[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/1637994848966811648

Tucker Carlsons office is located in s
CSPAM?!

lumpentroll posted:

making GBS threads yourself is fun

It's what keep us all coming back here!

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/isabellarileyus/status/1638021418938953730

DryGoods posted:

officially changing The Witching Hour for tonight to The Bustin' Hour

irresponsible IKing to encourage posters to all bust together, unless this somehow aligns our energies?

DrPossum posted:

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goth smoking cloves posted:

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:07

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# ? May 30, 2024 14:25

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

the arrest really was just a false flag to smoke out more proud boy-types wasn't it

No, it's the same tactic they've used repeatedly. They keep announcing something and then changing it and eventually when they finally do it people aren't paying much attention.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:08

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

so do we give pfc a pass until we have an actual trump mugshot?

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:08

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

UFOTacoMan posted:

oh god you just made me realize they probably made all that and painted it brown possibly just for this photo?

That stack of hundreds was two bills taller before they had to build the set and hire the judge lady

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:09

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I think that is actually a 5th circuit judge.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:10

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

CODChimera posted:

i know that the second i go to sleep itll happen

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/305906786408480770

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:10

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Remember, Michael Cohen was a lawyer who also represented clients other than me, and who did business transactions for himself, like Taxi Cab Medallions, etc. I had nothing to do with his outside businesses. On three separate occasions, Cohen asked me to grant him a Presidential Pardon on events having to do with these outside interests. I said, correctly, �NO.� Sometime after that he became a Fake Storyteller, and began to lie about events!

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:11

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 366 days!

UFOTacoMan posted:

so he really just brings that thing all around with him huh

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:12

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Cohen had two other clients iirc. One was Sean Hannity and the other one was iirc an RNC official who was convicted of some crimes.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:12

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

i bet they put him in epstein's cell

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:13

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

euphronius posted:

I wonder on whose behalf Cohen did all those crimes. Ah well a mystery

trumjo was an innocent little baby, no idea what Cohen was doing

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:13

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Mayor Dave posted:

Trump

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:13

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

triple sulk posted:

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:14

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Let�s close this thread until he is in jail and once that happens we can discuss it.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:14

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Mayor Dave posted:

Trump

jesus christ have some decency

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:14

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Fake Storyteller is my favorite MGS character

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:14

Au Revoir Shosanna: Feb 17, 2011; i support this government and/or service

shots fired at mar a lago

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:15

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Remember, Michael Cohen was a lawyer who also represented clients other than me, and who did business transactions for himself, like Taxi Cab Medallions, etc. I had nothing to do with his outside businesses. On three separate occasions, Cohen asked me to grant him a Presidential Pardon on events having to do with these outside interests. I said, correctly, �NO.� Sometime after that he became a Fake Storyteller, and began to lie about events!

Cohen "turned" on trump when 1) trump failed to condemn the nazi riots in Charlottesville and 2) when trump went to helsinki and was obviously being controlled by Putin.

Why do I remember all of this.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:15

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Crusader posted:

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:16

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

In the history of our Country there cannot have been a more damaged or less credible witness at trial than fully disbarred lawyer and felon, Michael Cohen. The Southern District of New York (SDNY) wrote a scathing assessment of him, including, �Michael Cohen is a lawyer who, rather than setting an example of respect for the law, instead chose to break the law, repeatedly over many years & in a variety of ways�Each of his crimes involved deception,� & deception & lying is what he is doing here!

I should re-emphasize that if you are looking for an attorney I strongly recommend that you not retain the services of Michael Cohen, my attorney of record for two decades.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:16

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

[TRMP] I said, correctly, �NO."

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:16

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

euphronius posted:

Cohen "turned" on trump when 1) trump failed to condemn the nazi riots in Charlottesville and 2) when trump went to helsinki and was obviously being controlled by Putin.

Why do I remember all of this.

I only remember sailor

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:17

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 366 days!

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Remember, Michael Cohen was a lawyer who also represented clients other than me, and who did business transactions for himself, like Taxi Cab Medallions, etc. I had nothing to do with his outside businesses. On three separate occasions, Cohen asked me to grant him a Presidential Pardon on events having to do with these outside interests. I said, correctly, “NO.” Sometime after that he became a Fake Storyteller, and began to lie about events!

cohen had 2 other clients and one of them was sean hannity

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:17

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

trump is in a standoff with authorities at the twin waffle houses down the rod from maralago

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:18

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

VideoKid posted:

I only remember sailor

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:18

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

VideoKid posted:

I only remember sailor

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:18

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

goth smoking cloves posted:

yeah, I like the simulated oil painting look best maybe

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:18

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

petit choux posted:

I should re-emphasize that if you are looking for an attorney I strongly recommend that you not retain the services of Michael Cohen, my attorney of record for two decades.

lol

one of the best posts from my fave prez

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:18

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

its nice that the "ai" includes the signature of the human the VC ghouls stole labor from

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:19

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

After condiderable prayer and discussion with my pusding, I've decided to bend the knee....

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:19

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 366 days!

"Mr trump i need you to turn around slowly and put your hands ab-WEAPON WEAPON WEAPON WEAPON"

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:19

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Spoondick posted:

bankers are so old and out of touch they still like nickelback

A million bucks to these losers is like dust, it's nothing.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:22

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1638156067774291971?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:22

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

petit choux posted:

yeah, I like the simulated oil painting look best maybe

I agree, it does a better job covering up some of the weirdness in ai images, especially the hands

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:23

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Asproigerosis posted:

in a normal world of consequences, this would be the stupidest thing he could possibly say, but when all the politicians are too concerned about shattering the invincibility of the elite class, nothing matters.

Yup, I think that's what it boils down to. Taking down the rear end in a top hat that kept showing up to charitable events so he can be in the PR photos would be too risky for them. So they have to let him be their ruler.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:25