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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



If we switched to closing Applebee's and Facebook, we'd cripple an entire generation.

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Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What do I win if I'm a zoomer who drank out of a garden hose, uses cursive handwriting, and knows stick shift

oh wait it's still scorn from old people huh

gently caress

May god have mercy on your soul if you’ve ever known the taste of an avocado.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1638155720691417088?t=VKUgLiSQw3tRBm-cQQgfcA&s=19

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

https://twitter.com/wesley_gwyn/status/1638156536160702468?s=20
https://twitter.com/Eurobeat_SME/status/1638201533027237888?s=20

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
I take everything Right Wing Cope posts with a grain of salt, some of them are over the top ridiculous and stink of "fake meme".....but then again.....

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


https://twitter.com/maxenxia/status/1638180198637084672

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
• Why is it when archaeologists find human remains, they always determine that they are either male or female and none of the other many of genders?
• Why is it that so many are more outraged that Brittney Griner was stuck in Russia than they were about Americans being stranded in Afghanistan?
• How is it that the government can’t control gasoline prices… But the weather is something they can fix?
• If kids knew what they wanted to be at age eight, the world would be filled with cowboys and princesses. I wanted to be a pirate.
Thank goodness nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye removal and peg-leg surgery. —Bill Maher
• Why were we told to lower our AC usage on hot days to prevent overwhelming the electric grid while simultaneously being told to trade in our gas cars for electric vehicles?
• Why is canceling student debt a good idea? Does it make sense to reward people who do not honor their financial commitment by taxing the people who do?
• Does it make sense to cut off oil from an ally and buy it from an enemy who calls for your death?
• Eliminating the production of 500,000 American barrels of oil a day to buy 500,000 barrels a day from Russia is simply…well…stupid.
• Are we living in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended?
• Why is talking sexually in the workplace considered sexual harassment to adults…but talking about sexuality to children K-3 at school considered education?
• I saw a movie where only the police and military had guns; it was called Schindler’s List.
• Why are we running out of money for Social Security and Medicare and not for welfare, illegals and free college?
• If an 18 year old isn’t mature enough to own a firearm, then maybe five year olds aren’t mature enough to change their gender
• Nobody called it “Toxic Masculinity" when we were saving the world.
• Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free… Just like socialism.
• The most powerful governments on earth can’t stop a virus from spreading… but they say they can change the earth’s temperature if you pay more taxes.
• Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That’s how gun control and COVID lockdowns work.
This explains why the United States today is not the country that I grew up in.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



All those words when "I'm a lead-brained idiot Boomer" would suffice.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Ah, yes, those moral folks who paid back their loans, like those companies that paid back every dollar of their PPP loans.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Medullah posted:

• Why is it when archaeologists find human remains, they always determine that they are either male or female and none of the other many of genders?

This one is so funny because it shows how little they know. Recently in Finland an old find from 1968 was given a new DNA analyses. At the time of the finding the medieval burial site had confused researchers because they had the remains of a person dressed in jewellery and clothing typical of the era's women. But then there was a sword by the cadavers side, which is typical of men's graves. None of the presented theories was satisfactory. With the latest technology and better understanding of the plurality of gender we are finally able to solve the mystery, to some extent anyway. We still won't know what gender identity this person had for themselves personally or from their community, but burial with a sword and jewels seems to signify that they were respected as they were.

https://www.cambridge.org/core/jour...17833D87C997D3D

quote:

In 1968, a weapon grave with brooches was found at Suontaka Vesitorninmäki, Hattula, Finland. Since then, the grave has been interpreted as evidence of powerful women, even female warriors and leaders in early medieval Finland. Others have denied the possibility of a woman buried with a sword and tried to explain it as a double burial. We present the first modern analysis of the grave, including an examination of its context, a soil sample analysis for microremains, and an aDNA analysis. Based on these analyses, we suggest a new interpretation: the Suontaka grave possibly belonged to an individual with sex-chromosomal aneuploidy XXY. The overall context of the grave indicates that it was a respected person whose gender identity may well have been non-binary.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Please take bill m's eye and leg

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Medullah posted:

• Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free… Just like socialism.

How much do mice usually pay for cheese?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Medullah posted:

• Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free… Just like socialism.

This one makes me both laugh and like trying to parse out how its written made my brain hurt.

Half of these too are basically like, because you are lying to make your point is the answer.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

quote:

• Nobody called it “Toxic Masculinity" when we were saving the world.

I am absolutely fascinated with this. Does the writer think he has saved the world and thus has the license to manspread?

Mods change my name to MRA Jesus, thx

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

Nenonen posted:

I am absolutely fascinated with this. Does the writer think he has saved the world and thus has the license to manspread?

Mods change my name to MRA Jesus, thx

No, the writer is doing the thing where they pretend that they think that when a feminist says "Toxic Masculinity" they are saying that "All Masculinityis Toxic".

"Saving the world?" Does this writer believe that American soldiers have done anything to contribute to the safety, security, or freedom of the world in the last 50 years? Are they doing the thing where boomers take credit for wars that ended before they were born, again?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Nebrilos posted:

No, the writer is doing the thing where they pretend that they think that when a feminist says "Toxic Masculinity" they are saying that "All Masculinityis Toxic".

"Saving the world?" Does this writer believe that American soldiers have done anything to contribute to the safety, security, or freedom of the world in the last 50 years? Are they doing the thing where boomers take credit for wars that ended before they were born, again?

Both.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Nenonen posted:

I am absolutely fascinated with this. Does the writer think he has saved the world and thus has the license to manspread?

Mods change my name to MRA Jesus, thx

Boomers think they landed in Normandy, they think their parents legacy is theirs.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
https://twitter.com/ValuePrinciple/status/1495542942831763457?t=lK3aDbuonlp3UbR1Ny0gdw&s=19

Panfilo fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 9, 2023

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Mooseontheloose posted:

Boomers think they landed in Normandy, they think their parents legacy is theirs.

Toxic masculinity saved the world from the Nazis, and the Nazis just appeared out of nowhere because Satan made them.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.



A I supposed to take this dude seriously when his pfp looks like a jacked Mr. Bean?

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

CuddleCryptid posted:

Toxic masculinity saved the world from the Nazis, and the Nazis just appeared out of nowhere because Satan made them.

Those evil effeminate Nazis!

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

PerniciousKnid posted:

Those evil effeminate Nazis!

As seen in the documentary "Springtime for Hitler".

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

J.A.B.C. posted:

A I supposed to take this dude seriously when his pfp looks like a jacked Mr. Bean?

The funny part to me about that poo poo is that ours is a culture that largely believes that our best days are long behind us. The greatest of the greats have come and gone, and nothing anyone ever does will come close. But yeah, you should do something that will get you a statue, even though by his standards, literally nothing these imaginary young people could produce would be worthy.

The Pittsburgh Steelers will never surpass the Steelers lineup of the 70s, the Constitution does not ever need hosed with because the Founding Fathers were so wise and smart that they got it right the first time (ignore the amendments), and doesn't need to be modernized. There will never be another Michaelangelo or Da Vinci, and trying to make art is a waste of time anyways, go get a real job at the factory.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Take your benzos, watch your porn, have sex with random people



Yes and?

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

Professor Beetus posted:

Take your benzos, watch your porn, have sex with random people



Yes and?

It's suggesting that all of these things are shortcuts/cheap substitutes for the Real Experiences of Life (serotonin earned from Successful Entrepreneurship and sex within a Godly Marriage) that you're too Lazy to ever earn/attempt because you're a pansy lib, and because all of your time and energy is spent promoting the idea that the system has failed you to justify your aforementioned lazy pansy.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

the_steve posted:

The funny part to me about that poo poo is that ours is a culture that largely believes that our best days are long behind us. The greatest of the greats have come and gone, and nothing anyone ever does will come close. But yeah, you should do something that will get you a statue, even though by his standards, literally nothing these imaginary young people could produce would be worthy.

The Pittsburgh Steelers will never surpass the Steelers lineup of the 70s, the Constitution does not ever need hosed with because the Founding Fathers were so wise and smart that they got it right the first time (ignore the amendments), and doesn't need to be modernized. There will never be another Michaelangelo or Da Vinci, and trying to make art is a waste of time anyways, go get a real job at the factory.

A lot of it just comes from historical distance. As you mythologize someone all the parts that are negatives fall away. The Roman Empire was great and powerful, it certainly wasn't full of backstabbing (in a few cases literally) politicians. The US was born from a perfect revolution against an unquestioning evil, and guaranteed rights for some. The great scientists of the past were amazing visionaries who discovered everything for themselves except that they were building off work of everyone else in most cases.

Now you are faced down with "X did something? But they did all this bad stuff too!" Or "Y was discovered? But it took so long and so many people were involved!" because you are seeing the real effects firsthand.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Vaginaface posted:

It's suggesting that all of these things are shortcuts/cheap substitutes for the Real Experiences of Life (serotonin earned from Successful Entrepreneurship and sex within a Godly Marriage) that you're too Lazy to ever earn/attempt because you're a pansy lib, and because all of your time and energy is spent promoting the idea that the system has failed you to justify your aforementioned lazy pansy.

it also comes from a place where those guys pining for that are only doing it because they are incels who think that x y or z is the reason they can't get laid. In their minds, the inability to gently caress or even establish any sort of fulfilling relationship with a partner is the fault of modern decadent society and not their own for being gross little dudes in their family basement. They've essentially created a lil religion to explain a thing their brains can't comprehend.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Medullah posted:

• Does it make sense to cut off oil from an ally and buy it from an enemy who calls for your death?
• Eliminating the production of 500,000 American barrels of oil a day to buy 500,000 barrels a day from Russia is simply…well…stupid.

Wait is Russia our ally we're cutting off oil from? I'm trying to think who else it could be, if buying oil from Russia is also stupid, but I don't think we've embargoed anyone else besides Iran.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

VitalSigns posted:

Wait is Russia our ally we're cutting off oil from? I'm trying to think who else it could be, if buying oil from Russia is also stupid, but I don't think we've embargoed anyone else besides Iran.

Longshot: Canada? Is this talking about the keystone pipeline?

numerrik
Jul 15, 2009

Falcon Punch!

Probably Japan, which just cleared a sale for Russian oil over the sanctions cap price

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Vaginaface posted:

Longshot: Canada? Is this talking about the keystone pipeline?

It's possible. Keystone XL is named because it's exclusively for Canada-to-China export but conservatives seem to think it stands for "Extra Large"

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

... Yes?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
is McD woke now? (what did it do to lose the definately real 1 trillion babbillion chud demographic, man they are sooooo powerful, their posting is sooo powerful and important. )

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman

PhazonLink posted:

is McD woke now? (what did it do to lose the definately real 1 trillion babbillion chud demographic, man they are sooooo powerful, their posting is sooo powerful and important. )

Looks like it's just an analogy - apparently this person thinks running a different fast food chain wouldn't help for some reason.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Literally impossible for McDonald's to be anything close to ethical

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
McDonald's is open on sunday, and you're allowed to work there while being openly queer. Clearly this "manager" wouldn't understand chik fil a.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

The nation is run by executives that want to do things slightly different but still have the same techniques and motives while the workers are left to deal with managing them and doing the actual work of running the place. A leftist political screed.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I’d say McDonald’s is probably more profitable than Chik Fil A so bringing in a manager from McDonalds would probably be the right choice with they’re brokebrains.

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Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Poor people work at mcdonalds and being poor is a moral failure. Chik fil a likely doesn't pay appreciably more, but hating gay people is virtuous enough to overcome their other failings.

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