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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cat Hatter posted:

I'm not going to keep staring at that image, but aren't only the dark blue ones the other way?

Although having to buy tiles with the correct chirality would be an experience.

Tiles can be flipped over.

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Jusupov
May 24, 2007
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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Tiles can be flipped over.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Tiles can be flipped over.

Yeah, in the way that anything can be flipped over. Tiles tend to be rough on one side for better adhesion and smooth on the other for aesthetics, comfort, and cleanability.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Tiles can be flipped over.

In this physical world, though, ceramic wall or floor tiles have glazing on one side and the other side is super coarse to ensure that they stick to the mortar.

Nevertheless I don't think that the mathematicians found this out by manufacturing actual tiles of different shapes and then seeing where that leads them. Though I haven't read the article so it might as well be true. But cutting weird shaped tiles will be a pain in the arse. (The answer is to not cut them, you just continue tiling the infinite plane.)

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Ah, I see you got my anti-slip floor installed! :tipshat:

kid sinister
Nov 16, 2002

Nenonen posted:

Ah, I see you got my anti-slip floor installed! :tipshat:

I used to work in a restaurant that had these textured tiles in the kitchen. They had these tiles with crosses on top to prevent slipping. They didn't work. At all.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Nenonen posted:

(The answer is to not cut them, you just continue tiling the infinite plane.)

I'd have never suspected that Grey Goo would just be a floor tiling system

Xerol
Jan 13, 2007


quote:

This unit has an open floor plan with tons of natural light. The kitchen is updated with everything one needs. Beautiful tile floor, gray cabinets, large sink, under counter lighting, Butcher Block Counters, and tile backsplash.







It just gets worse and worse the longer I look at it.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Xerol posted:







It just gets worse and worse the longer I look at it.

I will never make fun of builder's beige ever again. Holy poo poo.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Bigger than my current kitchen, I'll take it.

Orvin
Sep 9, 2006




Xerol posted:







It just gets worse and worse the longer I look at it.

Were you expecting an actual good update? They didn’t say anything about the quality. Just a list of checkboxes to be filled. And they did them all with the lowest cost contractor who probably never sobered up the entire time he was working the job.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I'm the lovely alignment on nearly every panel.
And for chrissakes, screw your stiles together.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

PainterofCrap posted:

I'm the lovely alignment on nearly every panel.
And for chrissakes, screw your stiles together.

Oh gently caress I kind of breezed over it until you mentioned the alignment. Now these pictures make me seasick to look at.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
I am still pondering the under-counter lighting. I guess it does get pretty dark in the cupboard under the sink.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Dr.Smasher posted:

I will never make fun of builder's beige ever again. Holy poo poo.

Greige is worse than beige because there isn't any surface they won't throw it on.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


If the main light is in the center, then your own stupid body casts a shadow on the counter.
More lighting is cool and good.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'




:thunk:

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009




hngggggh

Shalhavet
Dec 10, 2010

This post is terrible
Doctor Rope
"Updated with everything one needs" unless you need a microwave in which case you will sacrifice half the counter space.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Let's not overlook whatever's going on here

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

HappyHippo posted:

Let's not overlook whatever's going on here



What isn't going on here

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

HappyHippo posted:

Let's not overlook whatever's going on here



So that's what happens to the two or three lonely boxes of clearance tile on the end cap at Home Depot

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1638895184883912704?s=20

It's literally impossible to know how these tiles will line up.

The sub unit is a wedge of a hexagon, so if you got those in a variety of colors you could do this pattern in tile without needing weird shapes or worrying about reflections.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

First of May posted:

The sub unit is a wedge of a hexagon, so if you got those in a variety of colors you could do this pattern in tile without needing weird shapes or worrying about reflections.

Yeah, at the expense of doing eight times as much work.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Platystemon posted:

Yeah, at the expense of doing eight times as much work.

3 cuts per hexagon

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

peanut posted:

If the main light is in the center, then your own stupid body casts a shadow on the counter.
More lighting is cool and good.

You must be in those pornos where you get stuck in your cabinets if you need all that under counter lighting.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Bird in a Blender posted:

You must be in those pornos where you get stuck in your cabinets if you need all that under counter lighting.

Ok look, I just want it to look like the briefcase in Pulp Fiction every time I open my pantry, you got me?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Xerol posted:







It just gets worse and worse the longer I look at it.
That's not a house, it's the cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


peanut posted:

If the main light is in the center, then your own stupid body casts a shadow on the counter.
More lighting is cool and good.

Yes but the listing says "under counter lighting".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Hey!! Thats my home town.

Fuckin tourist trap bullshit.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

wesleywillis posted:

Hey!! Thats my home town.

Fuckin tourist trap bullshit.

Wow that's a small town.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

wesleywillis posted:

Hey!! Thats my home town.

Fuckin tourist trap bullshit.

Stop hiring Australian architects.

kid sinister
Nov 16, 2002

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Figured out why the thermostat did nothing and none of the wires to it were live: they ran the cable for it but never connected the other end to the timer/control unit :psyduck:

As I think I posted before, the previous owner was the first one and the structure of this house is actually pretty drat good, but there are mysterious finish issues we keep finding like this where you think "how did you live here for 8 years and never think 'gee I wonder why the thermostat does nothing?'"

Also they redid the entire downstairs floor in tiles that were reasonably well laid but are like 150mm by 45mm and they used white grout on a floor jfc. It looks fine but god is it inconsistently coloured now

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
I'm guessing they had a fancier thermostat they took with them and slapped a cheaper unit on the wall when they moved. "poo poo, where do these wires go...whatever, its the next guy's problem now."

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


No, they were just idiots. Or more accurately I think, they had zero practical knowledge of anything. They probably didn't even know that the thermostat wasn't doing anything (a placebo thermostat is not a bad idea though tbh).

These are the same people that lived with the front door lock not engaging unless you heavily pushed/pulled it closed because they never thought to get a screwdriver and just adjust the cams on the keep by about a half turn.

Or get the garage door runners greased so it didn't squeal when opened.

There's a lot of this stuff. Just weird minor things where you think "how did you live with X for 8 years?"

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

No, they were just idiots. Or more accurately I think, they had zero practical knowledge of anything. They probably didn't even know that the thermostat wasn't doing anything (a placebo thermostat is not a bad idea though tbh).

These are the same people that lived with the front door lock not engaging unless you heavily pushed/pulled it closed because they never thought to get a screwdriver and just adjust the cams on the keep by about a half turn.

Or get the garage door runners greased so it didn't squeal when opened.

There's a lot of this stuff. Just weird minor things where you think "how did you live with X for 8 years?"

A shockingly large percentage of people can't even use a screwdriver properly, so connecting the dots from squeaky garage door to greasing the track might as well be splitting an atom. We're all outliers here.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

There's a lot of this stuff. Just weird minor things where you think "how did you live with X for 8 years?"

My cousin just bought the house they were renting for like a decade and for the first time ever they are going around checking windows and insulation to get their heating bills down. When it was a rental, it was what it was. But now that it's theirs!

(The landlord they bought it from lived next door and was awesome about maintenance and the inspection didn't find anything wrong with the place.)

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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
I have personally witnessed a kitchen drawer that jumps off track, and then being used continuously, with force, until the track cuts through the bottom of the drawer. On more than one occasion.

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