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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
How could Swerve say that

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1638862040294100992

The funny comedy match wasn’t earned because it did not meet the statutory minimum length of heel manager triumph first

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1638862040294100992

The funny comedy match wasn’t earned because it did not meet the statutory minimum length of heel manager triumph first

I mean dude loving won that ladder match.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1638862040294100992

The funny comedy match wasn’t earned because it did not meet the statutory minimum length of heel manager triumph first


Stokely should have Mark Sterling draft up a lawsuit

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1638862040294100992

The funny comedy match wasn’t earned because it did not meet the statutory minimum length of heel manager triumph first

Also it was literally just a Dynamite match. How much build does every match on Dynamite need?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
It’s just funny how they’re always about how there’s “no story” but wwe literally every single week just has no matches announced and has people just go let’s wrestle with no previous storyline or anything.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

The_Rob posted:

It’s just funny how they’re always about how there’s “no story” but wwe literally every single week just has no matches announced and has people just go let’s wrestle with no previous storyline or anything.

If you use the "logic" of these people then Cody Rhodes' entire story revolves around you having to watch multiple different promotions, Sammy Guevara's vlog, and years of WWE programming on Peacock in order to understand what's going on. That's not even getting into the Bray Wyatt stuff where you need to scan QR codes or have recently watched House of 1000 Corpses to understand what's going on.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Coolness Averted posted:


Stokely should have Mark Sterling draft up a lawsuit

Roll with this unironically, give me sympathetic babyface Stokely


I think he'd implode even attempting it.:allears:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1638936940623060993

We're just plumbing new depths of "making up things to get mad about"

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Drakkel posted:

Also I've seen multiple people using this Spongebob meme to compare WWE and AEW and like, ya'll know Spongebob won that contest right?

the person posting it is using it in a pro-AEW context, so I think they know

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?




I hate that the video game has become such a talking point for these dipshits.

Presumably, they began development in 2019. That was four years ago, building a brand new wrestling game from scratch.

Developing video games is hard! Four-five years is honestly exactly how long the average game dev cycle is these days!

People are idiots!

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
To be fair the idea of wrestling game taking time to develop so it's not unplayable dogshit is pretty foreign to WWE fans

(Also I somehow missed the point on that Spongebob post but I've seen people online use it completely unironically)

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1638936940623060993

We're just plumbing new depths of "making up things to get mad about"

I knew Vikingo was doing Shoot Dragonranas. Volk Han would be proud I think.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1638936940623060993

We're just plumbing new depths of "making up things to get mad about"

Shoot lucha libre...

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
If you know anything about Garrett Kidney this is a very funny thing to say.

https://twitter.com/B9863279/status/1639021444482093056

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I've never seen a Garrett Kidney tweet.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Cavauro posted:

I've never seen a Garrett Kidney tweet.

But do you know anything about him?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I do, mate.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Cavauro posted:

I do, mate.

Then you appreciate this.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
What is there to know about Garret Kidney, is it that he watches WWE

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

He was one of the TNA forums' less demented guys and eventually became TNA 's social media guy for a bit.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

flashy_mcflash posted:

He was one of the TNA forums' less demented guys and eventually became TNA 's social media guy for a bit.

He is a two time and current TNA Social Media guy and hosts a TNA podcast.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

That's right.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/Oladipo_SZN/status/1639004115215810562

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Framing the Punk/AEW split as "PWG poo poo and Serious Indie Wrestling simply can't coexist" rather than "CM Punk is an abrasive rear end in a top hat who burned a bridge" is funny on its own, but "CM Punk is Bernie and The Elite are Hillary" is next level

https://twitter.com/trillmoregirls/status/1639082267698970624

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


Is Adam Cole Trump Bernie or Clinton?

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Big Dave posted:

Is Adam Cole Trump Bernie or Clinton?

Jeb

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Big Dave posted:

Is Adam Cole Trump Bernie or Clinton?

Kucinich

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

xbilkis posted:

Kucinich

lmao i also thought of ol dennis

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

He stands at ringside, waiting for the big drop in the music to hit. Finally, he shouts:

"please clap"

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

xbilkis posted:

Kucinich

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



That's fine, Vince is Reagan

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I cannot believe that there are people in 2023 actually boosting big dick johnson

That dude personifies the 2005-2015 era of dumb bullshit that drove me away

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


please boom

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Ganso Bomb posted:

please budge

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
budge! the exclamation denotes excitement

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




John Silver getting a whole arena to yell BUDGE is the best thing he’s ever done

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



History Comes Inside! posted:

John Silver getting a whole arena to yell BUDGE is the best thing he’s ever done

I absolutely loved these BTE episodes and more so when Adam Cole felt alone without Silver and Reynolds around making Britt angry

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
https://twitter.com/wrestlenomics/status/1639268632260755456

Posted here cause the replies are filled with "But was it PROFITABLE!?" takes from a legion of armchair business analysts

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
https://twitter.com/MickRodriguezNJ/status/1639273094262018053

That doesn't even cover the very real value of the rental cost that I know as an expert in event management in the Dayton area and did not just make up in my head!

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