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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
All of my trucks need nuts, and replacements if needed.

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Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Shame Boy posted:

Oh you sweet innocent child

Did you have to show me the RC car nuts, too?

I was happy, in my ignorance

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

the kind of person stupid enough to buy truck/ gun nuts is also stupid enough to buy a box of them imo

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Oh no who castrated the minions

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

I briefly visited wisconsin for 5 days, and the explanation is -- you have a single set of truck nuts for your own truck, but you need several more to ironically put truck nuts on your coworker's trucks, and then padlock them on there because you're not gay and it's a fun prank that they can't do anything about legally at work. lol

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
truck nuts are stupid.
I said it.

A nut should secure a bolt on any vehicle, not just a truck.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Truck nuts should store an emergency fuel supply

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

tank charities

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Truck nuts are just gender affirming surgery for trucks.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I've always been in big support of truck vulvas & dicks

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

truck piss is stored in the ballz

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I don't think I've seen truck nuts in years

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

McCracAttack posted:

Truck nuts are just gender affirming surgery for trucks.

Fox news is going to lose it when they find out about crossover vehicles

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

HootTheOwl posted:

truck nuts are stupid.
I said it.

A nut should secure a bolt on any vehicle, not just a truck.

Helicopters have a Jesus Nut

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Failed Imagineer posted:

Helicopters have a Jesus Nut

No wonder they keep crashing, the Jesus should be on the dash not the propeller.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

It's from some kind of a meme page, not real.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Paladinus posted:

It's from some kind of a meme page, not real.

look at this party pooper, not taking every post at face value smh

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Opened Reddit and got this ad. “Funeral chapels point-of-sale” :laffo:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Opened Reddit and got this ad. “Funeral chapels point-of-sale” :laffo:



Is that Ashey the Ash Sprite

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Shame Boy posted:

Is that Ashey the Ash Sprite

I think it’s supposed to be a cloud because it’s a cloud payment thing but at first I thought it was a ghost or cloud of human ashes since it was holding a loving urn

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Failed Imagineer posted:

Helicopters have a Jesus Nut

I hear they're all over the air force

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




mawarannahr posted:

I hear they're all over the air force

Yeah but you're happy when the air force one blows off for the day.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

what

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

the tac-sac

https://www.thetacsac.com/products/the-tacsac/

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010




e: :argh:

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
sadly they've been sold out for ages

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
blowing past denial and landing fully immersed in "yes, my gun is a substitute penis, and that's cool"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

There's also gunderwear, for the ladies / nazi femboys:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
That's the front grip right? You're supposed to hold the tac sac?

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

HootTheOwl posted:

That's the front grip right? You're supposed to hold the tac sac?

Yeah it's a tactical grippin sac. It's also in some videogame mods

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

HootTheOwl posted:

That's the front grip right? You're supposed to hold the tac sac?

it's more like cupping

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
Looks uncomfortable to grip

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Baller Ina posted:

Looks uncomfortable to grip

you get used to it

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
Are there people who really don't know how to grip balls


Christ

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
How do you guys piss

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Cuttlefush posted:

How do you guys piss

my balls are like a capri sun

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

nah it looks like your wife got you a whole box dude

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Cuttlefush posted:

How do you guys piss

tell me you don't know how to use the three seashells without telling me you don't know how to use the three seashells

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
A shot is heard at the shooting range. I look over and a man is sitting there in disbelief. His gun in one hand and some 3d printed nuts in the other.

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
*timidly approaching the counter at a gun store* do you guys... have the uh... the guns that are penises?

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