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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Man, Gene rules.

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
On bein Ian they said gene skipped out on six shows because they tried to pick him up in a suburban instead of a limo on the first night in Poughkeepsie

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

moist turtleneck posted:

On bein Ian they said gene skipped out on six shows because they tried to pick him up in a suburban instead of a limo on the first night in Poughkeepsie

lmao

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

moist turtleneck posted:

On bein Ian they said gene skipped out on six shows because they tried to pick him up in a suburban instead of a limo on the first night in Poughkeepsie

I see what you did there

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch

slave to my cravings posted:

I listened to the original ep of that rumor a while ago and it always sounded like it was one of the original Baltimore/DC/MD comics like Irwin or Greg pahanish that did it. I’m not saying it was either one of those guys just one of the guys in that lovely comedy scene

getting caught up on this thread

the girl did not have Down’s syndrome but is absolutely mentally handicapped, could be extreme autism no one really knows. she hangs around the stand and used to hang out around the creek a lot and is presumably from a rich family. most comics were polite enough to her but Jake was on an insane bender and hosed her in a car. I do not know if it was his hers or someone else’s. the known confrontations about it had him saying it’s fine she can consent she deserves to have sex like anyone else

this is right when he was opening for patton was doing every podcast and was scheduled to do rogan. then he did his weird everyone is a fascist turn and lost his mind. feuding with Luis Gomez probably makes it tougher to get booked on his shows (probably not honestly) but he has no real power in the industry to block anyone else’s career

he was in my nearby midsized city within 4 hours of NYC fairly recently and was asking people if they thought he could be a big name in their comedy scene if he moved

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Lmfao

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

hell yeah more loreheads

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

extremely hell yeah rear end post

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

True Socialism is being united in ridiculing jake Flores, you love to see it

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch

holefoods posted:

hell yeah more loreheads

not quite that kind of freak I just know some loudmouths from the industry who were around him at the time. he is a weird fuckin dude and everyone decided it was better not to be associated with him which is why he mostly does shows with musicians/dominatrixes now.

the only other stuff is allegedly some big right wing org approached Ian and offered him a poo poo ton of money to do some stuff with them and he told them to gently caress off. also something described as “real bad” involving stav that won’t go anywhere because the person effected doesn’t want to go public but it contributed to the end of cumtown. I don’t know how much I believe either of those though and this is from a person who does an insane amount of cocaine. im gay.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

John Romero posted:

not quite that kind of freak I just know some loudmouths from the industry who were around him at the time. he is a weird fuckin dude and everyone decided it was better not to be associated with him which is why he mostly does shows with musicians/dominatrixes now.

the only other stuff is allegedly some big right wing org approached Ian and offered him a poo poo ton of money to do some stuff with them and he told them to gently caress off. also something described as “real bad” involving stav that won’t go anywhere because the person effected doesn’t want to go public but it contributed to the end of cumtown. I don’t know how much I believe either of those though and this is from a person who does an insane amount of cocaine. im gay.

ill believe literally anything you say

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

ian fans still feasting.

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
It's all true

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

ian hosed stav in the rear end

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

John Romero posted:

the girl did not have Down’s syndrome but is absolutely mentally handicapped, could be extreme autism no one really knows. she hangs around the stand and used to hang out around the creek a lot and is presumably from a rich family. most comics were polite enough to her but Jake was on an insane bender and hosed her in a car. I do not know if it was his hers or someone else’s. the known confrontations about it had him saying it’s fine she can consent she deserves to have sex like anyone else

Sticking it to the 1% by having sex with their mentally handicapped daughters.

I never even considered that the car didn't belong to Jake, lmao

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i like that nick's jake flores is pretty much the same as his seth rogan and they just go "BUHHHH, UHHHHH" a bunch

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Stav making drunk girls sign shoddy NDAs on the back of hamburger wrappers

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch
i can also disclose that a certain half mexican comic we like joking about was indeed hanging out with a certain half japanese blogger/podcast host because he thought he could use his connections in political media but it turned out that certain blogger was already cut off from that world due to some questionable conversations with some women of questionable age so he stopped hanging out with him

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch

moist turtleneck posted:

Stav making drunk girls sign shoddy NDAs on the back of hamburger wrappers


dude has tons of high tier mid/low tier beautiful girls throwing themselves at him in midsize cities across america at this point like begging him to spit and piss on them

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Ugh imagine the smell of him next to you on a plane he probably open mouth chews in his sleep

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
dam this thread has the hottest of goss

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Also: I was struck again by how funny it is that an offhand joke by Adam, Ian and Recine when Nick was away has culminated in an interview with Ernie Hudson.

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch

moist turtleneck posted:

Ugh imagine the smell of him next to you on a plane he probably open mouth chews in his sleep

imagine passing up like a guaranteed $1000-2000 to meet up with an onlyfans subscriber and yell at his little rear end dick to instead wait in the lobby of what you believe is the hotel the comedy club puts performers up in for 6 hours for stav to trudge in through those sliding doors

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
I don't know what to believe anymore.

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Awww geez

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

does “really bad” mean more or less bad than virgil texas

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch

inferis posted:

does “really bad” mean more or less bad than virgil texas

i dont know dude the guy i know doesnt know either which means its probably not true

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
he got too fat for hats

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
yeah, i'm tryna do some corls and get some big orms, get jacked for tha summer

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
buff boi summer prep started 6 months ago. its too late to start now

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Sunk Dunk posted:

ill believe literally anything you say

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Mordja posted:

dam this thread has the hottest of goss

Not yet it doesn't!



There we go

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

virgil texas was stav in a corset wearing asian(?) face

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

can we get the ik to kill john romero when he posts too. thanks and god bless

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

john romero is about to make stav his bitch

Social Media
Jan 21, 2010

holefoods posted:

john romero is about to make stav his bitch

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Clown has lots of probes but they're from mods i don't recognize/give a gently caress about so let a man swagger around a little jeez

holefoods posted:

john romero is about to make stav his bitch

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John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Clown has lots of probes but they're from mods i don't recognize/give a gently caress about so let a man swagger around a little jeez

I got chain proved to the max limit by Larry parrish because I posted bad.

every few months I post in imp zone until I do a bad one and then I try again later

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