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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

zone posted:

Steven Seagull, master of the fine art of MSG-Do

"use your weakness as a strength. poo poo on your opponent's head"

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
So does Seagal just draw his hair and beard on with a marker pen or what

Tyler Whitney
Jan 21, 2020

Why don't you make it sing?


Butterfly Valley posted:

So does Seagal just draw his hair and beard on with a marker pen or what

it's like that ron popeil hair spray i'd think

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




zone posted:

Yes, they were short on engineering vehicles and demining gear, not to mention Russians started to even more heavily mine positions. All this stuff is if anything even more important for properly conducting offensives. In the meantime, Russia uses its UR-77s as ersatz missile launchers instead of doing the jobs they were supposed to do, and Ukraine has these as a priority target when they see them, along with ISDMs, which makes it even harder for Russia to eventually defend their positions the more of them get knocked out.

Also there were reports from the Russian side via whinging from war propagandists on telegram that the UR-77s were garbage at mine clearing because the rockets keep missing where they're aiming and not clearing anything, something not previously noticed in their extensive combat history of being used to indiscriminately blow up Syrian and Ukrainian residential blocks.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Butterfly Valley posted:

So does Seagal just draw his hair and beard on with a marker pen or what

he bought a Ming The Merciless costume from Spirit on discount since it was after ween

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1639281135489282049
lmao RIP CSTO for real this time

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
We're very sorry for the loss of your patriot in this special military operation

please accept this 12 pack of Steven Seagal Asian Experience energy drink for you troubles


*3 cans missing, 1 opened and half empty, 5 empty despite not being open*

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
I didn't realize people ate cordyceps. Today I learned.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Aikidon't

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Aikid: do(n't actually know how to fight)

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Deki posted:

I didn't realize people ate cordyceps. Today I learned.

The not thirsty among us.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Deki posted:

I didn't realize people ate cordyceps. Today I learned.

Wood ear mushrooms was weird to me the first time I encountered them too

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1639252621566304256

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Steven Seagal looks like an evil universe copy of Guy Fieri.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Steven Seagal looks like an evil universe copy of Guy Fieri.

Imagine if Guy Fieri had run his own Flavortown mercenary company.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




So now I hate Dave Gilmour but like Rod Stewart.



What a world….

Ok, nothing’s changed, Sledgehammer is a great song

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Wait what did David Gilmour do? Roger Waters is lost to brain rot but

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jonny Nox posted:

So now I hate Dave Gilmour but like Rod Stewart.



What a world….

Ok, nothing’s changed, Sledgehammer is a great song

Gilmour was the one calling Roger Waters a twat

thekeeshman
Feb 21, 2007
Footage of a Russian missile system failing to shoot down a drone... twice.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1639303533307543553

zone
Dec 6, 2016

thekeeshman posted:

Footage of a Russian missile system failing to shoot down a drone... twice.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1639303533307543553

what airdefense doing?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Vince diesel needs to settle the gently caress down and get married to fellow macho former leading man L L cool J so the both of them will have someone to have and to hold on their golden years, dick problems and all.

Edit: wrong thread by I stand by this.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

CSTO is pretty much dead anyways because almost none of the member states want to become Belarus.

zone posted:

what airdefense doing?

Missing for one.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

CommieGIR posted:

CSTO is pretty much dead anyways because almost none of the member states want to become Belarus.

2 CSTO nations going to war with Russia only giving a half hearted "stop it, guys" pretty much sealed it

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Jonny Nox posted:

So now I hate Dave Gilmour but like Rod Stewart.
Wait until you see Rod Stewart's real life's work, his incredible railroad model that he has been working on for 30 years.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

thekeeshman posted:

Footage of a Russian missile system failing to shoot down a drone... twice.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1639303533307543553

Drones rarely work alone, the shots don't even land close. They might have targeted another one in the fleet.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Power Khan posted:

Drones rarely work alone, the shots don't even land close. They might have targeted another one in the fleet.

It's a recon drone, why would there be more than one

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

mobby_6kl posted:

It's a recon drone, why would there be more than one

They never operate them alone. Big and small ones. The rules of Jagga-Jagga

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1639021049206517761

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

how was it not already dead from when armenia tried to invoke the mutual defense clause and putin went "actually, no" and ignored it

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

HonorableTB posted:

how was it not already dead from when armenia tried to invoke the mutual defense clause and putin went "actually, no" and ignored it

Let's just say it's another nail in the coffin.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Power Khan posted:

They never operate them alone. Big and small ones. The rules of Jagga-Jagga
I've googled Jagga-Jagga and that didn't help at all :v:

Yes Pootin can sacrifice millions of russians. What he can't do is throw endless equipment at it, which we can. Why aren't we leveraging this advantage again?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Comstar posted:

Pre-WW2 US army wargames came down to "Who has the most points at location X wins" and you got points for having more weapons.

So they pretty clearly built the tank like you build a custom made Battlemech - fit as many guns as you can on to each single vehicle so you can roll more d6's damage.


And always bring a ton of ammo. Per gun.

uh actually damage for direct-fire weapons in Battletech is, generally, fixed not random. :spergin:
:goonsay:

zone
Dec 6, 2016

mobby_6kl posted:

I've googled Jagga-Jagga and that didn't help at all :v:

Yes Pootin can sacrifice millions of russians. What he can't do is throw endless equipment at it, which we can. Why aren't we leveraging this advantage again?

I agree that equipment deliveries have to be scaled up. More Bradleys and M1A1s would certainly be useful. That said, Strelkov mentioned quite clearly as well that Russia has enough gas in the tank to properly prosecute a war for 9 months to 1 year last February. After that, they're going to basically be out of equipment that matters for their land army.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/1639208048760614915

https://twitter.com/Kingstyler88/status/1639231190589636613
from the replies lmao

Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007

mobby_6kl posted:

Yes Pootin can sacrifice millions of russians. What he can't do is throw endless equipment at it, which we can. Why aren't we leveraging this advantage again?

Because China has even more

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Deki posted:

2 CSTO nations going to war with Russia only giving a half hearted "stop it, guys" pretty much sealed it

Azerbaijan withdrew from the CSTO in 1999. Internationally recognised Armenian territory was attacked in 2022 by a non-member state.

Russia said "sorry, busy" and the remaining members, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan just shuffled their feet and pretended they didn't hear anything. The CSTO is dead as a doornail.

thekeeshman posted:

Footage of a Russian missile system failing to shoot down a drone... twice.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1639303533307543553

Not that surprising. The drone is a man portable model so it's pretty small and the heat seeker of a Strela is designed to shoot down much bigger targets with big bright heat signatures, like helicopters.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Give that man an Oscar, that acting was exquisite.

Yes I'm referring to the blond man.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

the popes toes posted:

Wait until you see Rod Stewart's real life's work, his incredible railroad model that he has been working on for 30 years.

People tod Rod about Ukrzaliznitjsa and dibs on russian armored train and he was on board

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1639317294479294468
This has to be bullshit, how would he know this?

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Postal posted:

Because China has even more

I doubt that.



And they're not sticking their dick in this mess for Poopin, and if if they are, then us dragging our feet isn't going to make a difference.


zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1639317294479294468
This has to be bullshit, how would he know this?

Yeah no idea what those magic Leopards would be, and why some part of the delivery wouldn't be announced while we're talking about Spain handing over 6 and Finland 2 tanks.

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