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Has that ever been done before? And no, I don't mean people yelling GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 15:31 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 09:53 |
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Surprisingly often, the goaltender with the most goals to his name scored 131 (!!!) times over the course of his career https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_goalscoring_goalkeepers
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 15:35 |
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If the question is about scoring from a goal kick (or similar distance), I found this https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1352238621286395905?s=20 which is the only such goal in this article: https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/top-5-long-range-goals-scored-football-history-tim-howard-tom-king Most goalkeeper goals are of course free kicks, penalties or last minute corner kicks.
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 16:33 |
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The cutaway https://twitter.com/PatricioSurez16/status/1637232225442775040
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 18:57 |
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https://twitter.com/HeartlandSignal/status/1638671289412907015
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# ? Mar 22, 2023 23:51 |
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 02:00 |
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Land Shark called and wants its gimmick back.
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 02:09 |
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Well he should have bought some magazines.
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 03:28 |
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"No...I'll see you later"
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 03:50 |
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That's a 13 second long GOOOOOOOOOOOAL. Is there a minimum GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL you have to be able to yell to get hired?
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 05:54 |
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So the impression I get from the press is that the people of Florida get increasingly dumber and the wildlife get smarter, but both are just personally mean.
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 08:08 |
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I have no problem with this. People in Florida probably need to be butter from time to time. Civic duty gator is just doing his job.
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 17:32 |
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“In my party’s house are many haters: if it were not so, I would have told you. “
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 20:19 |
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Crocodile is a petty bitch and I’m here for it.
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 21:36 |
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1636404361289932801
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# ? Mar 24, 2023 09:56 |
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https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1638183681339555848
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# ? Mar 24, 2023 09:59 |
"I'm gonna fight for your constitutional rights, because those are given to us by God, not government"
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# ? Mar 24, 2023 10:05 |
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What an idiot. That one is already sprouting!
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# ? Mar 24, 2023 10:06 |
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FFT posted:"I'm gonna fight for your constitutional rights, because those are given to us by God, not government" once you comprehend that sentence, everything about american politics will make sense to you
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# ? Mar 24, 2023 11:26 |
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The only way those monkeys don’t go extinct is if they’re useful to capitalism.
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# ? Mar 24, 2023 18:05 |
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Beautiful
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# ? Mar 24, 2023 18:59 |
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theyre gonna make the monkeys sign an opt-in contract
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# ? Mar 25, 2023 02:48 |
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Simpsons already did it.
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# ? Mar 25, 2023 20:24 |
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https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1639664939399880704
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# ? Mar 26, 2023 01:37 |
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loving legend.
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# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:19 |
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# ? Mar 27, 2023 14:34 |
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I'm sure they can, just not the things the proponents of such magical thinking think they can teach. I LOLed
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# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:03 |
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Face/article combo
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# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:09 |
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Stuart Ritchie was one of the big proponents of replication studies in the early 2010s and is pretty active in trying to reform psychology. His book is a really fantastic exposition of how that's all played out.
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# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:11 |
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I've definitely had lots of peers review my Deanna Troi nude edits.
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# ? Mar 27, 2023 16:19 |
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https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1640522839617839107
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 02:26 |
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quote:I thought I was immune to being fooled online. Then I saw the pope in a coat https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/27/pope-coat-ai-image-baby-boomers
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 02:34 |
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I wink, I wank, I have spunk
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 04:17 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:
“This is a Guardian article.” scrolls down “Every time!”
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 04:29 |
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Platystemon posted:“This is a Guardian article.” Yes i get a lot of weird news from the guardian.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 05:14 |
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Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 09:23 |
I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/27/pope-coat-ai-image-baby-boomers quote:Joel Golby is a writer for the Guardian and Vice, and the author of Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant "Joel Golby" stringless has a new favorite as of 10:29 on Mar 28, 2023 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 10:27 |
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Brilliant brilliant BRILLIANT, *BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT* *chases you faster and faster* BRILLIANT *appearing suddenly before you as you looked behind, like a bad movie monster* BRILLIANT *are his eyes bleeding?
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 10:45 |
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Joel's alright. His regular columns on the worst flats for rent are really good.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 10:52 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 09:53 |
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Bless him.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 13:26 |