Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Beef doesn't know the code at that place. He has committed a Dudes' Mutiny.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

3-CELL D — BEST HEFT, MOST PLEASING PROPORTIONS

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
edit: wrong thread

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


You're going to send me to get my rear end kicked by a guy who trained himself to be a Marine by jumping off his roof onto a trampoline, aren't you?

Also, I still can't deal with how perfect of a name "MC Pot-a-Holic" is.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What's the verdict on wooden nickels?

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
People pay a lot of money to not see a bunch of rotating Josephs.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Ray is down on his subscription to Polack Laffs

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Bismack Billabongo posted:

People pay a lot of money to not see a bunch of rotating Josephs.

You would cut off your own face if people thought you lost a fight to me.

Ray Smuckles is definitely known locally as a dude you don't want to have lost a fight to.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

The Voice of Labor posted:

favorite achewood moments?

I think might be when beef's mom was supposed to bring sodas for his little league game and when she doesn't show up one of the kids recommends the team go somewhere that roastbeef can't, like to a doctor

https://achewood.com/index.php?date=07222005

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=08032005 this one is good

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
“I play with this truck!” is one of those beautiful sentences that can be read a million different ways

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Just noticed Beef is wearing a plain white t-shirt and it looks like somebody just hand-wrote the "A" on his cap. Ray, on the other hand, is #99.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
He's Samuel...H...Invisible!

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

mutantIke posted:

“I play with this truck!” is one of those beautiful sentences that can be read a million different ways

ray is truly an enlightened being

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Sometimes I wonder which year of achewood was my favorite. The one-offs from the end of 2006 into 2007 are some of my favorites. MEG WHITE CMON SHOW ME HER NAKED indeed.

Strange Cares
Nov 22, 2007



Just like old times!

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Pham Nuwen posted:

Just noticed Beef is wearing a plain white t-shirt and it looks like somebody just hand-wrote the "A" on his cap. Ray, on the other hand, is #99.
This is why he had to have Emotions Hair in high school.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
gently caress, man! I barfed! I barfed because you looked in my eyes!

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10112005

the hose!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

p o u l t r y ;

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


KICK BAMA KICK posted:

p o u l t r y ;

I'm sorry. My, uh, my colleague is a terrible man.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

looking back on small times achewood, beef probably should've taken ray up on his offer of coming to live with him

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
my favorite small times strip has to be Beef getting caught with a Playgirl

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

What's the verdict on wooden nickels?

Don’t…don’t take any!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

mutantIke posted:

my favorite small times strip has to be Beef getting caught with a Playgirl

MOM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

feetnotes posted:

Don’t…don’t take any!

Thanks feetnotes. Oh, if you get an appetite you can radar-range a couple johnnie cakes that I left in the icebox.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


I was just gonna post "as an English as a second language learner, I learned so much vocabulary from Achewood" but the awful app had saved this draft from 200 days ago and I think it's a neat concept, too:

Telltale games thing where you follow Beef for one day

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


davidspackage posted:

gently caress, man! I barfed! I barfed because you looked in my eyes!

SPFUGH is my standard response when something really grosses me out.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Oh man that is nasty. That is dogshit.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Zefiel posted:

Telltale games thing where you follow Beef for one day

Beef sighing and grumpily climbing into the code to fix a bug, then taking over your game because you're not playing it right.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Where's my Telltale Hiram the Blacksmith game

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

hiriam started his own boutique visual novel production company. he's never been happier

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Zefiel posted:

I was just gonna post "as an English as a second language learner, I learned so much vocabulary from Achewood" but the awful app had saved this draft from 200 days ago and I think it's a neat concept, too:

Telltale games thing where you follow Beef for one day

Onstad becomes obsessed with Disco Elysium and bangs out a 40 strip achewood arc with Ray as Harry and Beef as Kim

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
KIM/BEEF: man things ain't never the same once you seen another dude's stew

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
RAY/HARRY: -BECOME- the coalition of nations, dude!

BEEF/KIM: aw man you ain't want to tangle with the coalition when the mask comes off dude

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

does the Disco Elysium guy ever dress up in a suit made of newspaper and talk about how potato power is untraceable power? Because it seems appropriate

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Antivehicular posted:

does the Disco Elysium guy ever dress up in a suit made of newspaper and talk about how potato power is untraceable power? Because it seems appropriate

Unreleased DLC.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Voice of Labor posted:

hiriam started his own boutique visual novel production company. he's never been happier

drat, I guess Hiram really was playing a different game

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Jerusalem posted:

Beef sighing and grumpily climbing into the code to fix a bug, then taking over your game because you're not playing it right.

Oh no seriously my words get put in this font ?!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply