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haha what posted:my friend worked for costco for a little while and they had an autoshop attached and he told me that his manager expressly told him "i dont care if they immediately do burnouts in the parking lot and come back, customer's always right, no questions asked" lol If you work for a giant faceless company there’s no reason to piss people off. When I was at Starbucks I would give people free poo poo if it seemed like they might complain, and we trained new people to do this too.
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TheMightyBoops posted:If you work for a giant faceless company there’s no reason to piss people off. When I was at Starbucks I would give people free poo poo if it seemed like they might complain, and we trained new people to do this too. Yeah when I worked retail I would constantly change prices if the customer was insistent even if the sign was expired or w/e (it was a grocery store so not like I was giving people TVs for 50 bucks) because it's not worth the drama + the manager will just cave anyways and then you look like a gormless rube. I consistently had the highest customer service score because of this lmao.
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TheMightyBoops posted:If you work for a giant faceless company there’s no reason to piss people off. When I was at Starbucks I would give people free poo poo if it seemed like they might complain, and we trained new people to do this too. Yeah I've gotten free airline upgrades after a delayed flight just from asking very nicely at the ticket counter. "Could you maybe bump me up to business class if I got to take tomorrow's flight?" "Yeah, I can do that for you."
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sad question posted:Why do all these video game homosexuals keep sucking my cock? These alien bastards are gonna pay for sucking my cock
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:
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Sally posted:in it. voted 4206994. hell, same.
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I’m here to kick rear end and shoot cum And now I’m all outta cum
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haha what posted:my friend worked for costco for a little while and they had an autoshop attached and he told me that his manager expressly told him "i dont care if they immediately do burnouts in the parking lot and come back, customer's always right, no questions asked" lol It's the best, I feel comfortable making mania purchases there because I know that if I have even a semblance of regret they'll take it back and fully refund it.
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Mar 21, 2023 20:34
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TheSwizzler posted:I’m here to kick rear end and shoot cum blowin smoke and blastin rope
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haha what posted:my friend worked for costco for a little while and they had an autoshop attached and he told me that his manager expressly told him "i dont care if they immediately do burnouts in the parking lot and come back, customer's always right, no questions asked" lol I had someone return a dollar fifty hot dog combo meal after demolishing the hot dog and drinking the soda. respect.
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Famethrowa posted:I had someone return a dollar fifty hot dog combo meal after demolishing the hot dog and drinking the soda. respect. sorry that took so long *loud belch* i call this... super based 3
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Famethrowa posted:I had someone return a dollar fifty hot dog combo meal after demolishing the hot dog and drinking the soda. respect. Give that person the medal of honor because that's some drat courage.
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Lumbermouth posted:Recent saga from the Costco thread: the guy who returned a bed after sleeping on it for three years. What a fuckin legend
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Lumbermouth posted:Recent saga from the Costco thread: the guy who returned a bed after sleeping on it for three years. lmfao sick
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Lumbermouth posted:Recent saga from the Costco thread: the guy who returned a bed after sleeping on it for three years. 
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That guy is a personal hero to me
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN. https://i.imgur.com/zdL0WNy.mp4
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duke Nukem gloryhole confusion guy watching this sobbing https://youtu.be/-Y_xFig_6vk
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Lumbermouth posted:Recent saga from the Costco thread: the guy who returned a bed after sleeping on it for three years. What I'm saying is they're crafty in all walks of life, apparently
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Captain Invictus posted:this person also runs a bot in MTG Arena with a commander deck whose commander is Baral, Chief of Compliance; the most hated commander(because the deck is entirely counterspells and is just a grind that takes forever to play against). The bot autoqueues and then concedes after ten seconds in the match. They do this to get their daily 15 wins, which they do easily because a ton of people insta-concede upon seeing their commander is Baral, before the bot can even concede. lol this guy is like some kind of tedium elemental
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Captain Invictus posted:this person also runs a bot in MTG Arena with a commander deck whose commander is Baral, Chief of Compliance; the most hated commander(because the deck is entirely counterspells and is just a grind that takes forever to play against). The bot autoqueues and then concedes after ten seconds in the match. They do this to get their daily 15 wins, which they do easily because a ton of people insta-concede upon seeing their commander is Baral, before the bot can even reach the ten seconds to concede. tbh this is the best way to handle game as service grind tedium. gently caress those things.
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ItohRespectArmy posted:lol this guy is like some kind of tedium elemental
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Mar 21, 2023 22:09
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You should see how he plays Path of Exile Oh and unfortunately he's a landlord, loses some points there
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Captain Invictus posted:this person also runs a bot in MTG Arena with a commander deck whose commander is Baral, Chief of Compliance; the most hated commander(because the deck is entirely counterspells and is just a grind that takes forever to play against). The bot autoqueues and then concedes after ten seconds in the match. They do this to get their daily 15 wins, which they do easily because a ton of people insta-concede upon seeing their commander is Baral, before the bot can even reach the ten seconds to concede. *pulls gun out from under the table and shoots them dead*
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Tenkaris posted:Oh and unfortunately he's a landlord, loses some points there 16-bit Butt-Head posted:*pulls gun out from under the table and shoots them dead*
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Captain Invictus posted:this person also runs a bot in MTG Arena with a commander deck whose commander is Baral, Chief of Compliance; the most hated commander(because the deck is entirely counterspells and is just a grind that takes forever to play against). The bot autoqueues and then concedes after ten seconds in the match. They do this to get their daily 15 wins, which they do easily because a ton of people insta-concede upon seeing their commander is Baral, before the bot can even reach the ten seconds to concede. lol Tenkaris posted:You should see how he plays Path of Exile rip
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:*pulls gun out from under the table and shoots them dead*
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well I guess he has to do something to keep himself busy since he doesn't have a job.
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ItohRespectArmy posted:lol this guy is like some kind of tedium elemental This is an accurate description of any mtg player.
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landlord returning a 3 year old bed makes a lot of sense in hindsight
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Captain Invictus posted:this person also runs a bot in MTG Arena with a commander deck whose commander is Baral, Chief of Compliance; the most hated commander(because the deck is entirely counterspells and is just a grind that takes forever to play against). The bot autoqueues and then concedes after ten seconds in the match. They do this to get their daily 15 wins, which they do easily because a ton of people insta-concede upon seeing their commander is Baral, before the bot can even reach the ten seconds to concede. I love this guy Tenkaris posted:You should see how he plays Path of Exile Never mind, let's loving kill him
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The rise and fall of Costco goon was a real heartwrencher
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The whole thread loves Costco Goon, a thrifty goon that returned a three-year old used bed! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the goon is a landlord.
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No everyone hated the guy in the Costco thread
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So I park in the fire lane Ace Ventura style, the Costco is already closed save one closing stocker on their smoke break. “This bed was too comfy for my tenants and I want my $3000 dollars back, so I can hire a lawyer that will help me keep their security deposit.” Legend.
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winning the leftist mtg tournament by pointing out my opponent owns a deck
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TheMightyBoops posted:So I park in the fire lane Ace Ventura style, the Costco is already closed save one closing stocker on their smoke break. Nobody start making super annoying posts like this. Take it cspam or whatever. 
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