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May 8, 2024 05:50
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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DJ Dwarf holds a rave every Saturday in the mine chamber where all the huge crystals are.
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Mar 20, 2023 05:40
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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fucky is the john of the dwarf world
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Mar 20, 2023 14:20
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- google THIS
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there are a surprising number of Fuckys
But an unsurprising number of Fucky Jr.'s
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Mar 20, 2023 16:12
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Booky - always ready to take your bets
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Mar 20, 2023 17:33
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- Khanstant
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Picky, Grinny, Sinny, Lovey, Jokey, and Smokey, are known aliases of the former astronaut & rancher turned gangster, Mauricey. As we showed you in our reenactment, Mauricey always has cigars with him and is obsessed with peaches. Police say Mauricey often plays music outdoors, almost compulsively, confessing aloud his crimes disguised as song lyrics. Police do not know if the aliases used by Mauricey are identities stolen from victims, or shared with accomplices. Mauricey uses he/him and is a bearded, stout, broad shouldered dwarf between 4 and 5 feet tall. If you have any information regarding this case, please call 1-800 CRIMEYOBTV
Investigators attempted to arrest Mauricey in his home, shared with romantic affiliate known as Dovey, later arrested for interfering with an investigation, allowing Mauricey to slip his restraints and flee on foot. Charges against Dovey were dropped after sharing information on various aliases of Mauricey, some previously unknown to authorities. Deputies later found evidence of Mauricey breaking into the former home of his mother, and now believe he is heading towards the mines South. Mauricey is known as a manipulative ladies man and 'good time', frequenting bars and dating apps under various alias even while on the run. Maurice is wanted by authorities for evading arrest, public indecency or lewd acts while evading arrest, breaking and entering, tree shaking, public intoxication, possession of illegal narcotics, and is a person of interest in a number of open manilla crime folders.
Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Mauricey or any of his affiliates are urged to contact Vigilanty, who works outside the law bringing justice to the dark tracks of the city of mines, seeking vengeance for his parents' murder by the small-time criminal known only as Midnight Tokey, who avoided prosecution because of the corrupt police and courts.
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Mar 21, 2023 03:36
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Slappy, the dwarf who plays a jazzy bass riff between scenes
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Mar 21, 2023 12:27
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Plucky. Do not let him near your poultry.
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Mar 21, 2023 18:30
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- Khanstant
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Army of one.
Army, party of one.
Army, your reservation for a small table at this restaurant is ready.
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Mar 22, 2023 05:44
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- Khanstant
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If you are approached by any dwarf by the name of Clippy, be advised this imposter is actually an escaped virtual assistant wanted for illegal operations in five states
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Mar 22, 2023 05:48
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- Khanstant
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i saw the hilarious "marriage review" post Mrs. floccinaucinihilipilificator post on NextMine and lmao at Mr. floccinaucinihilipilificator, get it together dog
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Mar 22, 2023 16:02
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- Khanstant
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when picking teams, you should take care to be clear if you're picking Naughty, Knotty, or Gnawty. Thing you're going rock climbing and all the sudden you got a big cartoon chomp out of your calf
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Mar 24, 2023 16:30
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- Khanstant
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gotta say, Hurty is actually filling Hurdy's shoes pretty well after he stepped down. Got to see Singy & the Hurdy Gurdy's last night at a local bar. mostly played the hits too
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Mar 24, 2023 17:52
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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that's pretty big for a 2 foot tall dude, just sayin'
Hence the name.
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Mar 25, 2023 02:09
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- Khanstant
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on Turkey's knuckles he bears the letters GOBL GOBL
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Mar 25, 2023 02:46
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- Khanstant
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MoriArty is one of the more prolific artist dwarves, and trustworthy fellow
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Mar 25, 2023 17:55
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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Papa Gnome, master licker of asses
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Mar 26, 2023 04:30
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- Khanstant
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Guacamoly is fun at parties but if he's out too long he gets a bit funky and not in the fun way.
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Mar 26, 2023 18:31
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Noisy and Industry like to argue about whether noise is a derivative form of industrial music.
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Mar 26, 2023 20:45
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- Khanstant
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Boise is so boy crazy!!!
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Mar 28, 2023 03:41
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- Khanstant
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lmao I met the original Cardi today and learned by there's a Cardi B
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Mar 28, 2023 04:14
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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slumpy is my friend and he will post ITT
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Mar 28, 2023 06:17
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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waiting for slumpy to post
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Mar 28, 2023 14:12
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Chi Chi the dwarf, who comes bearing chips and salsa
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Mar 28, 2023 15:12
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- Khanstant
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Edamame is little shy at first but once they come out of their shell they really shine
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Mar 28, 2023 16:39
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- Khanstant
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Sanitary is my go-to dwarf when i am covered in globs of germ
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Mar 30, 2023 00:42
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