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drk posted:lol, a couple korean guys traveling on fake costa rican passports in the balkans Definitely not on the run
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Pirate Radar posted:Wiki cites a report saying she was murdered by a guy basically named Chris Christov on the orders of a guy named Christopher. As weird as it is, I'll believe it when there are some charges or a body. These crypto weirdos somehow find a way to hide from the autho... This has been a good
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 21:56 |
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Do Kwonvict
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 22:13 |
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US grand jury wasted no time
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:00 |
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rest of the scan here: https://www.docdroid.net/62KjRHY/kwonzi-scheme-2-federal-edition-pdf summary is, if you are going to steal money on the internet, you should remember they also have the internet in the southern district of new york
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US vs Do Kwons bags, perhaps explains why the grand jury was so quick. Also a bit of a flex on S. Korea, who has been after him since last year
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Do Kwimes
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:15 |
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Kwon Air
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drk posted:US vs Do Kwons bags, perhaps explains why the grand jury was so quick. Also a bit of a flex on S. Korea, who has been after him since last year interesting... wonder if south korea will fight to extradite him to south korea? technically he is a south korean citizen (came to the US for school)
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Strong Sauce posted:interesting... wonder if south korea will fight to extradite him to south korea? technically he is a south korean citizen (came to the US for school) I feel like for a lot of crypto people this is becoming the part of the movie where the main characters who, until this point had been having a ton of fun, are chased by guys in windbreakers with big letters while the music gets all slow and sad.
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:51 |
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Here today, Kwon tomorrow
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Strong Sauce posted:interesting... wonder if south korea will fight to extradite him to south korea? technically he is a south korean citizen (came to the US for school) I cannot imagine the US would have any problems with that, so long as they get their time as well. It's just a question of which happens first: the conviction or the beg? Bitcoin: Ham on the Lam caught enroute to Sudan
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drk posted:lol, a couple korean guys traveling on fake costa rican passports in the balkans How many copies of The Sims 3 did they have?
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Cyrano4747 posted:Without even looking I will 100% guarantee that there is some crypto dork posting a 10,000 words thesis on twitter about how now that they've eliminated a high profile bad actor trust can be rebuilt, and goes on to lay out how he plans on getting NFTs into elementary schools (1/235). Not surprising, every crypto bro identities every other crypto bro as competition and/or a mark. Grifter communities may seem almost hiveminded because they're repeating the same line that attracts marks and deflects suspicion, but they're as loyal as Predacons.
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# ? Mar 24, 2023 06:07 |
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look at the bags under his eyes, dude is stressed as hell and you love to see it
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Boxturret posted:hello I am Don't Kwoff, yes I may look like Do Kwon with a fake moustache and wig but rest assured I am a completely separate person. "bot-coins"? never heard of them, old chap. sounds like piffle and nonsense. now if you'll excuse me I must get to Dubai. cheerio, toodle pip!
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Free Men Kwon the Land
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# ? Mar 24, 2023 11:51 |
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Surprised he isn't wearing a jacket with a few dozen USB sticks sewn into it.
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happyhippy posted:Surprised he isn't wearing a jacket with a few dozen USB sticks sewn into it. He's known as "el grande canyon" - they're all stored in his anus.
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Buttcoin is stored in the butt.
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https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1639462070923190272
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i dont know what that means, wrap? like is there a real money version of wrapping? why do stupid fuckboys have to make up a bunch of poo poo
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ekuNNN posted:Kwon Air General Bullshit > Bitcoin: Kwon Air
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PhazonLink posted:i dont know what that means, wrap? Imagine you borrowed thousands of dollars to buy $123,000 worth of bearer bonds, then accidentally burned the bonds into ash (while cooking steamed hams or some other meme poo poo because crypto bros can't speak without using memes). That's what's happened here.
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PhazonLink posted:i dont know what that means, wrap? Wrapping means converting the Cryptopunk so it uses the NFT token standard. Cryptopunk was one of the original NFTs so back then there wasn't some way to trade them around in all the various networks. So now you have to "Wrap" the Cryptopunk. But basically it allows these older "things" to be traded around most networks. I don't know that there's a real money equivalent other than .. uhh like if you have francs and needed to exchange them for euros because people don't use francs anymore
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That's even dumber than I thought
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Bitcoin: That's even dumber than I thought
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Apparently ftx is clawing back some investments. https://www.techinasia.com/ftx-to-retrieve-404m-in-settlement-with-investment-fund-modulo Not sure there's more to it, but apparently the investment fund lost money slower than ftx.
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Powershift posted:That's even dumber than I thought oh its even dumber.... the software or smart contract or whatever this guy was using, the default behavior is to send everything to the burn pile https://twitter.com/vitalitygrowth/status/1639391449333596162
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Doug Sisk posted:General Bullshit > Bitcoin: Kwon Air
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:(while cooking steamed hams or some other meme poo poo because crypto bros can't speak without using memes).
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# ? Mar 25, 2023 05:57 |
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https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-crypto-king-kidnapped-tortured-in-an-attempt-to-get-millions-in-ransom-documents-say-1.6325928 lol it's probably a fake kidnapping/torture but I hope it's true
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# ? Mar 25, 2023 06:41 |
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Very polite kidnapping. After torturing him for 3 days they let him go when it turned out no one was willing to pay the ransom. LOL
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# ? Mar 25, 2023 06:45 |
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Wait if you can destroy an NFT then what makes it any diff- you know what never mind. Just never mind.
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# ? Mar 25, 2023 07:02 |
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i think burning crypto stuff means you send it to a wallet that can never be accessed. so he probably sent it to that landfill in england
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# ? Mar 25, 2023 07:06 |
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drk posted:oh its even dumber.... the software or smart contract or whatever this guy was using, the default behavior is to send everything to the burn pile I think he copy and pasted instructions from a website, like basically have you ever seen someone try to ssh example.com because that's what they copied off stackoverflow.
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drk posted:oh its even dumber.... the software or smart contract or whatever this guy was using, the default behavior is to send everything to the burn pile Imagine trying to explain this to your parents and that this is the future of money.
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Aw man I love bitcoiner graphs that have most of the X axis in the future
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yeah the whole "default is to send it to burn up" has been there for a while i think.. i don't know enough to explain why they can't just fix it or if it's just that's how it works as intended because none of these people understand user experience.
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