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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/frEWKvP.mp4

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

This feels like a monkey's paw reversal of my usual complaint about the bread-to-meat ratio being too large for most hot dogs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


The SEPTAGLIZZY
All shall love and despair

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
What’s that last sauce he puts on the mega dog? Looks like maybe a honey mustard?

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

Probably pineapple sauce. Usually Colombian hotdogs are sesame seed bun, dog, cheese, matchstick potatoes, Salsa Rosada (Ketchup plus mayo) and Salsa de Piña. Then you will get weird additions like Pollo desmechada (shredded chicken) huevos de codorniz (quail eggs) etc... That's also super cheap for one, last time I got a dog in Colombia it was like 10 to 12 thousand pesos so like 2 to 3 bucks with current exchange rate. Wasn't a street cart though.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

$1.50.. Man, I need to move there and work remote to the states.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
stolen from the OSHA thread

zone
Dec 6, 2016


For some reason the way those sauces ended up on the hotdog reminded me of those stripey toothpastes. But still that's cheap at the price for 1.50 bux.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

This feels like a monkey's paw reversal of my usual complaint about the bread-to-meat ratio being too large for most hot dogs

I'd say it's less monkey's paw, and more of a "dad forces you to smoke the entire pack" type situation

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

ekuNNN posted:

stolen from the OSHA thread


So does it heat them (which if it managed to use engine heat would be kind of ingenious) or just electrocute them like that 70s hot dog maker?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
It's like car cigarette lighters. Plug it in and the heating coils turn on, giving you a searing hot metal tube bouncing around next to you.

https://www.theautopian.com/its-a-crime-that-modern-in-car-hot-dog-sizzling-solutions-are-not-more-common/

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



No thanks, I'll stick with the engine-manifold cookbook.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Oh Greek Nathan what crazy get rich scheme will you try next?

zone
Dec 6, 2016


:lmao:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


you had me at "greek nathan"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Greek Nathan ruins everything! :arghfist:

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

The problem: market research indicated that Greek yogurt was associated with femininity and health food.

The solution: I would rebrand myself as “Greek Nathan” and combine several servings of yogurt with 4 footlong hot dogs to create a dish that was inarguably masculine and 3000 calories.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the pitch: it's go-gurt, in a convenient hot dog casing!

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Mozi posted:

the pitch: it's go-gurt, in a convenient hot dog casing!

Served piping hot out of a boiler or microwave, just like the whole family loves!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
or in your Grandad's old Auto Oven!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The Yogurt With Snap™

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Yogurt but for my insides

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Graphic is my design passion.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4RUAssfD0

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Someone do the math on the calorie/ fat intake for me, I'm getting a pain in my chest just watching that.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Mmm... straight from bath to bun

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


null_pointer posted:

Someone do the math on the calorie/ fat intake for me, I'm getting a pain in my chest just watching that.

Darwins law

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

That’s about 800 calories.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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calories not real

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

bird with big dick posted:

That’s about 800 calories.

I'll have three, please

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
gotta be more than that lol

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



bird with big dick posted:

That’s about 800 calories.

The dogs alone are at least 150 apiece, and there's seven.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1639296244030885889

Go team

zone
Dec 6, 2016

jesus loving christ. that's one of the most awful dogs I've laid eyes on, bar none.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Looks like poo poo

...in a good way

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






these look like something I'd make when drunk and don't give a gently caress what it looks like

zone
Dec 6, 2016


I mean looks aside these could be decent enough to eat

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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



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