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Alchenar posted:Give me a comedy about a dysfunctional cia sabotage team running around Russia but every week they try to attack a facility only to find out that the same Russian worker has accidentally set fire to it. *a finger on a monkey's paw curls up* Russian TV creates a reboot of Nasha Russia and has Ravshan and Jamshut set fire to every facility, while the CIA haplessly looks on. It's somehow even more racist than the original.
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Alchenar posted:Give me a comedy about a dysfunctional cia sabotage team running around Russia but every week they try to attack a facility only to find out that the same Russian worker has accidentally set fire to it. Its gotta have canned laugh track and audience reactions.
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Alchenar posted:Give me a comedy about a dysfunctional cia sabotage team running around Russia but every week they try to attack a facility only to find out that the same Russian worker has accidentally set fire to it. Mr. Magoo joins the CIA. Sabotage missions get completed for him by the Russian workers.
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Alchenar posted:Give me a comedy about a dysfunctional cia sabotage team running around Russia but every week they try to attack a facility only to find out that the same Russian worker has accidentally set fire to it.
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Alchenar posted:Give me a comedy about a dysfunctional cia sabotage team running around Russia but every week they try to attack a facility only to find out that the same Russian worker has accidentally set fire to it. Seventeen Moments of Blyat
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CIA teams leaving Castro exploding cigars around factories
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Bell_ posted:This, no poo poo, is an amazing pitch. I need it to happen. Ah yeah definitely is. Can have a whole ep about their handlers bringing them in and chewing them out for being too effective / too obvious and how they are going to get busted while the two nincompoops just look at each other and shrug knowing they haven't still actually done anything at all.
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I suppose its a fair assumption all the Soviet era and current Russian equipment still uses asbestos liberally, as its still actively mined/produced there.
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I'm also legitimately curious how many of these disasters might simply be the result of poorly maintained facilities manned by poorly trained and motivated workers suddenly receiving orders to drastically kick up production due to wartime and things just breaking. From what I understand of Russia, it sounds plausible that many of these places would have been chugging along more or less 'fine' under previous conditions, but if orders come down to actually make these places produce as much as they're supposed to on paper, that could be a recipe for a lot of industrial accidents.
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A few of this subforums posters have spent a lot longer in country and gotten far more intimate with the politics of syria than Jack Murphy. Also lol that your banner picture for "I interviewed someone important" isn't a picture of you and the important person. Did you know I got to interview Macron? Let me just post this picture of me at the Louvre and then write some bullshit. This guy is not a respectable journalist. M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Mar 24, 2023 |
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a podcast for cats posted:*a finger on a monkey's paw curls up* Reminder that shortly before HBO released Chernobyl, Russian TV made a TV movie where Chernobyl's meltdown was caused by the CIA sabotaging it.
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CommieGIR posted:Reminder that shortly before HBO released Chernobyl, Russian TV made a TV movie where Chernobyl's meltdown was caused by the CIA sabotaging it. quote:The Moscow weekly Argumenty i Fakty dismissed the show as “a caricature and not the truth.” Stanislav Natanzon, an anchor at Russia-24, one of the country’s main news channels, joked, “The only things missing are the bears and accordions!” I mean also https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14780354/?ref_=tt_mv_close quote:The action takes place from April to December 1986. The Ukrainian department of the KGB of the USSR becomes aware of the interest shown by foreign intelligence services in the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. To establish the whereabouts of an experienced CIA officer, Albert Lenz, who is suspected of espionage, on the territory of Pripyat, Lieutenant Colonel of military counterintelligence Andrey Nikolaev arrives in the city. quote:Dmitriy Ulyanov How do you do fellow CIA agents?
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Bell_ posted:This, no poo poo, is an amazing pitch. I need it to happen. It's not quite "sabotage in russia", but The Recruit on Netflix might tickle your itch for dysfunctional CIA comedy.
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Alan Smithee posted:https://www.voanews.com/a/europe_russian-tv-series-blames-cia-chernobyl-nuclear-disaster/6169810.html Yeah, it was really bad.
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Alchenar posted:Give me a comedy about a dysfunctional cia sabotage team running around Russia but every week they try to attack a facility only to find out that the same Russian worker has accidentally set fire to it. Isn't that just Rocky and Bullwinkle?
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Quackles posted:Isn't that just Rocky and Bullwinkle? aren't they KGB so CIA boris and natasha
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Alchenar posted:Give me a comedy about a dysfunctional cia sabotage team running around Russia but every week they try to attack a facility only to find out that the same Russian worker has accidentally set fire to it. There's a part in The Hundred Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared that has this flavour. I've only seen the movie, not read the book, but it sounds like the book might actually be funnier.
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Cythereal posted:I'm also legitimately curious how many of these disasters might simply be the result of poorly maintained facilities manned by poorly trained and motivated workers suddenly receiving orders to drastically kick up production due to wartime and things just breaking. From what I understand of Russia, it sounds plausible that many of these places would have been chugging along more or less 'fine' under previous conditions, but if orders come down to actually make these places produce as much as they're supposed to on paper, that could be a recipe for a lot of industrial accidents. I worked in a detergent production facility in America that had a particular air handler that would eat itself and light on fire on a yearly basis. I guess it's cheaper to pay to get it extinguished than figure it out, the building was twenty years past its projected lifespan anyway. So, uh, any sort of ignoring maintenance issues really resonates with me.
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Alan Smithee posted:aren't they KGB No, no, Rocky and Bullwinkle are the dysfunctional CIA assets. 
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bird food bathtub posted:Mr. Magoo joins the CIA. Sabotage missions get completed for him by the Russian workers. Mr Magoo joining the CIA would be hilarious as something akin to a The Inspector (the one from the Pink Panther cartoon) live action series.
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zone posted:Mr Magoo joining the CIA would be hilarious as something akin to a The Inspector (the one from the Pink Panther cartoon) live action series.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inspector_Clouseau
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Lmao that rules
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This should just be the default answer to every single Russian complaint about anything the US or NATO does to support Ukraine.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:There's a part in The Hundred Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared that has this flavour. I've only seen the movie, not read the book, but it sounds like the book might actually be funnier. The books are all like that (there is now several of them), sort of Forrest Gumpesque story of the guy who always has just happened to be the one that causes odd things and historical events to happen around him. "Modern versions of Arto Paasilinna's comedies and folk stories about publicly unknown great men", as defined by the author.
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 thinkin' bout this sharez0ne post "Don't like DU? Hit the bricks! Go home! Just leave! No-one's forcing you to stay here!"
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Alchenar posted:Give me a comedy about a dysfunctional cia sabotage team running around Russia but every week they try to attack a facility only to find out that the same Russian worker has accidentally set fire to it. I think you've found Adam Reed's next project
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https://twitter.com/ChrisO_wiki/status/1639371955886338050 https://twitter.com/ChrisO_wiki/status/1639371964690100226 https://twitter.com/ChrisO_wiki/status/1639371973699444736?s=20 they would have bought Russian but the airsoft shop was out of those
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zone posted:The Inspector (the one from the Pink Panther cartoon) live action series. lol
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orange juche posted:No-one's forcing you to stay here!" I've got bad news (for the mobiks) about this.
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/ChrisO_wiki/status/1639371973699444736?s=20 I guess the two on the right didn't hear the direction to aim at a person.
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Godholio posted:I guess the two on the right didn't hear the direction to aim at a person. Please don't shoot the camera man
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Godholio posted:I guess the two on the right didn't hear the direction to aim at a person. There's a special bond you form with someone when they flag you
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Alan Smithee posted:jesus it could run over it
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:T55 being Challengered: Is this how tanks mate?
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SavageMessiah posted:Is this how tanks mate? Nah, just some light docking.
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:T55 being Challengered: You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.
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