform... reporting to [Ray Smuckles'] Ragtime Detention Center is like pacing steadily toward the altar of... the only modern cultural validation which can even be said to exist."

Golly, Mr. Onstad sure did write pretty :shobon:

drrockso20 posted:

External Combustion Engine

Can't read this without immediately picturing the panel of the dude running away in flames :allears:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


just one of my random "favorite moments" because it's something so completely absurd that it could only happen in achewood and precisely to ray smuckles

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

If you can get a burrito at a place called el Metate you oughta.

BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future

World War Mammories posted:

it's kind of like

it's kind of like playin' a basketball game

and I am there

and the other player is there

and it's just the two of us

and I put the other player's body in my van

and I am the winner

It's a tie between this comic and

"...a SKELETON!

AAAAAAAAAAA!"

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Eh, Philippe! Thees ees no so bad, oui?!

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



The end! No moral.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

We lookin' at a six-hundo.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
"Pat, I apologize to you. From, Ray Smuckles."

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
"BURRITOLINGUS: NOUN. MEANS, EATING A BURRITO WITH THE MOUTH"

"I am...SO sorry..."

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

I'm sorry I said that I boned your brother-in-law.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Ray being a goth eating bones in the graveyard

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I am the Death Sound and I have cut my body

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

ullerrm posted:

We lookin' at a six-hundo.

Six hundred dollars is class money.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


DRINKIN' ISLAND IS INSIDE EACH OF US, MY SON
OH MY GOD I SEE IT

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
We don't have any idea what we're doing, and I don't think it would matter if we did

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pentaro posted:

Eh, Philippe! Thees ees no so bad, oui?!

SOB

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


drrockso20 posted:

Overall favorite strip is probably the External Combustion Engine one, there's just so many things it does right in terms of comedy

KOODGE

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


Who's this blowjob?!

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


DO I LOVE MY MOM? --> NO --> S H A A A R K !

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Take the Latino Health Crisis with you.

Also, I am looking for that image of Ray drinking straight from the wine bottle while on the toilet. Who has it? Give me it please

edit; VVV thanks! You. Are. A HOMEBOY. VVV

Happy Hippo fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Mar 21, 2023

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Happy Hippo posted:

Take the Latino Health Crisis with you.

Also, I am looking for that image of Ray drinking straight from the wine bottle while on the toilet. Who has it? Give me it please

I am afraid the master of the house is indisposed at the moment!

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Howard Beale posted:

Ketchup will always be "lycopene-rich ketchup" to me thanks to Achewood

lycopene came up in conversation at work today and well, you know

drrockso20 posted:

Overall favorite strip is probably the External Combustion Engine one, there's just so many things it does right in terms of comedy

he didn't have to add that panel of the little man running away in flames. but he did.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


YEAH, MAN! WE DOIN' THIS!

BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future
Not necessarily my quintessential comics but I think the two phrases that most stick with me are

You can do whatever you want in live

Being in trouble is a fake idea

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

God dammit! Why the hell I got to see a Magreaux dog right now! Everything was fine!

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
being able to make bread from raw ingredients being a signal of hardcore masculinity has stayed with me

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



I never realised before that his speech bubble was captured by the photo.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Party Boat posted:

I never realised before that his speech bubble was captured by the photo.

He was REALLY jazzed about being side-saddle on that bowl!

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Grognan posted:

being able to make bread from raw ingredients being a signal of hardcore masculinity has stayed with me

You folded with a focus and intensity normally seen only in successes.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

WAIT A MINUTE, THIS TASTES JUST LIKE DOG PENIS MEDICINE! WHAT YOU ALL ABOUT, SUCKER?!

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Pope Guilty posted:

You folded with a focus and intensity normally seen only in successes.

man, I dropped this on my fiancee while we were playing a board game the other night, and, well, it certainly did its job of cutting someone down in a way I did not intend.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Well i guess your friend won't be getting hell of appetizers at the wedding, all dunking a shrimp so deep in the sauce he's using his other hand to hold up his cuff

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

RocketMermaid posted:

DO I LOVE MY MOM? --> NO --> S H A A A R K !

Philippe is FIVE today! That is SPECIAL! You stop snorting all that cocaine IMMEDIATELY!

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

I think my actual all time favorite is just the fake VHS tapes to hide gay porn in.

Poems from the Pewter House with Whimsington Storke
All For the Love of Belforan Mews, the Consumer's Premier Guide to London Equine Hostelry, 1978 (Discard 1/1/79)
How to Weep the Weepy Weep Way with Paul Castorzano (Zoinks!)
Great! Great! Great! (From the Finnish, double subtitled, Hot Pick for the disabled)

I'm gonna watch this video! I'll hit you with a rock, I'll do what I have to! Let GO!

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
Restroom Eyes gets his way

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

I lost my poo poo the other day thinking about "What? Oh. A death relationship."

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