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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Little Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw entered the world at about an hour ago she's already suckin titties just like her old man. hell yeah!!
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Little Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw entered the world at about an hour ago she's already suckin titties just like her old man. 
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Mar 23, 2023 03:15
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Mar 23, 2023 03:16
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Little Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw entered the world at about an hour ago she's already suckin titties just like her old man. Congrats on the proof that you probably had sex once!
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Mar 23, 2023 03:24
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Little Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw entered the world at about an hour ago she's already suckin titties just like her old man. 
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Mar 23, 2023 03:29
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Little Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw entered the world at about an hour ago she's already suckin titties just like her old man. Congrats!!!!!! Not at all how I anticipated anyone announcing the birth of thier child but the 5kpt delivers, no pun intended!!!!
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Mar 23, 2023 03:30
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You totally intended that pun and you know it 
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Mar 23, 2023 03:31
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Little Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw entered the world at about an hour ago she's already suckin titties just like her old man. poo poo I forgot to ask you if you know who the father is???!!!! 
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Mar 23, 2023 03:32
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You totally intended that pun and you know it Yes I did, HAHA!!! GOTTEM!
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Mar 23, 2023 03:32
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does the baby have hair or is it bald and also did you have to cut the cord and if so did you almost puke because 
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Mar 23, 2023 03:35
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Ruby Gloom posted:does the baby have hair or is it bald and also did you have to cut the cord and if so did you almost puke because Yeah she has hair and it's black and curly and long. I did cut the cord and I watched the whole birth and helped with it and it was all awesome.
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Mar 23, 2023 03:38
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Yeah she has hair and it's black and curly and long. In some cultures if you eat the cord you get the powers of a baby All jokes aside, I am very happy for you, and I hope everyone the best of health and an amazing life together  
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Mar 23, 2023 03:41
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Yeah she has hair and it's black and curly and long. Congratulations duder, you are in for a wild fuckin' ride.
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Mar 23, 2023 03:43
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Yeah she has hair and it's black and curly and long.  and congrats on her not being ginger  ilovebeersooomuch posted:In some cultures if you eat the cord you get the powers of a baby you also get those if you eat your own twin  so i guess if a person who ate their twin also ate an umbilical cord they'd have DOUBLE baby power
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Mar 23, 2023 03:46
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Ruby Gloom posted:
Already a better story than Antman
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Mar 23, 2023 03:47
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I kinda was hoping she would be a redhead. My wife's mother is a redhead and my beard comes in red (and horrifically sparse).
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Mar 23, 2023 03:48
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Ain't nothing wrong with being ginger  as long as you're a girl, most ginger boys are real goofy looking
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Mar 23, 2023 03:51
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Also congrats on your new tiny human!!!
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Mar 23, 2023 03:52
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Ain't nothing wrong with being ginger if you get the good hair genes then being ginger is cool (I did not)
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Mar 23, 2023 04:01
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Little Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw entered the world at about an hour ago she's already suckin titties just like her old man. 
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Mar 23, 2023 04:03
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thread title updated brain cell function depleted good night moons
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Mar 23, 2023 04:05
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Mar 23, 2023 05:10
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:poo poo I forgot to ask you if you know who the father is???!!!! 
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Mar 23, 2023 05:18
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congrats on the baby! let's all make babies
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Mar 23, 2023 05:19
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woah wow nice a baby!!! i've always wanted one, where do you get them??
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Mar 23, 2023 11:05
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what's the babbys first post gonna be? im gay or goku???
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Mar 23, 2023 11:05
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Booty Pageant posted:what's the babbys first post gonna be? im gay or goku??? I changed her at 2am and she shitted in my hand so I would call that a good first post.
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Mar 23, 2023 11:08
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I changed her at 2am and she shitted in my hand so I would call that a good first post.  
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Mar 23, 2023 11:10
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the 5000 baby thread
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Mar 23, 2023 11:17
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TIP posted:congrats on the baby! How does one even make a baby? Is there a form to fill out or…?
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Mar 23, 2023 11:24
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:How does one even make a baby? Is there a form to fill out or…? your form will fill out on its own
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Mar 23, 2023 11:29
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Little Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw entered the world at about an hour ago she's already suckin titties just like her old man. 
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Mar 23, 2023 12:34
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I changed her at 2am and she shitted in my hand so I would call that a good first post. Magnatrude is a true GBS poster, you're already doing an amazing job
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Mar 23, 2023 12:40
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I changed her at 2am and she shitted in my hand so I would call that a good first post. That certainly is a shitpost.
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Mar 23, 2023 12:43
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This is good poo poo right here. Have you thought about selling anything to periodical publishers (online and analog)? I dont really have any experience and I'm guessing here, but I bet your art style would probably be enticing for some titles...
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Mar 23, 2023 12:44
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ReelBigLizard posted:Sorry I've been wrighting the hell out of some wood today, cutting traditional Jowl posts in wet oak. I wanted to come back to this post because this sounds loving amazing, I am legit jealous. I'll pass on the spiff tho, maybe a couple fingers of brandy.
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Mar 23, 2023 12:48
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I wrote a song for Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw Magnatruuuuuude Da da da da da da da da Magnatruuuude MAGNATRUUUUUUDE That's all I got so far
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Mar 23, 2023 12:51
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I wrote a song for Magnatrude Goku Hacksaw Next comes the 14 minute guitar solo.
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Mar 23, 2023 13:02
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I love the 5kpt gang, y'all are hella supportive and I appreciate you! Hospital food sucks. I'm doing plops.
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Mar 23, 2023 13:21
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some googling tells me MAGNATRUDE shares a birthday with both William Shatner and Rick from Pawn Stars so she's off to a good start 
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Mar 23, 2023 13:56
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