The Little Egg Incubatorium

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Manifisto

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Are there any cocktails with egg in it.

And we're already incubating an o! A... lowercase o... so yes. We can take this capital O

pisco sour is a good one with egg white. also a gin fizz, however I've never had a gin fizz but pisco sours are delicious.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 18, 2023 21:47

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# ? May 19, 2024 21:39

Khanstant

is one of those seats a sideways egg or am i drunk too

# ? Mar 19, 2023 02:46

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Khanstant posted:

is one of those seats a sideways egg or am i drunk too

it is now

# ? Mar 19, 2023 21:41

Shifty Nipples

couple of the liquor bottles are giving me eggy vibes

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Mar 19, 2023 23:25

Shifty Nipples

design on the front of the bar is egg shaped steal the bar

maybe don't actually steal the bar

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Mar 19, 2023 23:27

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nice stealing

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# ? Mar 19, 2023 23:35

Manifisto

(1) is that a love tester over to the right of the bar? if so, let's test our love
(2) one of the spots on the design on the right hand wall is a different color (the color of the underlying wallpaper/paint seemingly), can we investigate that?

e: sure looks like one

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Mar 19, 2023

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 19, 2023 23:41

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where's the barkeep?

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 19, 2023 23:41

Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

where's the barkeep?

Probably playing on the tik tok talkin bout can't afford no groceries. Millennials amirite?

Hoooooo boy.
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Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

# ? Mar 20, 2023 04:45

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Justa Dandelion posted:

Probably playing on the tik tok talkin bout can't afford no groceries. Millennials amirite?

they must be doing that lying down behind the bar because I can't see them! :confused:

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 20, 2023 11:53

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

clearly there is a trap door and they are in the basement getting a new keg.

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# ? Mar 20, 2023 16:16

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Mar 20, 2023 17:14

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

rear end-penny posted:

let's go to the rap battle

this post gives me an idea. OKAY.

We need to select 4 of our birds to lay down the beats for our rap track.

Common/Uncommon Brown Birds: Bird Tweet
Pixiwren: chiptune arp
Fungapterix: weird bassy noise
Duckintow Quacker: four-voice quack
Trumpeter Duck: trumpet
Soured Splird: Flatus/Belchey Bass
Weird Pinecone Looking Guy: Theramin
Sweet Sour Stilt: Claves/Sticks
Klay's Kiwi: Clay Bottle Percussion

# ? Mar 20, 2023 17:21

Manifisto

I will vote for two, Sweet Sour Stilt and Duckintow Quacker

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 20, 2023 17:25

Shifty Nipples

Plant MONSTER. posted:

fuckin'

horse just fuckin appears behind the bar imagine drinking up at the bar when suddenly surprise its a fuckin horse lol

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Mar 21, 2023 23:00

Shifty Nipples

Fungapterix, Soured Splird

i'll have to think about the rest

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Mar 21, 2023 23:02

Stoner Sloth

seconding fungapterix and duckintow, also gonna throw in a vote for the kiwi

# ? Mar 22, 2023 00:44

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Fungapterix
Sweet Sour Stilt
Pixiwren
Trumpeter Duck

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# ? Mar 22, 2023 02:18

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

What kind of voice should our main bird have?

-Jimbo Jones from The Simpsons
-Kermit the Frog
-Jerry Jackson/Shrimp (David Firth)
-Grover
-Peridot (Steven Universe)
-Dale Gribble
-Garfield
-Luigi (Vinny)
-Gary Oak
-Meowth
-Mario
-Morshu

-One of the many generic text to speech voices?

Dale, Jimbo, Luigi, Gary, Meowth, Morshu and Mario are highest quality for TTS

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Mar 22, 2023

# ? Mar 22, 2023 20:19

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Gonna make some beats using: Fungapterix, Duckentow, Sweet Sour Stilt and I think Klay's Kiwi for more rhythm

# ? Mar 22, 2023 20:31

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

put me down for Garfield

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# ? Mar 22, 2023 20:59

Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Meowth!

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin:

Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

# ? Mar 23, 2023 04:29

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Mar 23, 2023 17:18

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Mar 23, 2023 17:19

Manifisto

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 23, 2023 18:36

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

put me down for Garfield

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 23, 2023 19:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Might go with Meowth because the text to speech for the Garfield one doesn't always work as well. Both voices work well for the character. I was ideally trying to find something like Buckley from KotH

# ? Mar 23, 2023 20:01

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HAIKOOLIGAN

Another vote for Klay's Kiwi for rhythm. We can't have sick beats unless we first have beats.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 17:44

Stoner Sloth

Bacon Taco posted:

Another vote for Klay's Kiwi for rhythm. We can't have sick beats unless we first have beats.

that was where i was coming from!

# ? Mar 24, 2023 17:47

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I have completed a beat.

Now I have to make beats for the competition as well.

This wasn't supposed to be an effort thread!!!

# ? Mar 24, 2023 17:58

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

Might go with Meowth because the text to speech for the Garfield one doesn't always work as well. Both voices work well for the character. I was ideally trying to find something like Buckley from KotH

truth be told I always thought our bird was a ladybird

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:04

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Meowth voice is unisex!!

# ? Mar 24, 2023 23:31

Stoner Sloth

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Meowth voice is unisex!!

appropriate since with that score on the love test unisex is apparently all we've been getting!

# ? Mar 25, 2023 01:48

Khanstant

those machines are biased, you have to do them blindfolded

# ? Mar 25, 2023 02:47

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Mar 27, 2023 05:39

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Mar 27, 2023 17:22

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

god in here turning our birds into atheists

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# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:31

Khanstant

im not the one whose so far away when i feel the bird bite into my ee-e-eggs

never did i wanna be here again

and i dont remember why i hatch

# ? Mar 28, 2023 04:05

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

cuuckooooo cuuckooooo

cuuckooooo CUCKOOOOOOOO

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# ? Mar 28, 2023 04:37

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# ? May 19, 2024 21:39

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Mar 28, 2023 18:18

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