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This seems suspiciously custom built for this thread and one poster in particular. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYCBXLgu/
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Mar 24, 2023 17:09
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Angepain posted:i am having particular trouble with the trolls who keep making me solve elaborate riddles before i can pass That'd be old granitarse of legend
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Bobby Deluxe posted:This seems suspiciously custom built for this thread and one poster in particular. Well I thought it was great anyway, nice Superchunk kinda vibe
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Mar 24, 2023 17:14
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Think of your wife's vagina as a small boat and the clit as the plug. As soon as you understand this the rest will follow.
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Mar 24, 2023 17:19
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Bobby Deluxe posted:This seems suspiciously custom built for this thread and one poster in particular. Mods?? I am being called out here. I've given up preaching the word of Euler, Big Venn is too powerful. The Venn diagram of the set of people who know about Euler diagrams, S, and the set of people who post Venn Diagram memes, T, is such that S ∩ T= ∅.
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Mar 24, 2023 17:23
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Nenonen posted:Think of your wife's vagina as a small boat 
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big scary monsters posted:S ∩ T= ∅. Is this the sequel to DU∩C?
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Mar 24, 2023 17:25
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*bokmål noises*
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Mar 24, 2023 17:31
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Angepain posted:dear the guardian. my wife is withholding the secrets of the clitoris from me, and refuses to allow me access to them until I have fought my way to the centre of the perilous labyrinth where they are kept. i am having particular trouble with the trolls who keep making me solve elaborate riddles before i can pass I even have a level 70 Blood Elf Paladin, and she still refuses!
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Mar 24, 2023 17:41
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One labia always tells the truth, the other always lies
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Mar 24, 2023 17:43
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Marmaduke! posted:He reads like a joke Digitiser character lmao
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Mar 24, 2023 17:43
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Props to the young man driving a BMW (lol, of course) at 7:20 this morning whose car absolutely reeked of weed as it crawled past my bus stop in traffic.
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Mar 24, 2023 17:45
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kingturnip posted:Props to the young man driving a BMW (lol, of course) at 7:20 this morning whose car absolutely reeked of weed as it crawled past my bus stop in traffic. That's like criticising the icecream van for playing the little jingle - you have to advertise
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Mar 24, 2023 17:54
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He'd probably been doing that for about 3 hours
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Mar 24, 2023 17:59
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Failed Imagineer posted:That's like criticising the icecream van for playing the little jingle - you have to advertise I'm still not sure whether that one ice cream van that would drive around where I lived as a student and everyone said also sold weed really did or not. It doesn't seem that unlikely, but I never wanted to be the guy asking the ice cream man who just sold ice cream for a 99 and an eighth.
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Mar 24, 2023 18:22
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Yeah I live in a council estate and there's an ice cream van in the winter, is it drugs because I'm not a fan of ice cream. I'm a lactose intolerant immigrant sorry.
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Mar 24, 2023 18:34
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When I lived in Perth there was a meth lab on a primary school's grounds in a purported to be disused storage shed, so anything is possible. It was actually literally across the road from my flat at the time - no one had a loving clue whatsoever until it was finally uncovered.
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Speaking of popular occupations for pedophiles, Laurence Fox has a new project, changing the education system to make things easier for child groomers.  https://twitter.com/scib0rg/status/1638979657235304448 I forget which feminist said it, but the idea of patriarchy telling men that every man above them considers them property, so they should in turn consider 'their' women and children property is on full display here.
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Yeah, you do. And you would hope that you'd consider that a sign that your son has a good head on his shoulders and is learning how to treat people properly in future...
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Skull Servant posted:https://twitter.com/gavreilly/status/1639206562190487553?t=FUyug78YE7J0_NzsIMN0fg&s=19 that was my DUP MP that put that forward lol this is he 
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Fred Armisen cosplaying as Briefcase Wanker can't keep getting away with this
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Mar 24, 2023 19:36
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G-Man is even more terrifying in real life
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Mar 24, 2023 19:37
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who put the frog in a suit
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OwlFancier posted:Yeah, you do. And you would hope that you'd consider that a sign that your son has a good head on his shoulders and is learning how to treat people properly in future... And then the other people are just like "hmm, yes" and not "why are you still allowed near schools?"
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Mar 24, 2023 20:09
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It wouldn't have been taught when I was in school but that was decades ago now, it's absolutely something I would hope is being taught today though, and I can totally imagine a kid being taught the basic concept of consent for interpersonal interactions and then going home and saying that to their parents. The correct response though is to be proud that your kid has the brains to demonstrate a good skill they've learned in school. It's like being mad that your kid came home and used algebra except consent is far more useful than algebra.
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Mar 24, 2023 20:18
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I remember my sister telling me about a lesson she had in junior school where she was told that if anyone, even a parent, touched them in a way they didn't want them to that was wrong and they were to tell another trusted adult. Of course in my young brain I thought this meant being smacked if you did something wrong. It was only later when I that lesson myself I realised that it was much more than physical abuse. We've taught children about consent even from family members for a long time.
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Mar 24, 2023 20:28
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https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1639285144749068290
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bessantj posted:I remember my sister telling me about a lesson she had in junior school where she was told that if anyone, even a parent, touched them in a way they didn't want them to that was wrong and they were to tell another trusted adult. Of course in my young brain I thought this meant being smacked if you did something wrong. It was only later when I that lesson myself I realised that it was much more than physical abuse. We've taught children about consent even from family members for a long time. I don't think I got anything like that, just how to put a condom on a styrofoam willy.
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Mar 24, 2023 20:31
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big scary monsters posted:99 and an eighth. That's one of my accounts
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Mar 24, 2023 20:33
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OwlFancier posted:I don't think I got anything like that, just how to put a condom on a styrofoam willy. I had that in high school. Though no styrofoam willy.
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Mar 24, 2023 20:44
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OwlFancier posted:The correct response though is to be proud that your kid has the brains to demonstrate a good skill they've learned in school. It's like being mad that your kid came home and used algebra except consent is far more useful than algebra. His lot are the exact group of people who go around saying "I do not consent to this imposition on my freeborn personage" to the self-checkout tills at Asda, so we know he knows it's not inherently sexual, he just doesn't like that line of reasoning being used against him. A much better interview on the exact same theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5VaPQflLq0
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Mar 24, 2023 20:50
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I swear every neighbourhood has an apocryphal weed-delivering ice cream van. They can't ALL be wrong! When I was a student in Nottingham it was taxi drivers. Just phenomenal service ; ring a central number, and there'd be a taxi at your address within minutes to drive you a few hundred yards away and then gently caress off again.
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Guavanaut posted:If it did go down the way that Fox said, his kid said something about consent and he flipped out and assumed it was something sexual and then went on about strangers privates, that's even weirder. That's exactly what it sounds like, the school introduces the concept of consent (presumably as part of "basic loving manners" that I imagine all these far right weirdos think should be in the curriculum) and then he flips his lid because he immediately assumed that it was intrinsically sexual, rang up the school to whinge about that, got told that the school doesn't teach sexual content until the kids are older, then proudly boasted to them that he had actually told his kid about that already because he's determined to be angry about something.
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every Domino's I've ever worked at has had a guy who'd drop some weed off with your pizza if he knew you
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If anyone who takes Mezavant for colitis has been wondering what weed smells like, it’s exactly the same - to the point my wife jokes about how many unfortunate colitis sufferers there seem to be in Brixton
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Secrets of the clit chat: the person doling out advice is Pamela Stephenson who older posters may remember as being a popular comedian 40+ years ago on a show called Not the Nine o clock news which IIRC was also where Rowan Atkinson found fame. She married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychotherapist Maybe she just doesn't fancy him anymore but considers it her wifely duty to do the minimum.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:She married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychotherapist And had her own programme called Shrink Rap, on which she interviewed Chris Langham from The Thick Of It, after his release from prison for being a paedo. It was interesting.
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kingturnip posted:Props to the young man driving a BMW (lol, of course) at 7:20 this morning whose car absolutely reeked of weed as it crawled past my bus stop in traffic. The thought of driving while high is absurd to me, it really is e: mind you I can do a reasonable impression of a competent driver in GTA. minimal pedestrian casualties
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