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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
he won't use Meatball Ron because guys like Colbert and John Oliver liked it

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
my extremely unindicted president

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

alnilam posted:

honestly their only hope is that a Mattering occurs and trumo drops out / goes to jail / dies, so they can tout their trempe-loving cred when vying for the maga vote. So kissing his rear end is probably their best strategy right now (though i wouldn't hold my breath on the mattering panning out)

Trump dying would literally be their best option because primary candidates could bullshit about how he likes them and he can't talk back. Doing that if he's in jail or leaving means he will shout about it and the chuds will hear it.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

I mean it's obvious that some of them are just praying for a mattering of some kind to take him out of the picture, they cannot betray him though or they will be eaten alive

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

god drat it, i might have shipped it to myself

starting the SAD Thread

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

DesertIslandHermit posted:

The primaries are going to be great.

want a real time audience reaction ticker on the bottom of the screen that slowly drops when every other cndidate speaks but rises rapidly when trump starts making fart noises and insulting the others appearance it would be great

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

titty_baby_ posted:

Reading "the road" by cormack McCarthy, in these trying times, after recently watching the last of us, and having my partners mom die on my birthday last week, was, a bad idea

Yeah I'm at the vet putting a cat down RN not the happiest of times

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H640p7F4RTY

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Basebf555 posted:

I feel like Jeb is actually one of the more intelligent Republicans because he knew enough to just shut up and go away after 2016. Doesn't seem like he's dumb enough to step on that same rake again in 2024.

Not after getting beat with it mercilessly for a few years

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
who? Oh rob dasomething oh yeah, stocky guy, hosed a lot of high school boys people say

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

lol that the Supreme Court majority will be Trump picks by 2028

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Standing back and standing by for you Mr President! 🫡

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
tuptup

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


titty_baby_ posted:

Reading "the road" by cormack McCarthy, in these trying times, after recently watching the last of us, and having my partners mom die on my birthday last week, was, a bad idea

It's one of the bleakest things I've ever read

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

kaleedity posted:

Next time on trump arrest z

thread title!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
putting doland trumo bare feet pics into bing image generator

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It's one of the bleakest things I've ever read

yeah the lack of commas and quotation marks around characters who were talking is bull poo poo

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Joementum posted:

everyone thinks the key to trump nicknames is to use a pun or alliteration, but "crooked hillary" and "sleepy jeb" used neither of these

it needs to be succinct, and it needs to get under the skin of the target even if its dumb

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



It makes me sad he's not president anymore, all we got are these McKinsey ghouls to look forward to instead of a man born from Ronald McDonald's affair with the hamburgler

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Crazypoops posted:

Standing back and standing by for you Mr President! 🫡

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

starting the SAD Thread

calm down i fixed it

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

petit choux posted:

Yeah I'm at the vet putting a cat down RN not the happiest of times

:( sorry to hear

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Cormac McCarthy was a looker in his youth

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It's one of the bleakest things I've ever read

is it about a road

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 11 minutes!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Cormac McCarthy was a looker in his youth



he got that shirt at dan flashes

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

petit choux posted:

Yeah I'm at the vet putting a cat down RN not the happiest of times

that sucks man. Hang in there.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
cormac mccarthy fuckin owns

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Buddykins posted:

is it about a road

yes

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

is it about a road

it's our infrastructure week report :V

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
oh gently caress trump is suicidal and threatening to jump from trump tower in Manhattan

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1638555834585161730

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Buddykins posted:

is it about a road

it's about what happens when we don't take infrastructure week seriously

e: how the gently caress was I beaten with this joke

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Lol loving useless rear end justice system

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Joementum posted:

lol "Rob DeSantis" :golfclap:



tturntnop has learned the power of subtly misspelling the name of your enemy

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Louisgod posted:

it's about what happens when we don't take infrastructure week seriously

e: how the gently caress was I beaten with this joke

wahahahahaa

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
im gonna smoke some weed rn because goddamn the grocery store is one expensive bastard these days

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Buddykins posted:

is it about a road

it's actually more of a highway

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

petit choux posted:

Yeah I'm at the vet putting a cat down RN not the happiest of times

Jesus. Condolences.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


We went to Wendy's after our eye appointments to grab a quick lunch before going back to work. Two combo meals were $22.50. Joe Biden's economy

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Vishass posted:

Hey, speaking of pretzels, you got any shipping updates?



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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

smarxist posted:

it's our infrastructure week report :V

lmao

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