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TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS
He's just keeping on with his ongoing weird idea that mutants can't be metal. When he gets around to meeting Colossus, his entire world-view is shattered.

The actual set up is that she and another woman are standing there while their boyfriends huck a garbage can through the window of a pawn shop, start looting the place, and Spidey shows up. She goes on a 'gently caress off, mutie' rant, and he spacks her.

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Lightning Comics #4 (1941)

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
There's something really silly and endearing about old comics' way of writing screams.

Y - E - O - W !

E - E - E - E - E, a ghost!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003





Night wing #102

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
wow raven, i hope babs is okay with that

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Endless Mike posted:



Night wing #102

...I think that might be the most disturbing thing I've read in comics. It's fascinating, I've seen all sorts of gore and nastiness but my brain is actively trying to reject this.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
That baby knows what it did!

...but I sure don't. The hell is going on?

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

evilmiera posted:

That baby knows what it did!

...but I sure don't. The hell is going on?

Donna Troy catches her. That's not Nightwing, it's a shapeshifter.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
that would explain why he's flying

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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I was fully ready to assume they'd swapped brains with their Teen Titans Go selves.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
They didn't post the even funnier page before that one imo



if you must know, fake Nightwing there is a failed supervillain called Disguise Master. His powers sucked and couldn't properly disguise himself as anyone very well (a flashback shows him trying to trick his way into a bank vault as Superman but the guards notice he's too short and his nose falls off) so he makes a deal with a demon to give him perfect disguise powers... as well as strength and flight. He smiles all the time because he hosed up and asked that his powers would really "put a smile on his face" and well that's why you don't get overly literal with demons.


e: guess I'll add spoiler tags too

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Mar 23, 2023

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Ok, but since when can Cyborg just fly? He doesn't appear to have a jet pack or rocket boots or anything going on. Also, did Vic get even more cyborg, or has his human parts always been just 3/4th of his head?

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
He's been covered in more robo-bits ever since he got redesigned/promoted to the Justice League for the New 52.

But as with most things in comics, it varies by who's drawing him.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I haven't followed anything with him as a regular character in forever, but he also apparently has boom tubes, so I guess he upgraded.

Hulk Smash!
Jul 14, 2004

You know, I feel that Cyborg doesn't really need the "C" on his chest to let people know his name is Cyborg...

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Hulk Smash! posted:

You know, I feel that Cyborg doesn't really need the "C" on his chest to let people know his name is Cyborg...

Maybe wearing a chest insignia is a status symbol in the DCU superhero community. Once Vic was part of the JLA it just became part of his look.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Splint Chesthair posted:

Maybe wearing a chest insignia is a status symbol in the DCU superhero community. Once Vic was part of the JLA it just became part of his look.

Yeah, it's like Superman's S on his suit, no one says "does he really need an S on his chest so people know who he is?"

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 29 hours!

CzarChasm posted:

Ok, but since when can Cyborg just fly? He doesn't appear to have a jet pack or rocket boots or anything going on. Also, did Vic get even more cyborg, or has his human parts always been just 3/4th of his head?

He is half a head strapped to a toaster

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Cage! #2 (2017)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Blue Beetle #33 (1944)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

X-Club #2 (2012)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Thorgal - The Guardian of the Keys

Notice the shape of the cave.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Blue Devil #20 (1986)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Punisher War Journal #15 (2008)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Secret Origins of the World's Greatest Super-Heroes (1990)

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Come on, bystander, he's just got green skin and some extra facial features. He's clearly a Star Trek alien.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Shrek it out! A green dude

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
From today's Invincible Iron Man (#4)



The BSS X-Thread has a bunch of rules, and most of its citizens are horny.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Krakoa, or as we like to call it gently caress Island

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Krakoa is full of MILFs

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Lobok posted:

Krakoa is full of MILFs

MILFs, MILFs and MMILFs, really.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Lobok posted:

Krakoa is full of MILFs

No, it's MLFs.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Cherry's Jubilee #1 (1992)

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Lobok posted:

Krakoa is full of MILFs

yeah cuz apparently everyone is getting pregnant and abandoning their babies

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

site posted:

yeah cuz apparently everyone is getting pregnant and abandoning their babies

It takes a village an island to raise a child, because everybody keeps abandoning it.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

TheCenturion posted:

MILFs, MILFs and MMILFs, really.

MademoisILF

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Infinitum posted:

Krakoa, or as we like to call it gently caress Island

Krakhoea

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes
Isn't Krakoa a mutant itself?

If so I have to assume it's horny, and probably has had sex with another land mass from a different timeline.

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Bucnasti posted:

Isn't Krakoa a mutant itself?

If so I have to assume it's horny, and probably has had sex with another land mass from a different timeline.

The current continuity says:
Not a mutant:
"Krakoa, having been part of the whole that was once Okkara, and with Okkara being an essential part of the Celestial-designed mechanism called the Machine"

Whatever that means.
Though the recent Marauders storyline kind of makes that messier.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if you retain anything that happened in this marauder's run, you lose.

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