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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


DrPossum posted:

god, do we even deserve something as amazing as an OJ-style golf cart chase?

I've been very good this year

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WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
sources say that donalp trup is safe and sound at mara logo i am pro life and take no pleasure in rporting this

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

trump died

badly

people say he shidded heself

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Donald J Trump has been arrested by the Space Force

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Wonder if he's sitting down with Eric to have "the talk"

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


what's the trump soap opera got in store for us today

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
There are the big four Trump criminal investigations, of course (Stormy, Georgia, Jan 6, and Mar-a-Lago). There's also this, a civil case.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1638172364147163137

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Poor Barron must be distraught, knowing his father will be going to prison forever

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Wait a minute, if trump buries himself on his golf course, they can never arrest him! Time for trump to go inspect some bunkers!

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

angerbeet posted:

Poor Barron must be distraught, knowing his father will be going to prison forever

I mean, he could always just kick the prison open like godzilla

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
^^^ lol

angerbeet posted:

Poor Barron must be distraught, knowing his father will be going to prison forever

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mayor Dave posted:

The department of justice didn't seem to think so

LOCK HIM BACK UP

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1637559958517448705?t=o5gMZsP_NHbVzI5IxN7clg&s=19

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

BAE OF PIGS posted:

For morning crew:



Jimbee and this bunny are friends it is written

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Donald Trump was placed in a large cage for birds.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


angerbeet posted:

Poor Barron must be distraught, knowing his father will be going to prison forever

He's vaping again because of it. Poor kid.

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

magestic!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


just got word jimbee resisted arrest and was shot and killed by the fbi

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

William Bear posted:

There are the big four Trump criminal investigations, of course (Stormy, Georgia, Jan 6, and Mar-a-Lago). There's also this, a civil case.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1638172364147163137

The Georgia one is the big one for me. He literally said all he wanted was the number of votes to win. If that fails, nothing truly matters.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

William Bear posted:

There are the big four Trump criminal investigations, of course (Stormy, Georgia, Jan 6, and Mar-a-Lago). There's also this, a civil case.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1638172364147163137

is that the best they have? that poo poo is ancient history

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

just got word jimbee resisted arrest and was shot and killed by the fbi

Impossible, I entered in the invulnerability cheat code for jimbee a month ago

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Barron will be fine. His Minecraft streams will take off and he will be collaborating with one of those Vtubers.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Barron Trump has been executed for aiding and abetting Presidential CHeeto Crimes

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Barron will be fine. His Minecraft streams will take off and he will be collaborating with one of those Vtubers.

until he has a bridge moment

during infrastructure week

Floor is lava has issued a correction as of 15:31 on Mar 21, 2023

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

CODChimera posted:

is that the best they have? that poo poo is ancient history

this is literally his defense btw

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CODChimera posted:

is that the best they have? that poo poo is ancient history

Rude

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Everybody in this thread has brain damage.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Everybody in this thread has brain damage.

:hai:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Live helicopter coverage of trump fleeing from police

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Everybody in this thread has brain damage.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

DesertIslandHermit posted:

The Georgia one is the big one for me. He literally said all he wanted was the number of votes to win. If that fails, nothing truly matters.

i have shocking news for you

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

just got word jimbee resisted arrest and was shot and killed by the fbi

no...No!!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Everybody in this thread has brain damage.

yeah, it rules

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos



DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Everybody in this thread has brain damage.

And that was BEFORE Covid!

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Everybody in this thread has brain damage.

MODS

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Everybody in this thread has brain damage.

toym

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

DrPossum posted:

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



getting reports that trump choked on his morning piss and died

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